mike susz
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that thing where your USB-C powered Mac's battery dies every morning because you didn't 'click' the cable in all the way.
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i also forgot the joke about the narrow access roads between blocks in a city...
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bummed that I forgot the bowling joke I was going to tell
you. it was right up your alley.
you. it was right up your alley.
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i think you misheard that question.
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Peak Fidget Spinner
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wouldn’t it be cool if there was a checkbox in iTunes that let you flag a song as Explicit?
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Siri, remind me to Rain-X the lens of my GoPro
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it arrived. holy crow.
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Windows closed, lights off, curtains open, beer poured. Time for the show.
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TFW you realize you left your fitbit in your car all day
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my proficiency at games has increased, but i expect i will plateau and begin to decline as (i age and) my motor faculties decline.
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also in two years i've gone from laptop gaming on my mac (with the touchpad! lol) to building a gaming PC, building mechanical keyboards.
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i've since bested many more. i think the only one that might have eclipsed Portal 2 is Bioshock Infinite. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/600465793634201601
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TFW you finally figure out your work location's codes for conference rooms http://sqd.co/_/whoa-ted.gif
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question: when i close a Jira sprint, do the incomplete tasks move to the next sprint, do i get a prompt, or do i drink heavily to forget
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let's watch this "best of Bat Dad vines" video...
... oh his 3yo is dropping f-bombs...
wat
... oh his 3yo is dropping f-bombs...
wat
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Happy Mother's Day!
(sent with Lasers)
(sent with Lasers)
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rainmageddon is here!
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"does mom want anything from game stop?" nice try kid.
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Mother's day sale at the New Hampshire Liquor and Wine Outlet
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i'm a great editor for my wife because i'm easily confused.
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@AdamJT it would also need to include CDs from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candlebox
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finally drained and put away. no jinx here.
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okay... now what was i doing?
^^ me, like 12 times a day.
^^ me, like 12 times a day.
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idea: an IFTTT rule that looks at how many things i've added to my Pocket queue and then automatically schedules reading time on my calendar
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the two hardest problems in computer science are: 1. naming things, 2. getting people to update Jira
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@johnmoe @Emoetive Naval history is fun.
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venn diagram
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git checkout mater
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so it turns out computers aren't inherently awful, people made computers awful. people are awful.
so are computers.
so are computers.
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this week is trying really really hard to be like last week.
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when it kicked, we replaced the keg of Citradelic with ...
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is my solution correct?
is my method for solving the problem correct?
is my knowledge of the problem correct?
do we even have a problem?
is my method for solving the problem correct?
is my knowledge of the problem correct?
do we even have a problem?
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i have a lot to say about my mental state last week and what contributed to it. i should start a podcast or something.
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last week was not my best week. today i'm having a post-mortem to get to the root cause of that.
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went to Brickfair today. https://www.brickfair.com haven't spent this much on tiny pieces of plastic since ... my last custom keycap order.
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@MrBildango how did your build go?
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and then we fall down a rabbit hole of hammer dulcimer music on youtube. as you do.
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when you debug javascript, do you use F8/F10/F11/shift+F11? or something different
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“you don’t kick each other in a staring contest!”
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it's only been three months. "new job years" = "dog years."
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this is a refreshing bright spot in recent government activity: https://twitter.com/weathercompany/status/860132386914406400
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May 4th! a great day to explore space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to expl
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today was not my best day. today wasn't even really a good day. i hope tomorrow is better.
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@DanielBrian "normal" is constantly changing so you can't measure versus a year or longer ago
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Schrödinger's Täsk Lïst
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it's Monday. it's May. 2017 is 1/3 over.
but we're going to be okay. do well today.
but we're going to be okay. do well today.
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so help me kid if you say “i’m bored” one more time.