mike susz
@mikesusz
when you haven't been in the office for a week, come back and find that your stuff has been moved around.
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mike susz
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not sure why we keep and catalogue all our kid's lost teeth. as if, someday, we'll say: the time has come. *slides wooden box across table*
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“what did i spill on myself?”
i am an adult.
i am an adult.
mike susz
@mikesusz
playing 20 questions in the car.
“i’m thinking of something black.”
“is it the inside of your butt?”
- father of 4 & 6yo boys.
“i’m thinking of something black.”
“is it the inside of your butt?”
- father of 4 & 6yo boys.
mike susz
@mikesusz
spent the day at the beach. no, my twitter account has not been hacked.
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@mikesusz
the early success of Trump is indicative of two voter preferences: 1. no ideologues, 2. no big-money donor influence.
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i have a new tactic - when i link to your site and you have a popover for your newsletter sign up, i close the tab, not the modal.
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@mikesusz
…you are not alone
we’ve all had our battles
with darkness and shadows…
It’s A Pleasure To Meet You!
https://youtu.be/pFMosc1YRlg
we’ve all had our battles
with darkness and shadows…
It’s A Pleasure To Meet You!
https://youtu.be/pFMosc1YRlg
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#grillin
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baby needs, beer and wines #oxfordcomma http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/baby-needs.jpg
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is there a hole in your sock?
no?
then how did you get your foot in it?
no?
then how did you get your foot in it?
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a big, beautiful complex beer. but also in really gorgeous packaging. congratulations @StillwaterAles on all levels.
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hate to say this, since they're the source of the fastest internet available to me, but Fairpoint's service is terrible & they're terrible.
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reddit 503
mike susz
@mikesusz
I Hadoop, then I Lostoop
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just found out about “Inside Out” by Pixar, and I hope it was written by the team from Herman’s Head.
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carabiners are handy when traveling #snackhacks
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yes, i certainly do agree with the complete lack of terms and/or conditions you have outlined. (nothing is linked)
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yes this is dinner.
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love these minimal cases for my phone, but they quite obviously absorb... ick over time.
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I've really been stressing out about finally finishing reading this book about meditation.
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I, too, enjoy occasional trips to cheesytown. Although I prefer to call it by the name its original German settlers used: Cheeseburg.
mike susz
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one of the small things that I really like about the Kindle app is that its launch screen is dark. in a dark room, that's nice.
mike susz
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I went drinking with a couple of Italian plumbers last night. Stupor Mario Bros.
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watching “Peppa Pig,” and i swear their accents get thicker and thicker until at the end of the show it’s just weird grunting
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“what’s been killing the battery on my tablet?” oh.
mike susz
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the faster i buy rechargeable AA batteries they faster they seem to disappear (into any and all devices).
mike susz
@mikesusz
hug your kids.
mike susz
@mikesusz
how many "all hands" meetings can a company have
mike susz
@mikesusz
it finally happened. I'm quad-booked for an hour tomorrow.
mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip: any user created recently with “foodie” or “cuisine” in their twitter bio is a fake account
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mike susz
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“I’d like to see them try whiteboarding you” (in an interview)
“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”
“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”
mike susz
@mikesusz
not in my size. :( kids are lucky.
mike susz
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coincidence? twice today I launch Cisco VOIP, immediately my DSL modem dies and shows red light for internet
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when you pin your DSL modem’s status page as a frequently visited site in your browser.
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“Ok so this isn't really a review as much as it is a request for the developers.” go to their website.
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the best part about having laptop and systems locked down by corporate IT is typing my password a hundred times a day.
mike susz
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the Red Sox seem to be in a fog today
mike susz
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i just used :nth-of-type for the first time ever without instinctively second-guessing because of legacy IE support.
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mike susz
@mikesusz
working with wordpress APIs for the first time in a while, and it’s just like falling off a bicycle.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if i had a nickel for every time i typed
find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm
find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm
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#grillin
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you walk into a store. before you can look at any products, someone runs up to you with a clipboard and asks you to take a survey.
mike susz
@mikesusz
no but seriously. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/caturday.jpg
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i woke up to an empty house and i’ll be alone here for five hours.
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif
mike susz
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somebody finally offered me a cash amount for one of my domain names instead of just a vague inquiry. it was less than $200. really?
mike susz
@mikesusz
the more i joke about the increasing frequency of wordpress plugin updates the more the frequency increases.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i have a complicated relationship with Safari.
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