mike susz
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but: my password is about to expire. in 14 days.
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Inbox: Anno Domini
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"Core capabilities for MVP are in blue." every item is blue.
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thank goodness there is REAL peanut butter spread between these dubiously orange crackers.
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ICYMI last night (my brain came up with a hopefully useful thing) a proposal for how to have team meetings: https://gist.github.com/mikesusz/fb6aad1b079accaf8b7b
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dear Twitter: Donny, you're out of your element
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a proposal for how to have team meetings: https://gist.github.com/mikesusz/fb6aad1b079accaf8b7b
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i still remember being laid off by [redacted] it was like “my email login failed… my svn login failed … i can’t get to the fileserver…”
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corporate job pro-tip: don’t start worrying until your logins mysteriously stop working.
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TIL that “CSS” can also stand for “Cat Stress Score” and yep that fits pretty well http://www.ingentaconnect.com/content/ufaw/aw/1997/00000006/00000003/art00005
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trouble getting my donkey out of neutral this morning
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home and my internet is SO FAST
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these taste exactly like a McDonald's cheeseburger. science!
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sleep pants at 4:30 #vacation
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my phone is having a tantrum because of no service.
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benefit of not updating things: lots of ads i used to see are now replaced with a “Flash is out of date” message.
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leaning how a new coffee maker works: "which button produces happiness?"
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keep telling myself "I am on vacation" both because the concept is foreign to me & because today was more exhausting than work + normal life
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I'm vacationing in one of the few places on earth with less bandwidth than I have at home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dear makers of 1GB+ iOS games: please bundle some of your updates instead of releasing them individually. thanks, the internet.
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did you ever get the feeling that you don’t know what the feeling is or when you got it?
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i finally get around to cleaning apps off of my ipad and then i sync and itunes puts them back on.
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Earth Day is cool but i’ll be more excited about Mars Day.
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who are you calling oleophobic? some of my best friends are oleos.
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"ow I sat on a dinosaur!" things you maybe never said before you had kids
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you know what maps need sometimes? a legend.
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this is how i cut square pizza.
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just described my JavaScript mindset as being a "DOMmie"
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"gee, why is there health like literally *everywhere* in this level? oh, crap."
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looking forward to some vacation time where i plan leisurely activities like … cleaning out my Downloads folder, updating WordPress sites
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that thing where you say “gee, i only have 400 gigabytes free on my server” and then you from the past suddenly appears and kicks you
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“12 Things mentally strong people DON’T do”
except ‘click on linkbait headlines’ isn’t in there.
except ‘click on linkbait headlines’ isn’t in there.
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there's a lot of funnies tonight on the twitters
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i am not very happy in Ravelholm. thankfully, i think i’m most of the way through it.
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my trailcam caught this bear messing with the bird feeder what?
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genius-dot-com also rewrites all in-page links, and doesn’t provide any easy link to the original source.
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so genius-dot-com lets people repost your content with overlaid commentary, and it loads your stylesheet directly from your server.
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sketch app 1.0
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my clamping straightedge is awesome.
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i swept the same ten leaves out of my garage a dozen times today. #windy
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what a toolbag.
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hate to sound like a crusty new englander, but get some chores done this weekend. the bugs arrive next week.
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my most positive thought this week: “maybe this is the baldest i’m going to get?”
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agenda for this weekend: noise and sawdust
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if I ever get the opportunity to name a town, I think I would call it "Cahoots"
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today my problem wasn’t slow internet, it was intermittent, unpredictable internet. this is the most maddening thing ever.
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it’s amazing how all the modern technology we hold dear relies on swarms of surly guys driving trucks
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judging by how bad the Sox batting helmets look already, by October they’ll looks like they’re doing Klingon cosplay