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that thing where you want to fave a tweet but it’s like a third-generation referenced story. seriously people, stop biting.

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we already have "loud truck/loud music," and "loud atvs" people. perhaps the new folks will play woodwind or brass instruments? poorly.

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watching new neighbors move in and trying to decipher what incredibly annoying behavior they will bring to the neighborhood

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protip: if you don’t really know how to help someone back up a vehicle, just wave your arms around for a while, then shout “CUT IT! CUT IT!”

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in Winchendon MA I saw a guy dressed as a storm trooper riding a black and white motorcycle.

I don't think those helmets are DOT approved.

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if, in the course of frying your folded tortilla full of cheese, you happen to see the figure of Jesus, that’s a quesadeity.

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taking advantage of the rare occurence of having the house to myself by very loudly playing beautiful and vulgar music.

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pro tip: don't even look at the website until "code freeze" day, then submit all findings via instant message.

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