mike susz
@mikesusz
let's have a great day today.
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the second best part of getting a new follower bot is when you tweet about getting a follower bot you get another follower bot
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the best part of getting a new follower bot is when they have an ampersand in a tweet and it’s literally &
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i really enjoyed Spring this year. that one week of Spring we had was really great.
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what’s this odd sensation on my skin? i don’t feel like i’m going to crackle and crumble into dust and blow away. oh, it’s humidity!
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decided to go to downtown Keene today. didn’t know about KSC graduation. d’oh!
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Too Many Divs!
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when it rains, it pours :)
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“THE NO BURN BAN REMAINS IN EFFECT.” so, everyone must burn?
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Anticitizen One.
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good luck on your mail-merge, I hope your LinkedIn spam goes really well. (y)
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pro tip: when you think you're done sanding, you're only halfway done sanding.
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I'll just plane this side down a bit more! oops. I think knot. :(
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female avatar, tweets are all pithy sayings or retweets. bio is non-specific. handle is two words conjoined.
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I can't necessarily "report for abuse" because abuse hasn't happened. yet. but the patten is the same:
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if enough people click that, they make you solve captchas before you can tweet again
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Twitter needs a "I think this account is a bot" button.
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if I hold the spare set of batteries up to my Mac's camera, will it stop pestering me about my keyboard batteries being low?
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android 4.0 is my new IE6.
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there's nothing I love more than googling a problem and the top 3 results are blocked by network policies. #enterprise
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the plane! the plane!
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why is my computer swapping so much? oh, Safari’s using 6gb of RAM.
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really it’s not a made-up holiday about a movie franchise unless BRANDS
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that thing where you hear your cooling fans running and you know you left open a wikia page somewhere
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“there’s a difference between sharpening your saw, and going into the saw-sharpening business.”
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font-family: sans-of-anarchy;
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sometimes, @mikesusz likes to tweet in the third person
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hindsight is always 140 characters or less
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@mikesusz
learn to cope. find tools that help.
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dafs
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aw you fancy #clampin
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went to the basement by myself to play with wood.
not an euphemism.
not an euphemism.
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SOHCAHTOA. my brain is funny sometimes.
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today i did MANY OF THE THINGS and now i’m tired. but i want to drink MANY OF THE BEERS first.
mike susz
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if i order from Amazon on friday, they deliver sunday. if i order on saturday, i get it wednesday.
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is there a Mr. Fanning?
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i’m naming my brush pile “Auryn” because it’s the neverending story
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I once again find myself wanting to order from Amazon on Thursday but I don’t want to peeve my USPS person
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BOO
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anyone else running OS X Server notice that after the most recent update, all their local sites redirect from http to https?
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man i’m really catching up with video games. today i discovered you can play NES games on the Wii.
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i’m in the ‘sandtraps’ level of Half Life 2. this is fun.
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Klout: BE KNOWN FOR WHAT http://i.imgur.com/ZyQYcZG.gif
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wrong. it's "ask mr. owl"
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thank you, neighbor, who is using their chainsaw at 7:40pm. you're my favorite.
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our new favorite: Go, Dog. Go! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0394800206/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0394800206&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=4K3OJSHZADM2J3HF do you like my hat?
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either that, or try: “You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise”
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pro tip: if you get a call and you think it’s a robot, ask “what color is a banana?”
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the best thing to happen so far today: it's halfway over!