mike susz
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my favorite part is when your ‘social sidebar’ overlaps your content and is fixed position.
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#jeopardy #mst3k
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to be more specific: i just want to see domain names, and their tracking codes, and edit them. i feel like i need lots of luck and a sherpa.
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can google hire jeff veen back again? i can’t make heads or tails of google analytics. what a pile of crap.
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hi! checking in for your flight? oh -
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cliffhanger endings aside, the most implausible thing from this season of The Walking Dead was why the Saviors were growing weed indoors.
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TFW you realize you’ve been walking around all day without your fitbit http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/shock.gif
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#minfigdreamteam
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my DSL can definitely handle downloading NaN at NaN/sec
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why do we grow more hair in our ears+nose as we age? like without the vigor of youth I'm unable to defend the holes in my head from insects?
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tractor started right up! running like a champ. what do I do with the rest of my afternoon now?
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my truck gets to jumpstart something else for a change
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a french chef who is also a martial artist has a mishap with clarified butter:
Guy gets ghee on his gi
Guy gets ghee on his gi
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Pizza Nova? like, they deliver it to you and it collapses into a singularity and explodes scattering your dinner across the cosmos
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stopped at Kappy’s on the way home and ended up with all @JacksAbby beers.
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does tweeting abstractly about mandatory information security training violate information security policies?
asking for a friend.
asking for a friend.
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idea: taco flavored meatloaf
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i just backed RiffTrax Live 2016: MST3K Reunion on kickstarter http://kck.st/1Rx42Yq
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the best thing in the world is when someone mistakenly emails a distro list with tens of thousands of people and lots of folks reply-all.
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“ooh, lawn tractor tires are on sale!” this is my life now.
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i need to start a sticker-trading meetup
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today was a day.
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buying a wheelbarrow tire from the internet. http://i.imgur.com/TZvkJWV.jpg
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my town finally, begrudgingly, put the plow back on the truck and came by at around 1:30pm.
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Batman vs. Superman? Captain America: Civil War? if the superheroes can’t get along then we’re all doomed. DOOMED!
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can we just ship WordPress so it automatically blocks every IP address in Ukraine?
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the robins are very confused
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and now, graupel in Rindge. #NHwx
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that time when i thawed my anemometer with a hair dryer
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about 2.5" in Rindge. #NHwx
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my look today: daddest dad at the Home Depot
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today is national ‘walk to work day?’ i should have left home 22 hours ago.
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Chubby jumping trash panda is my spirit animal. http://i.imgur.com/zbWdVry.gif
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i’m just an old dad, but seeing how good a sport that Justin Bieber is when he’s on James Corden’s show, he’s got my respect. good on ya.
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remember cufon?
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my employer’s acceptable use policy for computers expressly prohibits sending chain mail
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my Siamese.
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“you take that back! you do NOT insult the memory of the Macho Man.” - me, just now.
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can an operating system create a file with a path so long that it can't delete it? lol Windows.
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I installed iOS 9.3 via iTunes. my phone then downloaded it anyway. Apple is really pushing OTA updates!
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wind is clearly picking up here in Rindge #NHwx
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what have i been doing all day? i’m exhausted, it’s only noon, and i haven’t touched a line of code.
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have you taken the OSMI Mental Health in Tech 2016 Survey? if you work in tech, please do. https://cojfunkatroncom.typeform.com/to/Ao6BTw
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where's my MONEY, rabbit cake!?!!!?
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idea: a prank computer program that makes it look like random pieces of dust are on the screen
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last year on this day: https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/581919962970910722
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quad copter hemlock crash https://youtu.be/rzS1qTOFtIg via @YouTube
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it's happening!
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neat: interactive snow map: see stats, e.g. water equivalent of snowpack, at various stations: http://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/snow/snow_map.html