mike susz
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perhaps the last time i was greatly amused by my own creativity/madness https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/512982421625896960
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mike susz
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don't schedule meetings in anger.
(i just scheduled a meeting in anger.)
(i just scheduled a meeting in anger.)
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crepuscular rays over the lake today
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what if you made a coffee drink that tastes like herbed italian bread? focaccino
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does this mean i can delete my ‘Mobile Applications’ folder? or is it still used by backups/restores?
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“If you previously used iTunes to sync apps […] to your iOS device, use the App Store […] on iOS to redownload them without your computer.”
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so iTunes 12.7.0 is the end of downloading iOS apps in iTunes and syncing them?
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@abackstrom YMMV or your equipment may be different, i was able to fix mine by opening/closing the mixing valve a few times
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no, YOUR parents are nerds
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listening to today's Apple announcement over headphones with a cord LIKE AN ANIMAL
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my favorite part of having an AppleTV is having to restart it every time i want to play something off of iTunes on my Mac Mini server.
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dude you won’t believe where i saw this new band(aids)
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As an Admin User, I want two ponies.
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update: this is even more true today. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/642318806682087425
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As a User, I want a pony.
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78 of those active minutes were carrying 2 tons of wood pellets.
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I hope that Waze got a lot of data from my trip today. And it uses the data to never do that to me again. I am still not home.
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“oh, waze is taking me a new way…”
ETA increases by 28 minutes
ETA increases by 28 minutes
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if one more redditor calls me 'bro' srsly
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i want AI to also remember- e.g. 'hey Siri, i changed the water filter today' (months later) 'hey Siri, when did i change the water filter?'
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update: my wife threw them out. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/641086078385004545
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"Your password will expire in 14 days" darn it I can't handle this kind of pressure!!!
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update: this didn’t end well. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/771872228430450688
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last night
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wow, it's been ten years since i quit WaMu.
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represent.
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update: i heard the whole thing. only a few minutes to spare. i need to drive faster or something.
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@johnmoe i know it can’t replace a brother, but i hope it helps some.
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*looks at new episode of podcast*
1h35m long
"should last for most of my commute home"
:(
1h35m long
"should last for most of my commute home"
:(
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what if they sold guacamole frozen in disk shapes
hockamole
...
because it looks like a hockey puck
...
hockamole
...
because it looks like a hockey puck
...
mike susz
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that thing where you can't share in credit for the success of your team because you don't know how to value your own abstract contributions
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every time a worker thread dies, a legacy web app gets its wings
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git help tag
git help merge
git help lassie
git help merge
git help lassie
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Faustian Afternoon Coffee
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“Welcome” to Littleton. We hope you have a “pleasant” visit. We enjoyed your “wonderful” family.
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i put Facebook into a Fluid app and occasionally you see interesting things like
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@webmeadow @deathbearbrown really just a design suggestion. you'll have to listen to your heart
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open office plan: it's awesome to hear the guy across from or next to you yell on the phone. yell.
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car wash 8x https://youtu.be/Y-VcmHuxnQU via @YouTube
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just in case you think the struggles of your day feel futile; I just saw someone make four lane changes to get one car ahead in traffic.
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@deathbearbrown how are we doing on this?
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aaaaand quick power blip in Rindge. #NHwx
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still waiting for this. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/797259184370753536
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lol "why did i just hear thunder?"
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Heart Attack Hummus. https://twitter.com/failnaut/status/895689293850710017
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it would be cool if i could get this in … fall. but: beer distribution is weird.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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just tapped: @SierraNevada’s Oktoberfest.
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console.log( ' ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ' );
mike susz
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current status: paying down technical debt created by people who are smarter than me.
paying dearly.
paying dearly.