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mike susz

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Tractor Supply *really* wants me to get people last-minute lawn mower tires and cattle feeders. the ppl on my list already HAVE these things

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tough turnips, turkey!

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discovering that reddit is one of the places on the internet where people still say “hahah you have a Mac!” i feel like it’s 1998 all over.

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not my best work but I am prepared to eat the evidence.

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not necessarily a bad idea, but not my best idea. #grillin

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wow looks like our wee bit of snow traveled all the way from Lake Ontario

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lol "snow"

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🎵 This is the cold that never ends…

it just goes on and on my friends… 🎵

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you think the Boston T map is confusing?

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morning commute was great. it’s all downhill from here.

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today was great weather for

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i wonder if twitter has tested their t-co shortener url in a location with latency higher than being in their own offices b/c it never works

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idea: upload an image to imgur and it finds you a version with less (or no) jpeg artifacts

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that thing where you accidentally hit the X on a ‘Top Site’ in Safari

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@kgrocki wait, i ate greek yogurt with a fork. no whey!

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when a man texts you from a retail store, please respond immediately. there’s a good chance that 8 minutes later, he’s on a highway on-ramp.

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my office has apparently exhausted the annual budget for spoons

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is there a word for joining the webex and seeing the other people connected but not dialing in yet because you don’t want to chat with them?

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Idea: The Hanson Brothers can help Henry Winkler produce a beer called: I-P-Aaaaaaaaay!

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why do I get iOS notifications about Mail while I’m in the Mail app?

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weather, crazy

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packaging design: it feels really weird to cut this zip tie.

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7 years ago today, we were in day 4 without power after the ice storm.

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mike susz

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defying every use-case.

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my wife wanted to play a youtube video that was open in her browser on our TV. Apple’s AirPlay video was an utter failure.

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but hey, I just pogoed with my 5 year-old to @MotionCityMusic so you’re only as old as you feel.

also: my knees hurt.

worth it.

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trying to reconcile my advancing age with my desire to sometimes be goofy.

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“that was my nickname is college! ha!…

“well, no. you need to have friends to be assigned a nickname.”

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looking at the gallery on redditgifts and feeling like a cheapskate now.

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pickup truck. windows open. country music. December 12th.

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uh-oh! you’re in danger! http://i.imgur.com/jw9NpYs.jpg

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pro tip: if you and your S.O. share an Amazon account, and you want to buy them something from there, always search for Horse Mask after.

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Bring Back Mystery Science Theater 3000 is at $5.2m. i’m very excited! http://kck.st/20K5uyf about 5 hours to go

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was a little foggy in Jaffrey this morning.

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watched an episode of 90210 with my wife and she laughed at everything and i was a little hurt tbh

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the attrition will continue until morale improves

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“didn’t i just update this wordpress plugin 5 days ago??”

“yes. yes you did.”

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reading through yesterday’s system.log. as you do.

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“every time someone touches your package it costs money.”

“we’re still talking about the Postal Service, right?”

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everything I need to know about life I learned in audiovisual club

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tooltips? more like fooltips

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what’s really awesome about using an url shortener is when t-dot-co fails to load 3/4 of the time

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when i get an amazon package delivered i now get both a text message and an email from both amazon and ups.

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helpful fairpoint rep was able to tell me my password over the phone. so, feel real good about the security of your email.

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trying to log into my fairpoint email. account is locked. answer security question. reset message is sent to my fairpoint email.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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if you were on the fence about backing Bring Back Mystery Science Theater 3000, there are only 4 days left: http://kck.st/20K5uyf

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i follow up with freelance client about invoice 45 days past issue. oops, nobody submitted it to finance. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/alpaca.gif

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change your washing machine risers every few years

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sup

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