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this was delicious. and it's in a type 1 (recyclable) bowl.
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@sarah_edo also, perhaps almost as popular as Voltron: Team Thor.
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drainage across the back of the yard is full and flowing. that hasn't happened in the past couple years.
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you get one guess: when did i start my new job?
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@DanielBrian > $600,000,000. did you have equity?
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oh, weather.
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a glass full of i-earned-this. don't worry – tonight, it's medicinal.
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in the same spirit as big rig simulator, farm simulator, etc. we need snow plow simulator. let them practice all year.
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Amazon finally figured out that i live in a shed
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i deleted 598 articles from my Pocket reader queue tonight.
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we had a bit of a weird glitch in the radar layer there for a minute …
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I picked the wrong week to consider whether I picked the right week to pick weeks
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this has been a heck of a day.
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New Macbook Pro upgraded to macOS 10.12.4 won't wake display from sleep. I blame Apple's new "Dirt Nap" feature.
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think i’m finally wrapping up New Vegas after 260+ hours. might start Fallout 4 as Trash Hulk.
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Fear Of My Monitor Is Slightly On An Angle
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"8 minutes" = fake news
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@snookca it's almost philosophical. each group needs to learn to trust the other.
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i accidentally typed "lavascript" today and now i wish that was a thing
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idea: a designated grim reaper who is empowered to go through corporate intranets and remove all dead links and outdated content.
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Version 1.0, aka "it worked fine in dev"
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this was a heck of a week.
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these new juice boxes are terrible
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got my eyes dilated at the optometrist this morning so i’m all like http://sqd.co/_/trippy.gif
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if you want your own Pipe mug it's from Fangamer. pricey, but made in America! https://www.fangamer.com/products/pipe-mug
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Hey Siri, how old am I?
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this one.
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most awesome thing i got at PAX.
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What if all this news about "fake news" is itself fake news and all the news is fake and all the fake is news and news the fake is all and f
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Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type. All night long he hears them: "Click Clack Moo." https://twitter.com/elakdawalla/status/844059335638441985
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the symmetry must be maintained
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right here in River City
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so, commuting is wearing on me. and i’m caught up on my regular podcasts.
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“I think their website is being served off of a boat, or something.”
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"dude, i'm trying to eat a salad and you keep accusing me of stealing your pajamas" - thing i actually just said just now.
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currently:
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yes, Amazon. i need more and different refrigerator water filters. i’m an aficionado. i need ALL THE REFRIGERATOR WATER FILTERS, NOW
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i’m tired. today was long with continuous and solid challenges: work, kids, snow.
wouldn’t trade it for anything.
wouldn’t trade it for anything.
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who likes carbon monoxide?
nobody does.
if you have low boiler or furnace vents, clear them out!
nobody does.
if you have low boiler or furnace vents, clear them out!
mike susz
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okay here it is everyone get ready for 4 to 78 inches of snow
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been a cold couple of mornings for PAX attendees. cosplay ideas: yeti, abominable snowman, eskimo.
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listen everybody, I don't want to brag, but: I was just invited to leave packaging feedback for my recent shipment.
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home from PAX. mentally exhausted.
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also the thought of accidentally bumping into someone you know at PAX is ridiculous.
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despite the photo i am actually happy.
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i am at PAX. it is difficult to miss this plaid shirt. if you see me, say hi!
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oh Tom. I love you Tom.
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someone check the odds in Vegas for Half-Life 3 at PAX East this year
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graphic design is familiar
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i was going to tweet a joke about "why can't you subscribe-n-save underpants?" haha. but you can. you can subscribe-n-save underpants.