mike susz
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when I read the comics to my kids, I spend 1/3 of my time reading, 1/3 explaining the joke, 1/3 apologizing that the joke is not very funny.
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that's it. I'm buying 24 rolls of electrical tape and distributing them throughout the house.
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also, yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdOQ5BnBys
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every day off after the first one feels like Sunday.
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that thing where you log into starbucks and find out you have five or six random starbucks cards with various $ amounts somewhere
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who told me that Textual would be free today? well, thanks! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/textual-5/id896450579?mt=12&uo=4&at=10lrAF
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I had fun last night.
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I started fighting the Welsh Troll this year, and I owe an enormous debt of gratitude to @johnroderick.
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I’m really mixed about the past year. some great highs and some dark lows.
but we’re here.
but we’re here.
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<p class=“margin_bottom_2px”> i hope i don’t see any more of this crap in 2015.
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existential dilemma: do i put on real pants to go get the mail
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my workspace, fifteen years.
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is brekfest tiem plz?
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don’t be that guy who has to comment on my mixtape
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honey, I ate half of your salad.
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okay the last two things i viewed from my Twitter feed were about optimism, should i quit now?
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in 2014 i had fun giving stuff away. in 2015 i think i’m gonna try to sell things.
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i’m really not sure what the right answer is, i’m just glad we’re having the conversation.
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searching for a better quality version, but love The Dot and the Line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSbdvzbOzY
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i feel compelled to go to Keene tomorrow to continue celebrating Townie Days™
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i can sum up Safari in Yosemite with one word: “beachball”
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i just had to scream at my kids and scare the heck out of them to get them to finally quiet down and go to sleep. merry christmas!
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many thanks to the @psnh crews who restored our power in Rindge early this morning. Merry Christmas!
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so next time i have a crappy project that i want to make money on i’ll pretend i’m hacked and then threatened and then release it anyway.
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that thing where you plug your power adapter into your laptop but not the wall.
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best. wrapping. paper. ever.
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the kitchen is so festive!
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do you use Sublime Text? do you love @Package_Control? we all do! help @wbond out with a few $ for hosting. :) https://packagecontrol.io/about
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have there been any academic pubs on how in a microwave the ends of a burrito can reach the temp of liquid magma while the center is frozen?
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I have to take with a grain of salt, any opinion about Codes of Conduct espoused by middle-aged white men. including this one.
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just in case your dev day wasn't bad enough, you could be at the dentist now.
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a little judgey, eh USPS? that a business was closed on Sunday?
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that thing where you give a demo and the expectations were not set and you basically get yelled at for 20 minutes.
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i’m usually averse to lying to my children, but wielding “i’m on the phone with Santa Claus” is akin to MAGIC
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i just started playing A Dark Room this morning and an hour magically disappeared. (many more will follow) https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/a-dark-room/id736683061?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF
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soon. (cleaning faucets and lines) on the left: @WachusettBrew Winter. on the right: @BerkshireBrewCo Cabin Fever.
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snacktivism: i vote with my treat!
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snacktivism.
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i didn’t know Brown Shugga was back but then i found some and i am happy. :)
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I really miss the twitters when I'm at work.
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my wife is the world’s worst IT client.
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that thing where you have dozens of notebooks from conferences but you can’t find any so you keep scribbling on the same piece of paper
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all about tha boots. 'bout tha boots. no sneakers.
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that thing where i’m so freaking tired from the weekend that i could sleep until Tuesday.
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everybody knows how much i like to make metaphors
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“25 Best…” and each one is a separate page? lol nope. [X]
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MVC - Minimum Viable Christmas
