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I hear my son wailing from downstairs.
Panicked, I rush down to find him sprawled on the floor crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I didn’t save!”
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it always astounds me just how much banks can screw around with a simple username and password field. amazing.
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idea: hummusicles
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“ I am a bad guy – I have a stick"
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TIL: a group of ferrets is called a “business”
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the next time my wife wants to watch “cutthroat kitchen” i’m just going to google “despicable people peeing on each other” instead.
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“haha! oh, and speaking of retirement plans… *runs away sobbing*”
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dumpster fire is my spirit animal
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most-used phrase at work today: “dumpster fire”
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i’ve been enjoying VS Code but today i’m starting to make myself use Atom just for fun.
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i’m printing out a calendar so i can write on it with a pen - LIKE AN ANIMAL
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great, now I have my kids yelling “we gotta break up the banks! they’re too big!”
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try to make _every_ Tuesday a Super Tuesday.
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okay now it’s becoming a slightly above average Tuesday.
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idea: an Etsy store where I sell sweaters made from the lint I remove from the charging port of my phone
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yep, that’s the gust of wind that woke me up at 1:25. sounded like someone ramming a truck into the house #NHwx
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so far it just feels like a regular Tuesday
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Rejected McDonaldland Characters: Sal Monella, The Crumb Bum, “El Poncho,” The Fryer Chief, Salt Packet Pete, Harpo.
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Indiana Jones and the Search for Who Controls Access to the Sharepoint
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#oscar #glasses
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i love getting scolded for using an ad blocker because some or all of your 14 (!) ad javascripts don’t load.
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“we should totally do a podcast! we would get a whole lot of listener.”
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why do I always kick a keg 15 minutes after the brewery closes
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I’d really love to go to a dev conference but I’d also love to rent a cabin in the Adirondacks, hike, and drink beer.
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Figuring Out What Smells In The Fridge as a Service
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my mom (in her 60s) called asking how to get her music back on her iPad b/c it was replaced with “Apple Music” and she doesn’t want to pay
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“What are they doing?” “I don’t know, but they’re being quiet.” yep it’s school vacation week.
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I saw an ad for band-saw blades on YouTube. target marketing is getting better.
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really, you should throw your own custom URL shortener in there and achieve the Triumvirate of Social Media Suckitude
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it’s 2016 and there are still Twitter accounts that do nothing but tweet links to Facebook updates that do nothing but link to blog posts
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if you take the last donut out of the box in the kitchen, you are morally obligated to dispose of the box.
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watching my videos at normal speed make me realize how much better professional rally drivers do it. also ice is slippery.
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filthy car = happy driver. fun day at rally school open practice.
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beer is good. I’m tired.
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idea: telepresence robot with a stun gun
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man i love looking at codepens and then going to caniuse and then LOL
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this is so beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50gPTzjhmhA thank you, @RachelPlatten
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"baby wants a newspaper — got one of those?"
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