mike susz
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welp i just saw a commercial about a website i built, broadcast during an evening network news broadcast.
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mike susz
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the problem is, see those shaded areas? those are called hills/mountains.
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one of the greatest lies ever told is this verizon wireless coverage map.
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It’s the year 2020. Everyone questions the sudden wavy, colorful Mac OS design. Jony Ive says: dude just chill, OS X: Humboldt is groovy.
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Iterate.
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when audio plays, the left number is time elapsed. the right number is:
a.) the time remaining
b.) the total time
c.) a complete enigma
a.) the time remaining
b.) the total time
c.) a complete enigma
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oof
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PSA: Toads are Everywhere
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nap first, ask questions later.
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seriously - if you loved Portal/Portal 2, Portal Stories: Mel is amazing it’s well worth the download and it’s free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/317400/
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downside, constantly windy.
upside, mosquitos can’t land.
upside, mosquitos can’t land.
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Virgil from Portal Stories: Mel
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sticky sunburned children
exhausted angry parents
someone’s balloon floats away
the county fair.
exhausted angry parents
someone’s balloon floats away
the county fair.
mike susz
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addicted to nvALT, i love it (and i’ve donated $) i’d love to see some bugs fixed, like the one that randomly deletes files from dropbox.
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I need a fitness tracker called MapMyLandscapeProjects
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Which of the following butt services have you heard of?
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the rain made a bit of a deke to the north but just finally hit us in Rindge, NH
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HTML email.
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I was going to tweet a joke about XML parsing, but it would fail silently.
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legit linkedin invitations to the email address i only use for domain name registrations.
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“dad, wake up. there’s something weird in the toilet. you have to see.”
mike susz
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my experience with Vine so far:
- launch Vine app
- Vine app auto-plays video with sound from someone I don't know
- quit Vine app
- launch Vine app
- Vine app auto-plays video with sound from someone I don't know
- quit Vine app
mike susz
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"this guy looks like a plumbing truck had an accident"
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So what's your favorite team, then?
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"hey, your team is so good. we're assigning you a project that's almost literally on fire." every. darn. time.
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meats, luncheon
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I put my javascript based deploy system on hold for a while. discovered a newfangled way: scp -r
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nothing makes you reconsider the complexity of your website and associated code more than scp’ing it, uncompressed, over a slow connection
mike susz
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my new (temporary) office-mates at home.
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the "free time" that I have (that being unencumbered by responsibility) is fleeting and only can be increased by burdening others.
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the conflict of having a desire to do more things, yet feeling that you're neglecting all the things that you're currently responsible for
mike susz
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the moon gibbous, and the moon takeous away
mike susz
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today I drove for six hours and arrived home with a free couch.
mike susz
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i just love the crap that pinterest throws at me in the browser and i delete it all and i can keep scrolling.
mike susz
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drinking a 14th Star Valor Ale. if you find this, drink it. http://www.14thstarbrewing.com/beers/valor-ale/
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that thing where you set your DVR to record a show on a network you don’t subscribe to; during a free preview weekend it records a marathon
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“Pedroia lands on DL with Aggravated Hammy” yeah the last time I went to Dennys I got the Aggravated Hammy and I was on the DL too.
mike susz
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that thing where there's a perspective view of a coffee mug and the design is quite clearly super-imposed and not wrapped on the surface
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hey Jimmy, gimme a cheese with nuttin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG7273yDpdA
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“no one appreciates your candor, Steve.”
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Friday morning surprise at work.
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github account as resume is kinda tough when your employer doesn’t use github.
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pro tip: you can boot into single user mode to add yourself to sudoers file also. old-school.
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wow. overstock rewrites all their product links through a click-tracker from richrelevance. if you use ad blocker you can’t give them money.
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today was a day.
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that thing where you dial into your conference call and then mute your phone and weep softly
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sunset from Rindge, NH tonight.
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used regex to solve a problem. now I have \d+ problems.
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apparently the stability of my computer is greatly enhanced by monitoring /var/log/system.log