mike susz
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mike susz
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why do cows watch short videos about archery on the Internet?
bow vines!
bow vines!
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it took so long to get approval to look at the Sharepoint, now I can’t remember which Sharepoint I wanted to see, or why.
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Facebook: “What are the candidates saying?” Me: *closes browser tab*
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@unscriptable rather, you _gave_ good reasoning why (thanks autocorrect)
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“new pin must be numeric with no leading zeroes” why on earth are you treating this like an integer
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judging from the lack of traffic on 128 today, I’m guessing the sudden change in the forecast caused widespread, short-term illness.
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“I had a weird dream - and you were in it!”
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Remember:
Be the change you want to see
See the change you want to be
See the sea from a B & B
Be the change you want to see
See the change you want to be
See the sea from a B & B
mike susz
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what’s an Italian sea fisherman’s favorite instrument?
cast-a-nets!
cast-a-nets!
mike susz
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I hear my son wailing from downstairs.
Panicked, I rush down to find him sprawled on the floor crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I didn’t save!”
Panicked, I rush down to find him sprawled on the floor crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I didn’t save!”
mike susz
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it always astounds me just how much banks can screw around with a simple username and password field. amazing.
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listen, now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U
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idea: hummusicles
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“ I am a bad guy – I have a stick"
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TIL: a group of ferrets is called a “business”
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the next time my wife wants to watch “cutthroat kitchen” i’m just going to google “despicable people peeing on each other” instead.
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“haha! oh, and speaking of retirement plans… *runs away sobbing*”
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dumpster fire is my spirit animal
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most-used phrase at work today: “dumpster fire”
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i’ve been enjoying VS Code but today i’m starting to make myself use Atom just for fun.
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i’m printing out a calendar so i can write on it with a pen - LIKE AN ANIMAL
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great, now I have my kids yelling “we gotta break up the banks! they’re too big!”
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try to make _every_ Tuesday a Super Tuesday.
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okay now it’s becoming a slightly above average Tuesday.
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idea: an Etsy store where I sell sweaters made from the lint I remove from the charging port of my phone
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yep, that’s the gust of wind that woke me up at 1:25. sounded like someone ramming a truck into the house #NHwx http://www.wunderground.com/personal-weather-station/dashboard?ID=KNHRINDG5#history/s20160301/e20160301/mdaily
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so far it just feels like a regular Tuesday
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Rejected McDonaldland Characters: Sal Monella, The Crumb Bum, “El Poncho,” The Fryer Chief, Salt Packet Pete, Harpo.
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Indiana Jones and the Search for Who Controls Access to the Sharepoint
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Raspberry Pi 3 - with onboard wifi and bluetooth? https://twitter.com/Raspberry_Pi/status/704199610076688384 http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/suatmm.gif
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#oscar #glasses
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i love getting scolded for using an ad blocker because some or all of your 14 (!) ad javascripts don’t load.
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“we should totally do a podcast! we would get a whole lot of listener.”
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why do I always kick a keg 15 minutes after the brewery closes
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I’d really love to go to a dev conference but I’d also love to rent a cabin in the Adirondacks, hike, and drink beer.
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This is how we do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
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Figuring Out What Smells In The Fridge as a Service
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#KOOLAID2016
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stop. marketing.
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my mom (in her 60s) called asking how to get her music back on her iPad b/c it was replaced with “Apple Music” and she doesn’t want to pay
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“What are they doing?” “I don’t know, but they’re being quiet.” yep it’s school vacation week.
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wow, at 1:50am we hit 57.9 degrees! http://www.wunderground.com/personal-weather-station/dashboard?ID=KNHRINDG5#history/s20160225/e20160225/mdaily #NHwx
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startup dot jpeg
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what weather? #grillin
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I saw an ad for band-saw blades on YouTube. target marketing is getting better.
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be safe. #websafe
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aww my wife framed it.
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really, you should throw your own custom URL shortener in there and achieve the Triumvirate of Social Media Suckitude