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the next season of Game of Thrones gets seriously weird
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also this tweet makes me realize that i still haven’t added my own last name to the Mac OS dictionary.
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first bowl of Raisin Bran for 2016. oh, did I forget to tell you that I'm documenting EVERYTHING this year?
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Happy New Year!
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not going to be up at midnight so contemplating my Happy New Year post now. :)
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2006 North Coast Old Stock Ale.
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hey everybody! tonight is a great night to do offline backups.
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Siri dictated “arduino” as “Lord we know” o.O
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the selfie mirror
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someday i’m going to have to have ‘the talk’ with my son. you know what i mean? “dad, what’s Reddit?”
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my brain doesn’t seem to be able to resolve not having to work and yet not having to travel for a family obligation.
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My wrestling name would be “Hummus Humungous” and I would hail from the mountains of Tahini.
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"snow brush"
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that thing where you click on a link in your twitter client and it opens a t-co url and you just close the tab because it will never load
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reading about CSS flex-grow property and wow - let me tell you a story about table layout in the 1990s.
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I guess this counts. technically.
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oh - and my kids insisted i get really awesome colorful socks. so, watch out for those.
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two of my favorite Christmas gifts: a quadcopter from my wife, and an Ariens Professional Series snowblower from my parents.
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i want “how the heck did you get my email address” next to “unsubscribe” b/c i’m definitely not a “valued customer” if i don’t recognize you
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oh, work. right. hi.
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literally everything outside is going to be frozen to where it sits tomorrow.
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spent the morning cleaning the house, early afternoon had lunch, mid afternoon nap, now grilling in the rain. and beer.
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today is the last day of Spring; Winter arrives tomorrow.
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decided the area around my desk was too terrible to continue, needs to be cleaned. so step 1 was: clean the rest of the floor of the house.
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“he was just a fisherman, until pirates invaded his castle. now he has a sword and a gun.” my kid just set up the next big action film
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I had a fear of bridges, but eventually I got over it.
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managed to pack the truck with about 1.5sqft of visibility out the back window.
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“88 minutes to work. Traffic is normal now.”
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i’m really not good at wrapping. or rapping. in either sense.
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protip: when you get an phone call offering goods or services and it sorta sounds like a robot, ask: “what color is a banana.” it hangs up.
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Tractor Supply *really* wants me to get people last-minute lawn mower tires and cattle feeders. the ppl on my list already HAVE these things
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tough turnips, turkey!
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discovering that reddit is one of the places on the internet where people still say “hahah you have a Mac!” i feel like it’s 1998 all over.
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not my best work but I am prepared to eat the evidence.
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not necessarily a bad idea, but not my best idea. #grillin
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wow looks like our wee bit of snow traveled all the way from Lake Ontario
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lol "snow"
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🎵 This is the cold that never ends…
it just goes on and on my friends… 🎵
it just goes on and on my friends… 🎵
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you think the Boston T map is confusing?
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morning commute was great. it’s all downhill from here.
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today was great weather for
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i wonder if twitter has tested their t-co shortener url in a location with latency higher than being in their own offices b/c it never works
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idea: upload an image to imgur and it finds you a version with less (or no) jpeg artifacts
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that thing where you accidentally hit the X on a ‘Top Site’ in Safari
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@kgrocki wait, i ate greek yogurt with a fork. no whey!
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when a man texts you from a retail store, please respond immediately. there’s a good chance that 8 minutes later, he’s on a highway on-ramp.
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my office has apparently exhausted the annual budget for spoons
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is there a word for joining the webex and seeing the other people connected but not dialing in yet because you don’t want to chat with them?
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Idea: The Hanson Brothers can help Henry Winkler produce a beer called: I-P-Aaaaaaaaay!
