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the only time I miss the toaster oven
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the surest possible way to get my children to play quietly together is to tell them we need to get ready to go somewhere
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useful.
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today I am meeting with my lawyer to write all these LED lightbulbs into my will
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internet request: a mashup of Worf and Sir Topham Hatt
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okay, this is good for now. :)
fun / friends
tools / conferences
#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule
fun / friends
tools / conferences
#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule
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nerdy
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realization: need bigger laptop, or smaller stickers.
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srsly conflicted right now
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okay finally gonna fix this. needs moar stickers
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experimenting with high tech mouse/squirrel deterrent
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srsly like i’m trying to do stuff
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not. ergonomic.
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insist-that-you-see-his-car guy
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I need a Futurama “brain slug” to affix to my phone headset at work
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bear, on trailcam Rindge NH Nov 1st 2015 https://youtu.be/FO51myn5gN4 via @YouTube
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new officemates already trying to climb up in the ranks.
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it seems i may have waited too long to sell the snarkiest of my domain names.
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dear humanity: we have bigger fish to fry
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have you ever thought about using wordpress multisite even though you had no good reason to? yeah don’t.
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i just updated my path in my profile on a new machine from memory for the first time. i’ve been using a terminal for 24 years.
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fun with powerline shell prompt https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Screen%20Shot%202015-11-02%20at%208.43.32%20PM.png
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also, typing ‘awkward’ is really really … awkward.
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so @TheBloggess has been retweeting awkward moments that people have shared with her and i’m crying. so good. i’m not the only awkward one.
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it would be easier to schedule the payment for my phone bill if it didn’t increase by 6 to 8 cents every other month
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my new office mates are so lazy srsly
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"The planets you may one day possess. But the stars are not for man." reading Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke.
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daylight savings time means grilling by flashlight
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ever forward.
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okay everybody it’s november 1st change your twitter profile names back to normal now
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time change “extra hour of sleep” is a ridiculous myth. I was up with my kids at (what is now) 4am.
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woke up early w/ kids, went back to bed when wife awoke. forgot to set alarm, never actually slept—just worried about how late i’d sleep. :(
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for the record: the worse the weather is, the more trick-or-treaters we get.
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it begins!
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implemented my new strategy today. every political pollster who calls me will learn that i’m a convicted felon.
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idea: try and eat tortilla chips where each successive bite is as big as the previous two combined.
fibonacchos.
fibonacchos.
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one thing that having a chronic knee injury teaches you is that handrails are filthy everywhere.
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“that’s the passage to Ravenholm… we don’t go there anymore.” yep I’m playing Halflife2 through again. Sawblade time.
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oh are you watching footballs? footsball? ballsfoot?
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i picked the wrong week to drop my standards for week-picking
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french people eat frogs legs but would they eat mexican food? burritoad.
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i'm considering committing a felony so that I don't have to get voter surveys anymore
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my backpack is a junk drawer with shoulder straps
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combine a word and an amphibian: portmantoad
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yay Mac OS X Server on El Capitan! i turned on file sharing and it filled my system drive immediately with cached junk.
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face it, publishers. you played blackjack with ads and said “hit me” one too many times. your users are walking away from the table.
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mobile ad problem? we need that $ to survive! (hint: I’ll never look at your site again on any browser/platform)
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I posted this a year ago on Monday but I feel like it’s relevant today also http://i.imgur.com/Tq3PpGQ.jpg
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mini server replacement is here.
