mike susz
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I'm 41 years old, why am I awake at 11:30? ugh.
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and now i’ve finished HL2:E1. not as good as the core game. lots more “oof i died, load save”
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no rain… no rain… no rain… ALL THE RAIN
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whoa. in iOS if you tap/hold / it gives you a pop up with \
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I would pay to sponsor highway signs that just said "relax"
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sometimes when I'm shaking my pillow around to fluff it up, I like to say, through gritting teeth, "where's my MONEY?!??"
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homeowners association meetings, things can get WILD
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super awesome, @LongTrailBeer putting IBU and ABV on the box (also bottling Double Bag in 12oz!)
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Minimum Viable Hallway
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TIL: you can join AARP at any age; you'll receive all the benefits, less any that are legally restricted to people over 50.
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web developers really need to step outside of their comfort Chrome
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May 25th, 1977: Star Wars was released. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_(film)
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i love getting my wife a gift of a new piece of technology because she is immediately and completely and utterly resentful of new technology
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#grillin
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<3 @jayroh
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one tab open, Safari using > 2gb of memory.
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Memorial Day weekend nap: complete.
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current status
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except the role doesn’t match my level of expertise or my location. great job, recruiter. A+
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“I sent you an email a few days ago. I had reviewed your resume previously and felt that your acumen was a good fit for a role I have.”
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#grillin
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“Active Advisory: Frost Advisory, Fire Weather Watch” yep.
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driving in for Refresh Boston.
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every install of Yosemite includes a hidden game: it’s called “where can i click to move this window?”
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on ‘The Crossings’ Restaurant in Putnam, CT.
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what a great lesson to delete the default themes in every wordpress install i ever make.
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finishing Half-Life 2 (was fun, but) wasn’t super rewarding. i think Portal spoiled me for finishing any game, ever.
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that thing where you listen to "Schoolhouse Rock" with your kids in the morning & you had it stuck in your head all day & now (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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Child: “Dad, what does your shirt say?”
Me: “it says Roderick on the Line.”
Child: “is that a video game?”
me: “it should be.” #supertrain
Me: “it says Roderick on the Line.”
Child: “is that a video game?”
me: “it should be.” #supertrain
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what i’d like to see in the next version of iMessage: somehow combining the three different conversations with the same person
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i hate trees so much right now. hate. trees.
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i had a great weekend except pollen.
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that thing where you’ve been moving for like six hours and then you look at your fitbit and you’re only at like 5000 steps
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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least popular foam brush sizes.
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Red Sox at 4:10 Eastern time today on NESN. i feel like i haven’t seen a game in weeks.
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production code comment:
/* Probably not the right place to put this but I want it globally available to JS */
/* Probably not the right place to put this but I want it globally available to JS */
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sudden panic before bed that we hadn't gotten the coffee pot ready. crisis averted.
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plus: jumpstarting my truck when it’s warm is way better than jumpstarting my truck when it’s cold. minus: troubleshooting electrical drain.
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CSI: Too Many
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current status
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is there a union for shopping mall Santas?
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every member of your team has a superpower. can you spot it?
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Humble MAKE: Book Bundle! https://www.humblebundle.com/books
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“Active Advisory: Frost Advisory, Fire Weather Warning” well this is interesting.
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our IDEs are so smart but they still don't (usually) tell us if we left parenthesis open
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ooh, quick! my wordpress and all my plugins are up to date! take a picture!
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“items per page: 12” yeah because it’s 1997 and my modem just can’t take it.
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if you get an email where the subject starts “True or False?” the answer is always: “unsubscribe”
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wait, Verizon is acquiring AOL? how many hours of free dialup does that get me?
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"I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day." my cloud accounts are unavailable so I should go outside.