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the overhead night shot of NYC in the Apple TV “Aerial” screensaver should have been nominated for an Oscar.
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What if you were driving somewhere with the stars of the X-Men movie and you got a flat tire and you were like “Hugh! Jack, man!”
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yep, finally broke down and got a parcel tracker app.
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time to start over again. (this is a side table I stole from the office downstairs)
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of course now I think I need to finally get a new (smaller) desk that actually fits this space.
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desk cleaning, should i:
a) move stuff, arrange furniture, put stuff back neatly
b) throw it all out window, go outside & set pile on fire
a) move stuff, arrange furniture, put stuff back neatly
b) throw it all out window, go outside & set pile on fire
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is it worth taking this out of the box again?
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Clean My Desk as a Service
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I accidentally typed “Dadpool” instead of “Deadpool.” very different movie.
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this candidate is looking better and better. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/703221459750166528
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totally gnarly, dude
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now, where did I put that VCR? #MST3K
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how do i get in on this free stuff for a good amazon review? for pete’s sake, has anyone paid for this stuff
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“SXSW is so played out. it’s over.” every person who used to go to SXSW then took a break & now they're going again and "ZOMG it's awesome!"
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#disrupt
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snowing like heck here. lol.
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lol y’all are so much nerdier than i am, this is awesome.
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Microsoft isn't compatible with the Mac
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why do cows watch short videos about archery on the Internet?
bow vines!
bow vines!
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it took so long to get approval to look at the Sharepoint, now I can’t remember which Sharepoint I wanted to see, or why.
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Facebook: “What are the candidates saying?” Me: *closes browser tab*
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@unscriptable rather, you _gave_ good reasoning why (thanks autocorrect)
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“new pin must be numeric with no leading zeroes” why on earth are you treating this like an integer
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judging from the lack of traffic on 128 today, I’m guessing the sudden change in the forecast caused widespread, short-term illness.
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“I had a weird dream - and you were in it!”
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Remember:
Be the change you want to see
See the change you want to be
See the sea from a B & B
Be the change you want to see
See the change you want to be
See the sea from a B & B
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what’s an Italian sea fisherman’s favorite instrument?
cast-a-nets!
cast-a-nets!
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I hear my son wailing from downstairs.
Panicked, I rush down to find him sprawled on the floor crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I didn’t save!”
Panicked, I rush down to find him sprawled on the floor crying.
“What’s wrong?”
“I didn’t save!”
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it always astounds me just how much banks can screw around with a simple username and password field. amazing.
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listen, now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ElORM9O-0U
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idea: hummusicles
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“ I am a bad guy – I have a stick"
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TIL: a group of ferrets is called a “business”
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the next time my wife wants to watch “cutthroat kitchen” i’m just going to google “despicable people peeing on each other” instead.
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“haha! oh, and speaking of retirement plans… *runs away sobbing*”
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dumpster fire is my spirit animal
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most-used phrase at work today: “dumpster fire”
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i’ve been enjoying VS Code but today i’m starting to make myself use Atom just for fun.
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i’m printing out a calendar so i can write on it with a pen - LIKE AN ANIMAL
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great, now I have my kids yelling “we gotta break up the banks! they’re too big!”
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try to make _every_ Tuesday a Super Tuesday.
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okay now it’s becoming a slightly above average Tuesday.
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idea: an Etsy store where I sell sweaters made from the lint I remove from the charging port of my phone
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yep, that’s the gust of wind that woke me up at 1:25. sounded like someone ramming a truck into the house #NHwx http://www.wunderground.com/personal-weather-station/dashboard?ID=KNHRINDG5#history/s20160301/e20160301/mdaily
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so far it just feels like a regular Tuesday
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Rejected McDonaldland Characters: Sal Monella, The Crumb Bum, “El Poncho,” The Fryer Chief, Salt Packet Pete, Harpo.
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Indiana Jones and the Search for Who Controls Access to the Sharepoint
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Raspberry Pi 3 - with onboard wifi and bluetooth? https://twitter.com/Raspberry_Pi/status/704199610076688384 http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/suatmm.gif
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#oscar #glasses