mike susz
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i drove 800 miles since friday morning and i have to work tomorrow sad smiley.
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mike susz
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i never got to meet @levarburton though.
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aw yes, where i live was a Jeopardy clue!
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the moon tonight
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“coffee. dark. please.”
Starbucks needs a three-words-or-less line.
Starbucks needs a three-words-or-less line.
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watching a “tiny house shopping” show and the people just continuously complain how small they are.
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let me Siri that for you
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idea: Amazon rebrands sleepwear section of the site as: “pajAmazon”
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paid $25 for school photos “digital link.” we get it, it links to a store to buy prints. a hi-res download/copyright release is $30 more.
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seriously, the Music app is, at current, just barely usable to play all the tracks i have paid for in my collection.
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“Sir, there are lots of people who don’t use Music.”
“Let’s put out a bogus x.x.1 release and force them to see it again.”
“on it.”
“Let’s put out a bogus x.x.1 release and force them to see it again.”
“on it.”
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URL Blackjack: figuring out how much of a URL you can remove and it still works. (hit me)
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the “this accessory may not be supported” message should be changed to “clean the lint out of your lightning port”
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even though i’ve done it a few times now, the ‘welcome to iphone’ white screens on iOS update make me worried that it just wiped my phone.
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fun thing for us old people - encode MP3s on your (modern) computer. it’s like lightning.
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“my friend Eric, his Gameboy is so old, like from the olden days, that it doesn’t even have color!”
thanks, kid.
thanks, kid.
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the cat is out of the bag. the other cat is not.
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why were the potato dumplings unable to get in the door?
gnocchi.
gnocchi.
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it's as if someone at Google actually tried using Waze while driving a car. Who would have thought it.
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oh look! Waze added two new features: contrast, and readability.
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dessert? here is what u can have 4 dessert
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when your CDN is all like “it’s Monday, i’m sleeping in.”
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graupel!
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haha a bit of snow.
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hahaha snow
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idea: re-usable birthday candles in roman numbers. to cover 1-100 you would only need three Is, four Xs, one L, one C, and one V
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when your product owner never actually uses the app until it’s in prod, you should probably quit your job or at least stop doing it well
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srsly if Batman and Superman can’t get along we’re pretty much hosed imho
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the baseball championships are very blue this year
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eBay question: when someone forgets to leave you feedback, do you remind them, or do you closely re-examine the choices you’ve made in life?
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found my mac mini server was off. power button won’t even make it light up. :(
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the El Capitan beachball cursor is pretty! i wish i didn’t see it so much in Safari for no reason
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lolol the final battle of Bioshock Infinite is no joke. especially on trackpad. perhaps I’ll wait for my Razer to show up.
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computers. amirite?
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that thing in Safari 9 where you type a search term in the location box and hit Return but it doesn’t search
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one last run this year. @ Mountain Brook Reservoir, Jaffrey NH
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Falk Yeah! it’s Columbo Day.
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my kids have some new matchbox cars where the only metal parts are the rivets and axles. not bad, but different.
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“only Apple” ad section, Boston Globe April 10th, 1997.
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some of the stuff i keep is junk, but some of it is treasure. (MacAddict #1)
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rules for adults: when your children are playing nicely in another room of the house, you’re not allowed to get off the couch or recliner.
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i found out that i share a birthday (yesterday) with @ScottBakula, @teewanz, and the President’s dog. hope it was a great one, y’all.
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hey Fred, gimme a pizza with extra cheese. and hold the tomato sauce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG7273yDpdA
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“Canadian Thanksgiving? is that when you drink Labatt Blue and eat poutine?“
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hl3.txt https://i.imgur.com/2jsfax6.jpg
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it's official! all you other dads are number 2
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srsly where do large aquatic mammals go to school? the hippo campus.
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the awesome dad gifts continue
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fun discovery (pointed out by @willsansbury) if you visit someone’s twitter profile on their birthday there’s a surprise :)