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Idea: dad t-shirts that come with banana stickers pre-installed
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@deathbearbrown also, i’m a wild man. wild.
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Siamese Dream
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@jyurek also, that’s where i left that AA battery.
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MA DOT sign: "PREPARE YOURSELF: A LANE SHIFT IS COMING"
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Microsoft is REALLY trying to convince people to upgrade their browser.
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wow! amazing lightning and thunder crash just shook the house.
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TFW you realize you bought a pricey app from the MacAppStore & no way to get the next version without paying full $ http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/ok-bye.gif
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Yep, it hit me the other day that by the time my children are the age I am now, I will be dust.
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the fix - turn off/change (new default) 3-finger swipe for changing full-screen apps, go to accessibility + turn on 3-f drag again. restart.
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did OS X 10.11.5 break three-finger dragging for anyone else with a 1st gen magic trackpad?
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excellent, I wanted to sit here for 20 minutes (and counting!) when trying to reboot.
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know what’s awesome? closing the wrong window because it wasn’t obvious what was focused because Jony Ive doesn’t want you to have contrast.
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how many knock-offs of a great game do their have to be before it’s an “ecosystem” and not “a bunch of knock-offs?”
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heavy traffic trying to leave pre-school this morning. i think there was some sort of quack-up.
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@meyerweb @beep also: all the Cave Johnson lines, with audio clips. welp i guess i won’t be getting much done today. http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Cave_Johnson_voice_lines
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lolol snow possible.
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38% of my sales last month were from mobile devices. i’m just happy to have enough sales that 38% is an actual percentage.
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Guys who correct you on the lyrics to "Blinded by the Light" Manfred Mann-splainers
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thank you, neighbor who started mowing their lawn at 8:09pm.
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Guys who correct you with facts about New England states: Maine-splainers
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TMW you realize there’s nothing standing in the way of finishing a project http://i.imgur.com/mLFJ2.gif
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i just had a ‘brand’ interact with me and now i feel like i need an adult
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sure i’ll have a cup of coffee in the afternoon. http://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png
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at first i was all like “oh i’m having a bad day” and then i remembered i could dip pretzels in hommus
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just slipped under 300gb free on my RAID and— OW! yep, me from the nineties just appeared and kicked me in the butt for complaining
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most excellent, npm registry issues on the night of my deploy.
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my favorite part of your redesign was when you changed the ID of your username/password fields and broke my password manager.
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did Gene Roddenberry own a three wheeled bicycle? Star Trike!
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I just saw 12 Massachusetts State police cars on route two east of 495 following a white Chevy pick up
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online video needs a ‘maximize to the extends of this window’ button, not just a ‘fill the entire screen’ button
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excited about an uninterrupted hour (60 minutes) span on my calendar. i think i’ll spend it contemplating my life choices up to this moment.
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I feel compelled to apologize to the citizens of Oakland. I love Oakland, I really do!
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@jayroh and that’s AFTER taking cetirizine and fluticasone daily
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that escalated quickly
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i block 3 tracking scripts and allow 22 (!) on http://Forbes.com and they shame me? ME?
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they did not have adult sizes.
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peak monthly subscription box
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serving size: 2 chews
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glove box full of napkins #dadops
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well now that we have the pronunciation of “gif” sorted out, do you say ‘sudo’ as “sue-doh” or “sue-due” ?
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someday soon, an alien race will come to Earth and they will see cPanel and they will decide to destroy our planet
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how do you sleep at night if you run a hosting company that only supports plain ftp?
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Idea, like Patreon, except you contribute directly to someone’s IRA
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i literally bankrolled my entire sticker-selling business* on this order.
* i don’t make a lot of money doing this.
* i don’t make a lot of money doing this.
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my biggest order yet.
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I accidentally typed "nom install" and now it's time for lunch!