mike susz
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mike susz
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This recent resurgence of A-ha makes me want to move to Norway. I’ll start a vietnamese sandwich food truck and call it: Take Banh Mi
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i have a difficult time allowing myself to form any sort of friend relationship with co-workers. but this wasn’t even that. it was just fun.
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i actually had a good time at work today. worked closely with my team, solved problems. laughed.
i can’t remember the last time.
i can’t remember the last time.
mike susz
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this isn’t a new feature; i’ve always received top notch support from Tweetbot
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my ability to believe what a person is saying is inversely proportional to the number of times they say the words "believe me"
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TIL: by default (but customizable) when you Cmd+Click a filename in iTerm (e.g. in a directory listing) file will open in the default app
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i thought my parenting game was good until i saw someone get pizza delivered to the park/playground.
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update: i now work for a much, much larger company, that does not MitM attack their own employees. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/524941594567651328
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the ladybugs have finally arrived at my house. all of them.
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so it took more than a year but i've gone from "lol i need an adapter to plug headphones into my phone" to "lol wires." congrats, Apple.
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update: the flowers opened and maybe i’m not so terrible at this.
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i don’t want to be that guy who counts your items, but you’re the guy who has 15 items in the 12 items or less checkout
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the memories of PAX, like my $15 pint glass, are fading quickly.
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i just listened to a song (refuting the existence of) the Seattle Freeze that ends "it's not Seattle, it's you" what a Seattle thing to say.
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that thing where your wife responds to your snarky, self-deprecating tweet
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do the Japanese have a word for the art of flower arranging? yeah? well, either way, i really suck at it.
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“If I could just sleep for 24 to 48 hours… I would be right as rain.“ - parents.
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this Song Exploder episode (as many others) is amazing. http://songexploder.net/the-killers
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pellet stove yesterday, windows open today.
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as long as i don’t have to use the AC again until 2018.
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as long as i don’t have to use the AC again until 2018.
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Orange beers for autumn!
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i was pleasantly surprised. Siri read it to me, also.
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this has been your daily existential traffic insight with your host, mike. drive safely, don't be a jerk.
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if one organism places its own interests above those of the entire system, they are a cancer and cause harm to the system.
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traffic is an homogenous system of symbiotic organisms. each has a responsibility to the self, and to the system.
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i look into my empty coffee mug as if it has betrayed me
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goin’ back in time to fave this again. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/477223079421046785
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@codehitchhiker i also want to make a block to boost my Magic Trackpad up to the height of my keyboard.
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i’m sorry; i just don’t have any thyme right now
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could you … be more specific?
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poof
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thanks @FOXSports and @SNICKERS for scaring my small children who were watching the ALDS with me. fire your ad agency.
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not too shabby last night.
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not lichen this one bit.
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first time in my life trying Apple’s bundled headphones. oh wait — oops, i have a conference call. i’ll just plug these into my Mac — lol
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phone wallet keys fitbit lunch coffee go!
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sup @Una?
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not a fan of Night Shift in High Sierra. @AppleSupport
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it’s 4:30 on Sunday, time to get started on all those chores you had planned for the weekend!
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“does a wrap count as a sandwich?”
listen, kid, i wasn’t expecting to have this talk with you until you were a teenager.
listen, kid, i wasn’t expecting to have this talk with you until you were a teenager.
mike susz
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update: was not better. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/781285929659105280
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someone call George Orwell this is all my TV does now
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i turned on icloud sync for ibooks and my DSL connection died. how about some rate limiting Apple?
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the phone is actually called “iPhone Ten’s Monster”
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i check in with this periodically. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/515513420121399296
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"do we have something to do this weekend?" every. darn. week.
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“what we are moving toward is so much better; you just have to trust us and deal with it for 3-5 years” — Apple
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nice.
mike susz
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loons in a fountain
