mike susz
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sometimes i feel like i’m betraying my friends when i say “hang in there” i really probably should say “RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN NOW”
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email from large services company: “we’ve redesigned our homepage!”
existing customer: “i haven’t seen your homepage in years!”
existing customer: “i haven’t seen your homepage in years!”
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"we sincerely regret the damage to your mail..." you mean that someone literally opened a letter from my bank to me?
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... latency.
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code your apps to handle…
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lazy twitter web: web / ux / ui / tech conferences in new england that haven’t occurred yet this year?
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i just accidentally typed “Lost Angeles” i bet i’m the first person to ever do that.
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people who cheer at events who are clearly there for themselves and not the competitors.
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of course I'm bummed that the Sox lost yesterday, but what an absolutely amazing night for Angels fans. great game.
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tapping our first keg of @603Brewery :)
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now that i’ve beat Half Life 2 (and all episodes), and Portal 2, my solace is that i’ve got less time to wait for part 3 than you all have.
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taking a mandatory training course on "Fraud, Waste, and Abuse" as it turns out not to be about being single in my 20s.
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just figured out that iBooks stores your book files (that you manually imported) in an obscure place and changes the filenames to hex.
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“inspired by your shopping trends” yep now i need several dozen car air fresheners.
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Severance Package Details
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tonight’s story: The Cow Loves Cookies. it was great. http://www.amazon.com/dp/1416942068/?tag=msusz-20
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"do I have any singles in my wallet?"
*looks in wallet*
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!"
darn you Google Wallet!!!
*looks in wallet*
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!"
darn you Google Wallet!!!
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gonna microwave a burrito while on a conference call #YOLO
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Tomorrow is Prime Day! I choose: 41. #PrimeDay
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considering taking my headset off mute while I eat my crunchy salad during a lunchtime meeting. #YOLO
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repeat after me, say it out loud: business logic does not go in the UI layer.
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like Fitbit, but for acts of kindness and compassion towards fellow human beings.
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Twitter is getting more granular with Reporting a user, but still no option for “this is clearly a bot.”
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Immediately Invoked Functional Espresso https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/620677800975015936/photo/1
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judging by the clearance section at Think Geek, they were way too bullish on Dr. Who
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"you're so cute and temporary!" - me, to foster kittens
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cleaned up after finally
getting the stump out. motivation level: less than zero.
getting the stump out. motivation level: less than zero.
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taproot.
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I did too many things today.
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#grillin
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btw that’s a Mattock. it’s a really awesome brutal tool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattock
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"I can feel it move when I hit it" usually means I'm about 50-60% done
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a-ha, the gist of the survey finally reveals itself.
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despite all my rage
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yep i need to go here. https://wildcenter.org/wildwalk/
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new rule: your first day back from vacation, you’re not allowed to ask questions in the stand-up.
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i was just surprised and delighted by a new flavor of Wheat Thins. my 40’s are living up to be everything i had hoped they would be.
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i have so many notes for episodes. i need to start recording soon.
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i am a developer. i am neither a “rockstar” nor a “ninja” as both of those characters work at night.
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seriously if robots ever became self-aware, we’d have nothing to worry about. they would just argue all day on the internet.
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this kerning drives me crazy every time I see it
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i’m devastated that there were fatalities in the ice caves at Big 4. Big 4 is my favorite place on this Earth. and the danger is obvious.
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it’s like Twitter, except everything is translated into Esperanto
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“that’s how come she’s in the bar dressed as a nun!”
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autocorrected "ick" to "I know" srsly?
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why is everybody suddenly talking about
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yes, Amazon. because i bought two watch batteries, that means i’m an aficionado and i want to collect all sizes and sorts of watch batteries