mike susz
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what if you were reviewing the designs of a large aquatic mammal?
a hippo crit.
a hippo crit.
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no, YOU’RE the one googling for squirrel baffles on a friday night
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I get such frivolous and impractical gifts
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last year at this time i was at @LevelUpCon
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oh lookie here
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Schrödinger’s Shell Script.
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that thing where you cut your hair and the next time you take a shower you use way too much shampoo for your now diminished amount of hair.
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flying squirrel on the birdfeeder https://youtu.be/PA_AaNGwayE via @YouTube
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still a valid costume idea. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/519123293417537536
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Remember when ⌘⌥1 opened Top Sites in Safari?
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“do you need any supplies for horses?”
“nay.”
“nay.”
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helpful, Siri
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and a hairy woodpecker. handsome. https://youtu.be/XbZrr0zhGHs
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birdfeeder, 2 https://youtu.be/oUozByoHVi4
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birdfeeder https://youtu.be/JxNDKyiHg9Q via @YouTube
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that thing where you have to finally reboot your VPS.
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The Newton Experience Is Less Than Fulfilling. http://www.nytimes.com/1993/09/26/business/the-executive-computer-so-far-the-newton-experience-is-less-than-fulfilling.html
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business idea: a kiosk selling British pastries at the amusement park in SW Brooklyn.
Sconey Island.
Sconey Island.
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pulling a thermal shirt over my farmer’s tan. #autumn
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iPad says app updates available. i’ve updated those apps in iTunes. i can’t sync iPad/iTunes — all free space on iPad reserved for updates.
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rushing to code-freeze for QA: Defect Driven Development
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honestly, i’m going to really miss @DonOrsillo. your voice is probably the one most heard in my house during baseball season.
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laughing myself silly at the pizza toss replay on NESN.
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erosion #flickr https://flic.kr/p/z7TNMy
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i just renewed my PO Box online.
THIS IS THE FUTURE
THIS IS THE FUTURE
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calendar goes here.
(this is in production on a very large bank’s website.)
(this is in production on a very large bank’s website.)
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Rico's white brother is shilling for light bulbs
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how I label Star Bucks coffee still makes me giggle.
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we can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. but we can stop squeezing the tube.
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so, yeah. 3/4 of 2015 is over.
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OS X El Capitan: the first bug is filed already.
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people driving in pouring rain – turn your headlights on.
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[Leave Meeting]
“Are you sure you want to leave this meeting?”
[I WILL CUT YOU]
“Are you sure you want to leave this meeting?”
[I WILL CUT YOU]
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if you git push --force after 5pm you should be fired.
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a year ago I tweeted that I might be abandoning Capistrano for Grunt. not only have I not touched Capistrano, I've moved from Grunt to Gulp.
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I got out of my car at work today, and the out-of-doors smells like a porta potty. Happy Tuesday.
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complicated, impractical underpants
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tough talk with my kids.
this weekend i finished playing through Portal 2 with them watching.
they asked me when Portal 3 would be out.
this weekend i finished playing through Portal 2 with them watching.
they asked me when Portal 3 would be out.
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“why the heck am i still following this person?”
“oh, i’m not. they’re just still on my list. bye bye.”
“oh, i’m not. they’re just still on my list. bye bye.”
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so, today i was that guy who looked at what you had on the table until i saw you try to make eye contact then nervously looked away.
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or i could try to engage them in conversation that would be at best, insulting. “hi, what do you do?”
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then i realized i’d be scrutinizing it _right in front of them_ and i felt like a complete tool.
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i figured i wouldn’t recognize a lot of the titles/artists but i wanted to see their art…
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next time i go to a comic con i need to probably not go to a comic con. :/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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why are there so many people on route 91? Are they all going to Topatocon?
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wow, temps this morning way lower than forecast. we should have covered the garden.
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i was all excited about fall but let’s put the brakes on lows in the 30s for a few more weeks.
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you want your freedom? take it
that's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead, but
now I only want you gone
that's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead, but
now I only want you gone
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yowza. when a very popular podcast accidentally re-publishes their feed and sparks every subscriber to start re-downloading 50+ episodes.