mike susz
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where's my MONEY, rabbit cake!?!!!?
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mike susz
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idea: a prank computer program that makes it look like random pieces of dust are on the screen
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last year on this day: https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/581919962970910722
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quad copter hemlock crash https://youtu.be/rzS1qTOFtIg via @YouTube
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it's happening!
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neat: interactive snow map: see stats, e.g. water equivalent of snowpack, at various stations: http://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/snow/snow_map.html
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lampshade cracked. I made a new one. watch for my Etsy store to open soon.
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last year I stood on top of a snowbank, looked directly into the end of the vent, and cleaned it.
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Sleepy Bird is my spirit animal
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BREAKING NEWS: beer is good.
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red soup, blue shirt, purple is my new favorite color
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it would seem the Directv assimilation is complete
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we never answered this. it still haunts me. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/579985339781160960
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oh great.
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mmmm. sawdust. maybe.
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bought my kids the "double decker couch" set from the Lego movie. it didn't come with Lucy. so I found her for them.
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also, get off my lawn and turn down your rock 'n' roll music.
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your iPhone 6+ app scaled down on an iPhone 5 screen gives me the space of about 5 nanometers to tap on
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now that Apple has re-committed to a smaller screen iPhone, can we please, for the love of all that is holy, make tap zones larger?
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when will AppleTV be able to voice search the content I bought and I own and is on my Home Sharing network?
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7:59, first snowplow. before the little kids bus.
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still coming down.
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once again, my town decided not to plow before the school buses run.
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crappy website in Safari: “you’re not accepting cookies!” crappy website in Chrome “we’re cool.” lazy developers.
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best use of a GoPro helmet cam harness ever
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question to Siri leads to a bing search result leads to a wikipedia entry opens the wikipedia app opens the default page, no context.
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today i moved my weather station base upstairs and bridged serial over cat6 so it’s still reporting to the raspberry pi in the basement.
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the overhead night shot of NYC in the Apple TV “Aerial” screensaver should have been nominated for an Oscar.
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What if you were driving somewhere with the stars of the X-Men movie and you got a flat tire and you were like “Hugh! Jack, man!”
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yep, finally broke down and got a parcel tracker app.
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time to start over again. (this is a side table I stole from the office downstairs)
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of course now I think I need to finally get a new (smaller) desk that actually fits this space.
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desk cleaning, should i:
a) move stuff, arrange furniture, put stuff back neatly
b) throw it all out window, go outside & set pile on fire
a) move stuff, arrange furniture, put stuff back neatly
b) throw it all out window, go outside & set pile on fire
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is it worth taking this out of the box again?
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Clean My Desk as a Service
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I accidentally typed “Dadpool” instead of “Deadpool.” very different movie.
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this candidate is looking better and better. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/703221459750166528
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totally gnarly, dude
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now, where did I put that VCR? #MST3K
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how do i get in on this free stuff for a good amazon review? for pete’s sake, has anyone paid for this stuff
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“SXSW is so played out. it’s over.” every person who used to go to SXSW then took a break & now they're going again and "ZOMG it's awesome!"
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#disrupt
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snowing like heck here. lol.
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lol y’all are so much nerdier than i am, this is awesome.
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Microsoft isn't compatible with the Mac
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why do cows watch short videos about archery on the Internet?
bow vines!
bow vines!
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it took so long to get approval to look at the Sharepoint, now I can’t remember which Sharepoint I wanted to see, or why.
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Facebook: “What are the candidates saying?” Me: *closes browser tab*
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@unscriptable rather, you _gave_ good reasoning why (thanks autocorrect)