mike susz
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if i keep muting more keywords on Twitter it will eventually revert back to 2007 twitter so just cat pictures
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mike susz
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#protip pants keep slipping? this is the best way to add holes to your belt. (optional: take belt off first)
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time for the ceremonial "changing of the guard" no flash photography, please.
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“look, i’ve been good, i updated my wordpress plugins!”
“3 updates available.”
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“3 updates available.”
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@codehitchhiker to be altered and adopted out. we end up having them for about 3-5 weeks at a time.
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a Garfield cartoon is giving my 6yo nightmares. thanks, 80s.
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having one of those "98% of my job has changed in the past year to be nothing that i spent the prior 19 years getting good at" moments
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etckeeper is a great package to use except when you forget you deleted the shell that had the git repo that it was backing up to oops
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they offered new dvr as a (free?) upgrade except i don't even own the one they are offering to replace. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lol yep directv literally bricked my geniego box. (they warned me via email). some new DVR would replace it for me but my DVR is 2 gens old.
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did you ever take your glasses off, look at how dirty they are, and thought “wow, i DROVE like this.”
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also i think i need to lie down.
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also, contrary to advertising, Wolf Chili also contains no wolves. none.
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i ate a whole can of Wolf chili before i realized there were no beans in it. what kind of monster makes chili with no beans?
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#Mtv
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don't mess with pirate mom
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listen, folks, it's possible for anyone to get along.
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it’s time for @realDonaldTrump to publicly, forcefully denounce hateful words and acts committed by individuals emboldened by his victory.
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showed up late to the party and like
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if you seed their thoughts with empathy and respect, they will automatically receive hateful messages with skepticism.
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i believe that outside voices can only amplify what our children hear at home; contradictory information will not be adopted.
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i'd like to show my children that our elected leaders pursued their roles so they could help (all) people, sometimes that's not possible.
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while i've always held that we can't rely on the government to teach our children what's right & wrong, this is becoming more true than ever
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hey average white parents like me! this is a great time to have a talk with your kids about how everyone deserves basic human dignity.
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I watch Boston Dynamics and MIT robot project videos on YouTube with my kids. my 6y.o. made this:
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accidentally opened Facebook
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and they said all that time i spent playing Fallout was wasted
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America will get the president it deserves.
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time to go to the dentist. oops, i mean to vote.
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my free trial of ‘dropbox for business’ broke my direct links to gifs in my public folder.
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my favorite part about streaming TV from legitimate online sources is having no idea what the age group/rating will be for the ads shown
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my poor, poor children.
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start out on VEVO with something like any Survivor video and just let it roll
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OH MY GOD the "VEVO" app on AppleTV will just continuously play 80s videos.
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"what - are you throwing underwear at me? i'm not Tom Jones"
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there is so much SYMBOLISM in this video, people.
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my wife has moved from trying to stump me by playing the first bar of 80s monster ballads, to just playing the videos and letting me comment
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WAIT you can’t shut down Vine https://vine.co/v/iWVKrmYevgJ
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cowboy hat on train tracks.
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hooray, i’m one of them! https://twitter.com/bourbonsass/status/793520963308625920
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@evanleahquinn i wasn’t used to this; in Boston (opposite ideologies) would have a discussion. nobody would be swayed or offended.
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rain gauge sat on a wall. rain gauge had a great fall. gorilla tape and epoxy put rain gauge back together again.
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pro tip: always move the brick when you're done
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time to change your shoes
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when Teresa Berganza sang Canela Molida 👌not a dry eye in the house.
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tapped our first keg of @WachusettBrew's Winter Ale this year.
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idea: turn my iPad into a ‘touchbar’ that can be used with any Mac