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mike susz

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Tractor Supply *really* wants me to get people last-minute lawn mower tires and cattle feeders. the ppl on my list already HAVE these things

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discovering that reddit is one of the places on the internet where people still say “hahah you have a Mac!” i feel like it’s 1998 all over.

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i wonder if twitter has tested their t-co shortener url in a location with latency higher than being in their own offices b/c it never works

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when a man texts you from a retail store, please respond immediately. there’s a good chance that 8 minutes later, he’s on a highway on-ramp.

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is there a word for joining the webex and seeing the other people connected but not dialing in yet because you don’t want to chat with them?

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@mikesusz

but hey, I just pogoed with my 5 year-old to @MotionCityMusic so you’re only as old as you feel.

also: my knees hurt.

worth it.

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pro tip: if you and your S.O. share an Amazon account, and you want to buy them something from there, always search for Horse Mask after.

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“every time someone touches your package it costs money.”

“we’re still talking about the Postal Service, right?”

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@mikesusz

trying to log into my fairpoint email. account is locked. answer security question. reset message is sent to my fairpoint email.

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