mike susz
@mikesusz
In February, I start as a Front End Web Developer for IBM/The Weather Company.
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mike susz
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i have three more days of work at my current job. it’s absolutely surreal.
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i've been enjoying Fallout: New Vegas quite a bit and now i understand where you all disappeared to six years ago
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so don’t tell me, don’t tell me - let me guess. you all are mad about something. i wonder what it is.
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srsly people don't make me filter bears from my timeline. you're in the echoingest of echo chambers.
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i wish Twitter would OCR photos uploaded and add that text as meta data, so i could filter that, too.
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yay, more keywords for my Twitter muting
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@snookca also i didn't build the house or the jell-o but now it's my problem
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okay, nobody email me anymore.
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Siri, send every message with Lasers effect
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Blue is my favorite color.
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@mikesuszek keep it hidden https://www.popchartlab.com/collections/best-sellers/products/a-visual-compendium-of-sneakers
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i just backed Alicia Witt’s album “15,000 Days” on Kickstarter http://kck.st/2iZnP9T
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such a mundane block of HTML that is so incredibly meaningful for the user.
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that thing where you have so many muted keywords due to the presidential campaigns that sometimes your twitter makes no sense
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yep.
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you're jealous? that's okay.
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looking back on 2016, i think i’m most thankful for NPC companions and their limitless ammo.
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only a few hours left to do that thing you pledged you would do every single day this year.
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woke up to another 3" of snow. good morning 2017!
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oh crap that’s right, tonight is the night (in New Hampshire) to blow up your leftover fireworks from 4th of July.
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i am still fighting the Welsh Troll, and i still owe a great debt of gratitude to @johnroderick https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/550507298402369539
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snow globe this morning
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lol wut
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so i guess this is a "no"
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dogs can drive in California starting next week i guess
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it's so pretty outside and welp i know what i'll be doing for the next four hours
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learning in your “free time” for parents:
“this tech looks cool, i wanna try it”
…
“oops my kids are starting things on fire.”
~ fin ~
“this tech looks cool, i wanna try it”
…
“oops my kids are starting things on fire.”
~ fin ~
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my wife and i are tallying the pharmaceutical vs. non-pharmaceutical advertisements during the nightly news.
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#lactosefreelife
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@mikesuszek perhaps the reason why IT ultimately made that decision. you don’t need a slew of dongles
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@mikesuszek other advantage maybe is that you still have All The Ports™ (usb, thunderbolt, sd-card, hdmi) where the new one has just 2 usb-c
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@mikesuszek which is to say - the i7 3.1 is a BTO option from Apple, i didn’t upgrade it myself. not that good with a soldering iron. ;)
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oh, Siri. i'm not asking about 8:17pm.
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this was exactly what it says it should be and i’m terrified. http://www.newbelgium.com/beer/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough
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Marketing: we need a Lego set for software developers.
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when i selected ‘search’ in the Music app on my phone, it defaulted to Apple Music not my own Library. Apple, this sucks.
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thankful for video game QA
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I’m not kidding. forward my mail to June 1996 because I just got the latest CMJ and I’m not leaving my room until I listen to every track.
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going down a rabbit hole of mid-90s alternative and college rock and i just might never come back.
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banks should adopt a whimsical video-game themed messaging system. “you have successfully logged off and died of dysentery”
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brown truck just came by our house at 9:20pm. be nice to your @UPS delivery man/woman at this time of year.
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i haven’t been on twitter all day, what’s been happening?
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the correlation between temperature (plummeting), wind direction, and barometric pressure. #NHwx
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the temperature plunge was epic
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so far this winter i've already used my snowblower as many times as i did all last winter.
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to all the new snowplow drivers out there: clockwise around the cul-de-sac, please
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lol this temperature graph is ridiculous.
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sorry kids, this one is mine. go find your own.
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my wife is grilling Alexa about Star Trek vs. Star Wars, and she’s pretty pissed at how little Amazon programmed it about Trek.