mike susz
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@jayroh and that’s AFTER taking cetirizine and fluticasone daily
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that escalated quickly
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i block 3 tracking scripts and allow 22 (!) on http://Forbes.com and they shame me? ME?
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they did not have adult sizes.
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peak monthly subscription box
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serving size: 2 chews
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glove box full of napkins #dadops
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well now that we have the pronunciation of “gif” sorted out, do you say ‘sudo’ as “sue-doh” or “sue-due” ?
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someday soon, an alien race will come to Earth and they will see cPanel and they will decide to destroy our planet
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how do you sleep at night if you run a hosting company that only supports plain ftp?
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Idea, like Patreon, except you contribute directly to someone’s IRA
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i literally bankrolled my entire sticker-selling business* on this order.
* i don’t make a lot of money doing this.
* i don’t make a lot of money doing this.
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my biggest order yet.
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I accidentally typed "nom install" and now it's time for lunch!
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when you trollin but they don’t get it
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my new, shallower desk upstairs has ergo issues when i type a lot. upside: my job hasn’t required me to type a lot? http://i.imgur.com/B9Wn83f.png
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it’s time again for everyone’s favorite game show: what did i spill on myself? bonus round: and when?
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since iOS 9.3.1, no 3rd party apps will TouchID anymore. am I the only one?
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whoa, I just used the right-side shift key. I'm 42 years old.
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oh only 20hrs left on battery for my macbook pro
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want to start a new meetup called Cats and Coffee
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i made a timelapse of the clouds this afternoon @Vimeo https://vimeo.com/164786220?ref=tw-share
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9:45pm on a random thursday, i place an order from @stickermule and they reply, literally in a couple of minutes, with proofs. unreal.
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my favorite 80s cop show: PJ and the Pants
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remember User-Centered Design?
mike susz
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the best part about having a Mac in the “enterprise” is logging in to a remote VM so you can run IE8 dependent mission-critical apps
mike susz
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I like my coffee like I like my SCIENCE!
mike susz
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the internet has a problem. or several problems.
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thought we were done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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i want to wake up in a city that never sleets at all
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Guns n Roses should remake some of their old catalog; ‘Cold Late April Rain’ sounds appropriate
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IM: “Did you see the email I sent you this morning?”
“No, I didn’t see your Instant Message, either.”
“No, I didn’t see your Instant Message, either.”
mike susz
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can i just tell Mac OS X that i don’t use a digital camera so i stop getting daily updates for RAW files from new models i don’t care about?
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the metric system rules. metric 10 life!
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classy tribute, @wunderground :)
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my cosplay at PAX this year is the dad with the dadbag. you'll know it when you see it.
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league is a pretty big deal. #PAXEast
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there's a new game maybe? ;) @cherlequin
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first day i went to PAX: my feet hurt
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at the airport in seeing people already wearing their PAX badges.
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for Earth Day this year i drove 62 miles to work because i don’t want to make my kids forage for food and live outdoors. :/
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the state of dependency management today: an npm package that clones a github repository. times a thousand.
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if it snows today, I'm responsible. finally drained the gas out of the snowblower yesterday.
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today i cleaned out the chipmunk nests and nastiness hiding in the nooks and crannies of my tractor. oy.
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taking a day off to hang out with the kids. nearly noon and we’ve accomplished nothing. mission accomplished?
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Summer shoes on
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I have never been so simultaneously excited and terrified
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throwback! i should revert to this theme.
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"do bears have natural enemies? why aren't we just lousy with bears?"
mike susz
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Attention: Trader Joes has popcorn that tastes like pickles. go buy some. http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/popcorn-in-a-pickle