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mike susz

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GoPro4 Session (+ tripod screw->gopro hinge adapter), mounted on GPod Mini Magnetic http://amzn.to/1V7cQek

Apr 15, 2016, 8:09 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

guess who owns my DSL connection today?

Apr 15, 2016, 2:26 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

helloooo eBay

Apr 15, 2016, 10:57 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

the best part about working for an enormous corporation is not knowing if the vague email about organizational changes affects you or not.

Apr 15, 2016, 12:21 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

actually forget it

Apr 14, 2016, 11:59 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i love CSS. it makes me feel !important

Apr 14, 2016, 2:05 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my favorite part is when your ‘social sidebar’ overlaps your content and is fixed position.

Apr 14, 2016, 12:24 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

#jeopardy #mst3k

Apr 14, 2016, 12:48 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

to be more specific: i just want to see domain names, and their tracking codes, and edit them. i feel like i need lots of luck and a sherpa.

Apr 13, 2016, 8:42 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

can google hire jeff veen back again? i can’t make heads or tails of google analytics. what a pile of crap.

Apr 13, 2016, 8:39 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hi! checking in for your flight? oh -

Apr 12, 2016, 8:17 PM · view on Twitter

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cliffhanger endings aside, the most implausible thing from this season of The Walking Dead was why the Saviors were growing weed indoors.

Apr 11, 2016, 11:45 PM · view on Twitter

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TFW you realize you’ve been walking around all day without your fitbit http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/shock.gif

Apr 11, 2016, 11:26 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

#minfigdreamteam

Apr 11, 2016, 8:45 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my DSL can definitely handle downloading NaN at NaN/sec

Apr 11, 2016, 1:23 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

why do we grow more hair in our ears+nose as we age? like without the vigor of youth I'm unable to defend the holes in my head from insects?

Apr 10, 2016, 9:52 PM · view on Twitter

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tractor started right up! running like a champ. what do I do with the rest of my afternoon now?

Apr 10, 2016, 6:12 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my truck gets to jumpstart something else for a change

Apr 10, 2016, 6:09 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

a french chef who is also a martial artist has a mishap with clarified butter:

Guy gets ghee on his gi

Apr 10, 2016, 4:43 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Pizza Nova? like, they deliver it to you and it collapses into a singularity and explodes scattering your dinner across the cosmos

Apr 9, 2016, 1:00 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

stopped at Kappy’s on the way home and ended up with all @JacksAbby beers.

Apr 9, 2016, 12:48 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

does tweeting abstractly about mandatory information security training violate information security policies?

asking for a friend.

Apr 7, 2016, 5:30 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

idea: taco flavored meatloaf

Apr 7, 2016, 5:06 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i just backed RiffTrax Live 2016: MST3K Reunion on kickstarter http://kck.st/1Rx42Yq

Apr 7, 2016, 2:08 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

the best thing in the world is when someone mistakenly emails a distro list with tens of thousands of people and lots of folks reply-all.

Apr 7, 2016, 12:46 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

“ooh, lawn tractor tires are on sale!” this is my life now.

Apr 6, 2016, 9:24 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i need to start a sticker-trading meetup

Apr 6, 2016, 3:03 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

today was a day.

Apr 6, 2016, 12:58 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

buying a wheelbarrow tire from the internet. http://i.imgur.com/TZvkJWV.jpg

Apr 5, 2016, 1:48 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my town finally, begrudgingly, put the plow back on the truck and came by at around 1:30pm.

Apr 4, 2016, 6:19 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Batman vs. Superman? Captain America: Civil War? if the superheroes can’t get along then we’re all doomed. DOOMED!

Apr 4, 2016, 6:04 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

can we just ship WordPress so it automatically blocks every IP address in Ukraine?

Apr 4, 2016, 4:07 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

the robins are very confused

Apr 4, 2016, 2:42 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

and now, graupel in Rindge. #NHwx

Apr 3, 2016, 6:10 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

that time when i thawed my anemometer with a hair dryer

Apr 3, 2016, 5:11 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

about 2.5" in Rindge. #NHwx

Apr 3, 2016, 10:21 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Apr 2, 2016, 8:30 PM · view on Twitter

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my look today: daddest dad at the Home Depot

Apr 2, 2016, 12:48 PM · view on Twitter

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today is national ‘walk to work day?’ i should have left home 22 hours ago.

Apr 1, 2016, 3:44 PM · view on Twitter

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Chubby jumping trash panda is my spirit animal. http://i.imgur.com/zbWdVry.gif

Apr 1, 2016, 2:01 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i’m just an old dad, but seeing how good a sport that Justin Bieber is when he’s on James Corden’s show, he’s got my respect. good on ya.

Apr 1, 2016, 1:38 AM · view on Twitter

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remember cufon?

Mar 31, 2016, 4:02 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my employer’s acceptable use policy for computers expressly prohibits sending chain mail

Mar 31, 2016, 12:30 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my Siamese.

Mar 31, 2016, 2:13 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

“you take that back! you do NOT insult the memory of the Macho Man.” - me, just now.

Mar 31, 2016, 1:21 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

can an operating system create a file with a path so long that it can't delete it? lol Windows.

Mar 30, 2016, 2:55 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I installed iOS 9.3 via iTunes. my phone then downloaded it anyway. Apple is really pushing OTA updates!

Mar 30, 2016, 11:34 AM · view on Twitter

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wind is clearly picking up here in Rindge #NHwx

Mar 29, 2016, 5:52 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what have i been doing all day? i’m exhausted, it’s only noon, and i haven’t touched a line of code.

Mar 29, 2016, 3:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

have you taken the OSMI Mental Health in Tech 2016 Survey? if you work in tech, please do. https://cojfunkatroncom.typeform.com/to/Ao6BTw

Mar 29, 2016, 2:29 PM · view on Twitter