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“who’s that?”
“Curtis.”
“…and what’s he do?”
“you’re lookin’ at it, it he just looks slick all day.”
“Curtis.”
“…and what’s he do?”
“you’re lookin’ at it, it he just looks slick all day.”
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so as of today i officially work for a company and its kinda surreal and also Austin is some kind of Neverland.
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training half over and they haven't taught us the song yet.
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this was today's lunch. and dinner. and snack.
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i found @hotdogsladies' mecca today. NICE!
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pretty sure i drove by a store that just sells hammocks.
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driving around Austin blaring country music with the windows open and singing along. no jury (here) would convict me.
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dinner tonight.
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airlines are already trying to separate us by language
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omw to texas, not for football.
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watched a bunch of @okgo videos with my kids this morning then went and purchased a lot of their music on iTunes.
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tile is bad and it should feel bad.
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measure twice, cuss once
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latest Mac OS update, now sites telling me my browser is unrecognized. devs - stop doing strict version checking.
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Make Twitter Usable Again.
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ceremonial.
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The weather will change your life. Twice.
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terrixcited.
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a few more days of my old job, then a week of ‘funemployment’ then onto the new. excited. terrified. terricited?
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time to learn how Apple Pay works for the next time i go to the grocery store and forget my wallet.
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@webmeadow i would hope at least the duck mows the grass and grinds coffee beans
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for my first day of employment, i’ll be in Austin for big blue orientation. if you’re in the area, give me a shout. :)
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In February, I start as a Front End Web Developer for IBM/The Weather Company.
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i have three more days of work at my current job. it’s absolutely surreal.
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i've been enjoying Fallout: New Vegas quite a bit and now i understand where you all disappeared to six years ago
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so don’t tell me, don’t tell me - let me guess. you all are mad about something. i wonder what it is.
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srsly people don't make me filter bears from my timeline. you're in the echoingest of echo chambers.
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i wish Twitter would OCR photos uploaded and add that text as meta data, so i could filter that, too.
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yay, more keywords for my Twitter muting
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@snookca also i didn't build the house or the jell-o but now it's my problem
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okay, nobody email me anymore.
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Siri, send every message with Lasers effect
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Blue is my favorite color.
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@mikesuszek keep it hidden https://www.popchartlab.com/collections/best-sellers/products/a-visual-compendium-of-sneakers
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i just backed Alicia Witt’s album “15,000 Days” on Kickstarter http://kck.st/2iZnP9T
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such a mundane block of HTML that is so incredibly meaningful for the user.
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that thing where you have so many muted keywords due to the presidential campaigns that sometimes your twitter makes no sense
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yep.
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you're jealous? that's okay.
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looking back on 2016, i think i’m most thankful for NPC companions and their limitless ammo.
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only a few hours left to do that thing you pledged you would do every single day this year.
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woke up to another 3" of snow. good morning 2017!
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oh crap that’s right, tonight is the night (in New Hampshire) to blow up your leftover fireworks from 4th of July.
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i am still fighting the Welsh Troll, and i still owe a great debt of gratitude to @johnroderick https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/550507298402369539
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snow globe this morning
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lol wut
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so i guess this is a "no"
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dogs can drive in California starting next week i guess
