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mike susz
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so, do the Pats send Carroll a fruit basket, or?
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as if the already insufferable fans couldn’t get more insufferable. oh well. congratulations.
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I don’t know a lot about football and even I think that was a really dumb play to call. you wrote your own ticket home.
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so far the cutscenes of mountains are my favorite.
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i’m watching the Super Bowl on DVR delay, so i apologize if my jokes are not timed well. and also not funny.
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I’m sure it’s the dream of any musician in their 60’s to be given the opportunity to influence a whole new generation of truck buyers.
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I’m surprised there’s no Super Bowl XLIX ads from ExLax.
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i think i invented new ailment. i call it “shovelers deltoid”
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coffee with LeVar today.
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for people not interested in football: tonight from 6-10 eastern would be a great time to go grocery shopping or snipe eBay auctions.
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San Francisco could easily get corporate port-a-potty sponsorships like Poogle or Crapple
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my kids made a city out of blocks and they say there are port-a-potties everywhere. you listening, San Francisco?
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you know why i’m here.
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remember when it was profitable to run a weblog?
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slow-mo snerflerks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL-X9ASt7FU
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it's snowing
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dear Apple: please do math better
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technical debt is like running in sand wearing shoes made out of concrete.
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this has been a heck of a week. i almost miss the office.
almost.
almost.
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before seeing my 4 year-old do it tonight, i hadn’t seen someone go from vomiting to happy so quickly since college.
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recipe site idea: things to make with all the groceries that people stocked up on before the storm
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current status: pouring myself a pint of I-deserve-this.
mike susz
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i shovel well. i shovel very well.
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Susz’ Third Law of Snowblowing: a snowblower is a blunt instrument. Clear large areas with it, don’t get fancy. That’s what a shovel is for.
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Susz’ Second Law of Snowblowing: clear large areas first. MVD = Minimum Viable Driveway.
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Susz’ First Law of Snowblowing: the wind will always blow the snow back in your face, even if you account for Susz’ First Law of Snowblowing
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if you have low vents from your boiler/furnace/water heater/dryer be sure to clear those out.
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I think my kids may have found the Internet
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What blizzard? It’s a couple of flakes. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/groundhog-day-blizzard.gif
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while you’re doing your storm-panic shopping, remember - tonic and limes! everybody always forgets the mixers. amateurs.
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case in point: Erie County Savings Bank. heck, the entirety of Shelton Square has been demolished. http://wnyheritagepress.org/photos_week_2008/erie_savings_bank/erie_savings_bank.htm
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the saddest thing about looking at old photos in Buffalo is knowing that there’s a 0.01% chance that building hasn’t been knocked down.
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i could scroll through this photostream all morning. https://www.flickr.com/photos/fixbuffalo/ (and i have been)
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reading sci-fi on a device that at one point would have been sci-fi (and taking this photo with another)
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the worst part about kids cooking competition shows is they’ve watched enough TV that they sound like adults on cooking competition shows
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did you see the moon tonight?
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wow. guys, have you read this? read it. https://the-pastry-box-project.net/eileen-webb/2015-january-19
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i think it kinda sucks when people on a popular (non-movie) podcast decide to commit an episode to spoiling a very recently released movie.
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it all went downhill from here. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/796947357
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twitter drinking game: when you see the SOTU hashtag, quit your twitter client and go pour yourself a drink.
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i solved a problem making a symlink in a grunt deploy script by making an alias in my Apache configs. take THAT, javascript.
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as I get older (and balder) I need to learn the Picard way of the slow face palm. forehead hurts.
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biggest obstacle to learning grunt is complete lack of useful error messaging. i can screw up 8 different things to produce “task undefined”
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i accidentally am watching the game and I’M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THIS IS THE BEST FOOTBALL OF THE SEASON
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only crappy telco companies would put a brand name on symmetrical bandwidth. (also i wish i had symmetrical bandwidth).
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i absolutely cannot wait to watch absolutely no football tomorrow!
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had to take off my wool socks because with carpet and low humidity i could pratically weaponize the amount of static i was generating