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can we all agree to stop doing 'ugly sweaters' this year? they were only funny when worn unironically or out of obligation
Dec 5, 2017, 9:58 PM · view on Twitter
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@sarah_edo thinking about it i should say 'good job' instead - it's hard work and you rocked it :)
Dec 5, 2017, 5:43 PM · view on Twitter
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Dec 5, 2017, 3:49 PM · view on Twitter
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@waxpancake also, TIL. wow. bodies are so darn complex.
Dec 4, 2017, 8:50 PM · view on Twitter
Idea: something like a QR code reader except it tells you what website/company a logo represents.
Dec 4, 2017, 4:18 PM · view on Twitter
retweets and laptop stickers are not endorsements.
Dec 4, 2017, 4:00 PM · view on Twitter
Dec 1, 2017, 10:54 PM · view on Twitter
also, yes, i realize it's an acronym not an abbreviation but i'm not deleting and re-creating that tweet.
Nov 30, 2017, 6:31 PM · view on Twitter
in the spirit of the AKC's "ASCOB" abbreviation (
http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/breeds/cocker-spaniel-a-s-c-o-b/ ) i propose, for web development:
AMBOC: Any Modern Browser Other than Chrome.
usage: "i built a cool new feature!" "yeah? does it work in AMBOC?"
Nov 30, 2017, 6:26 PM · view on Twitter
i just took off my glasses and audibly "whoa'd" at how filthy they are. good morning!
Nov 29, 2017, 3:17 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 27, 2017, 7:59 PM · view on Twitter
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also, for the younger people, middle-aged folks are going to make jokes about "cyber monday" because in the earlier days of the internet "cyber" meant something different.
Nov 27, 2017, 2:57 PM · view on Twitter
i haven’t checked my email yet today - i wonder, is it “cyber monday?”
Nov 27, 2017, 2:52 PM · view on Twitter
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i also want them to know proper sentence structure, but, clearly, i am not the one to teach them that.
Nov 27, 2017, 2:28 AM · view on Twitter
i want to teach them how to use the tools at their disposal to fix their situation. or, to recognize when it’s not fixable. then decide; is this transient? do i need help? or just deal with it.
Nov 27, 2017, 2:27 AM · view on Twitter
i’m frustrated when they complain, e.g. that the car we’re riding in is just too warm or too cold. take off your coat? or put it on. adapt.
Nov 27, 2017, 2:25 AM · view on Twitter
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i hope someday they see the challenge, know the limits, are curious to experience. when we hit -17F here in Rindge a few years back, i went outside. i had to know.
Nov 27, 2017, 2:21 AM · view on Twitter
ah, to teach my kids that we live in a climate that is inhospitable to mankind and the only way we survive is to build bulwarks of technology to protect us from relentless nature
Nov 27, 2017, 2:17 AM · view on Twitter
my wife loves me… she’s letting me drink one of the 32 @magichat Jinx that she has hoarded.
Nov 27, 2017, 1:06 AM · view on Twitter
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Nov 26, 2017, 2:23 AM · view on Twitter
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tomorrow… it’s only 380 miles right? with two kids, a kitten, more stuff than can fit in the truck. right?
Nov 25, 2017, 4:37 AM · view on Twitter
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once again, my 7 year old can’t fall asleep because of an episode of Garfield he watched a year ago.
Nov 25, 2017, 2:08 AM · view on Twitter
update: i went and it was a lot of work and it was worth it. glad to see everyone. now preparing for another entire day of driving.
Nov 24, 2017, 3:10 AM · view on Twitter
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Nov 22, 2017, 3:39 PM · view on Twitter
drop a piece of lettuce on the floor, cats act like you’re trying to poison them. let them near houseplants and they think it’s some sort of buffet.
Nov 22, 2017, 3:22 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 19, 2017, 2:57 PM · view on Twitter
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i love my family but i have absolutely zero desire to drive hundreds of miles to visit them for the holidays.
Nov 18, 2017, 3:15 AM · view on Twitter
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does anyone at Apple ever actually use Home Sharing?
Nov 18, 2017, 12:29 AM · view on Twitter
it's also shameful that i own a car that i'm still making payments on, that is functionally powered by buggy closed-source software that the manufacturer has no intention of ever fixing. i can't even choose to pay for a hardware+software upgrade path.
Nov 16, 2017, 3:50 PM · view on Twitter
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folks, reminder to check your mirrors even if you have a backup camera. my car-puter crashed and left this frozen image on the screen (a 2013 @Ford with SYNC2)
Nov 16, 2017, 2:47 PM · view on Twitter
what a strange week it’s been. it’s only what? wednesday?
whoa.
Nov 16, 2017, 12:28 AM · view on Twitter
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... but this is the INTERNET!
my OUTRAGE will NOT be delayed by
RESEARCH, FACTS, or REASON!
Nov 15, 2017, 4:04 PM · view on Twitter
Nov 15, 2017, 2:40 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 15, 2017, 2:21 PM · view on Twitter
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whomever has to write my epitaph:
// eslint-disable-next-line
Nov 14, 2017, 9:46 PM · view on Twitter
i had a good idea!
is it really a good idea though? i mean, have we thought about the possible downsides or repercussions?
do i really know enough about the subject to know that this is a good idea, or is there something even better?
maybe it's not a good idea.
Nov 14, 2017, 5:51 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 14, 2017, 11:54 AM · view on Twitter
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Nov 13, 2017, 3:58 PM · view on Twitter
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280 characters means lots more Buffalo Tom lyrics and that’s a good thing.
Nov 13, 2017, 2:33 AM · view on Twitter
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Sunday night and now I know
How the night can pass slow
All kinds of ugly outside that's right
And I'm all alone tonight
Distant highway din
Leaky roof my doubt drips in
And as the streetlights and my prospects dim
She turns in bed and thinks of him
Nov 13, 2017, 2:30 AM · view on Twitter
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why has my Fallout 4 sync to Steam been taking so long? oh. lol.
Nov 10, 2017, 6:15 PM · view on Twitter
not to say that I would not appreciate some closure for the story that we were promised would have closure (that never arrived), but I can fill in the blanks and be satisfied with that.
Nov 10, 2017, 3:43 AM · view on Twitter
I have to say that I have basically moved on from half-life. In a lot of ways half life is quite adolescent. It’s very linear, not quite a hallway, but very non-deterministic. Small choice of weapons, very few complexities to master.
Nov 10, 2017, 3:42 AM · view on Twitter
welp i guess i’m going to PAX East again in 2018. maybe this is the year Valve will announce HL3.
lol.
sob.
sob.
…
sob.
Nov 10, 2017, 3:38 AM · view on Twitter
catching up with the CMAs from the DVR. i think the Country Music community has embraced Darius. :)
Nov 9, 2017, 2:02 AM · view on Twitter
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wow, just finished Firewatch (the game). i’m feeling … like it’s over. i think. wow.
Nov 8, 2017, 3:46 AM · view on Twitter
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i never really impressed anyone with 140 characters, so 280 isn’t gonna make a whole lot of difference.
Nov 8, 2017, 2:21 AM · view on Twitter
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altocumulus? this morning
Nov 7, 2017, 6:50 PM · view on Twitter
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long drive home in the dark on monday after DST
Nov 7, 2017, 12:16 AM · view on Twitter
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i can't answer this question myself because my brain is barely functioning currently. what time is it?
Nov 6, 2017, 3:02 PM · view on Twitter