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mike susz

@mikesusz

when you haven't been in the office for a week, come back and find that your stuff has been moved around.

Sep 8, 2015, 2:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

not sure why we keep and catalogue all our kid's lost teeth. as if, someday, we'll say: the time has come. *slides wooden box across table*

Sep 8, 2015, 3:10 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“what did i spill on myself?”

i am an adult.

Sep 8, 2015, 1:04 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

playing 20 questions in the car.

“i’m thinking of something black.”

“is it the inside of your butt?”

- father of 4 & 6yo boys.

Sep 8, 2015, 12:43 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

spent the day at the beach. no, my twitter account has not been hacked.

Sep 7, 2015, 1:10 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the early success of Trump is indicative of two voter preferences: 1. no ideologues, 2. no big-money donor influence.

Sep 5, 2015, 1:45 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i have a new tactic - when i link to your site and you have a popover for your newsletter sign up, i close the tab, not the modal.

Sep 4, 2015, 2:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

…you are not alone
we’ve all had our battles
with darkness and shadows…

It’s A Pleasure To Meet You!
https://youtu.be/pFMosc1YRlg

Sep 4, 2015, 1:53 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

#grillin

Sep 3, 2015, 9:59 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Sep 3, 2015, 5:29 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

is there a hole in your sock?

no?

then how did you get your foot in it?

Sep 3, 2015, 12:09 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

a big, beautiful complex beer. but also in really gorgeous packaging. congratulations @StillwaterAles on all levels.

Sep 3, 2015, 1:44 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hate to say this, since they're the source of the fastest internet available to me, but Fairpoint's service is terrible & they're terrible.

Sep 3, 2015, 1:35 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

reddit 503

Sep 2, 2015, 2:40 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I Hadoop, then I Lostoop

Sep 2, 2015, 1:21 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

just found out about “Inside Out” by Pixar, and I hope it was written by the team from Herman’s Head.

Sep 1, 2015, 11:29 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

carabiners are handy when traveling #snackhacks

Sep 1, 2015, 10:42 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

yes, i certainly do agree with the complete lack of terms and/or conditions you have outlined. (nothing is linked)

Sep 1, 2015, 10:35 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

yes this is dinner.

Sep 1, 2015, 9:42 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

love these minimal cases for my phone, but they quite obviously absorb... ick over time.

Aug 31, 2015, 1:54 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I've really been stressing out about finally finishing reading this book about meditation.

Aug 31, 2015, 2:32 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

I, too, enjoy occasional trips to cheesytown. Although I prefer to call it by the name its original German settlers used: Cheeseburg.

Aug 31, 2015, 12:29 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

one of the small things that I really like about the Kindle app is that its launch screen is dark. in a dark room, that's nice.

Aug 31, 2015, 12:00 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I went drinking with a couple of Italian plumbers last night. Stupor Mario Bros.

Aug 30, 2015, 8:10 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

watching “Peppa Pig,” and i swear their accents get thicker and thicker until at the end of the show it’s just weird grunting

Aug 30, 2015, 2:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“what’s been killing the battery on my tablet?” oh.

Aug 30, 2015, 11:23 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the faster i buy rechargeable AA batteries they faster they seem to disappear (into any and all devices).

Aug 29, 2015, 2:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hug your kids.

Aug 29, 2015, 3:31 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

how many "all hands" meetings can a company have

Aug 28, 2015, 4:32 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it finally happened. I'm quad-booked for an hour tomorrow.

Aug 28, 2015, 1:31 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

pro tip: any user created recently with “foodie” or “cuisine” in their twitter bio is a fake account

Aug 27, 2015, 11:18 PM · view on Twitter

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Aug 27, 2015, 9:18 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“I’d like to see them try whiteboarding you” (in an interview)

“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”

Aug 27, 2015, 6:39 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

not in my size. :( kids are lucky.

Aug 27, 2015, 4:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

coincidence? twice today I launch Cisco VOIP, immediately my DSL modem dies and shows red light for internet

Aug 25, 2015, 12:30 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

when you pin your DSL modem’s status page as a frequently visited site in your browser.

Aug 24, 2015, 9:27 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“Ok so this isn't really a review as much as it is a request for the developers.” go to their website.

Aug 24, 2015, 6:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the best part about having laptop and systems locked down by corporate IT is typing my password a hundred times a day.

Aug 24, 2015, 3:47 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the Red Sox seem to be in a fog today

Aug 23, 2015, 7:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i just used :nth-of-type for the first time ever without instinctively second-guessing because of legacy IE support.

\(•◡•)/

Aug 23, 2015, 6:31 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

working with wordpress APIs for the first time in a while, and it’s just like falling off a bicycle.

Aug 23, 2015, 5:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

if i had a nickel for every time i typed

find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm

Aug 23, 2015, 1:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

#grillin

Aug 22, 2015, 9:46 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

you walk into a store. before you can look at any products, someone runs up to you with a clipboard and asks you to take a survey.

Aug 22, 2015, 2:36 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Aug 22, 2015, 12:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i woke up to an empty house and i’ll be alone here for five hours.

http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif

Aug 22, 2015, 12:19 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

somebody finally offered me a cash amount for one of my domain names instead of just a vague inquiry. it was less than $200. really?

Aug 21, 2015, 10:04 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

the more i joke about the increasing frequency of wordpress plugin updates the more the frequency increases.

Aug 20, 2015, 3:34 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i have a complicated relationship with Safari.

Aug 20, 2015, 1:34 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Aug 20, 2015, 1:16 PM · view on Twitter