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when i selected ‘search’ in the Music app on my phone, it defaulted to Apple Music not my own Library. Apple, this sucks.

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I’m not kidding. forward my mail to June 1996 because I just got the latest CMJ and I’m not leaving my room until I listen to every track.

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banks should adopt a whimsical video-game themed messaging system. “you have successfully logged off and died of dysentery”

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my wife is grilling Alexa about Star Trek vs. Star Wars, and she’s pretty pissed at how little Amazon programmed it about Trek.

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my wife asked Alexa questions about Star Trek ships and Alexa didn't know and now my wife wants to burn anything and everything Amazon

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oh good bigwigs in the office tomorrow, they asked everyone to come in. how much longer will the weather make my normally 2-1/2hr commute?

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that thing where you've done random tasks around the house all day, and now you feel compelled to go out, but have no good reason to.

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my wife gave me a bowl with ten whole wheat crackers in it. i screamed and ran.

she didn’t know about my … triscuit deca phobia

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Just once I wish they would invite Harry Shearer to the Westminster Kennel Club dog show so he could kick it off with “Release the hounds!”

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@ThePracticalDev Success: my limited free time will be consumed by obligation. failure: my limited free time was wasted. #DevDiscuss

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