mike susz
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if it snows today, I'm responsible. finally drained the gas out of the snowblower yesterday.
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mike susz
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today i cleaned out the chipmunk nests and nastiness hiding in the nooks and crannies of my tractor. oy.
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taking a day off to hang out with the kids. nearly noon and we’ve accomplished nothing. mission accomplished?
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Summer shoes on
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I have never been so simultaneously excited and terrified
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throwback! i should revert to this theme.
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"do bears have natural enemies? why aren't we just lousy with bears?"
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Attention: Trader Joes has popcorn that tastes like pickles. go buy some. http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/popcorn-in-a-pickle
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solidarity with my @HubSpot friends.
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someone’s temp sensor is in the sun
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@deathbearbrown i will ask her for advice on some things for you
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click-jacking analytics that don’t return true make your website completely unusable @Flickr (et al.)
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idea: a complementary product to the pepper mill, it fires salt ballistically into your food.
A salt rifle.
A salt rifle.
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my new favorite podcast is "The Baseless Opinions Show" co-hosted by Mumble and Squeak
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you can check a website to see when the ISS is visible from your location https://spotthestation.nasa.gov
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"I'm a nice shark; I only eat owls"
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epic. epic.
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cats and @bocoup Bob
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@jimmynotjim i’m kidding i’m still impressed.
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hey new england friends, go outside right now and watch the International Space Station. no really. https://twitter.com/ericfisher/status/721086649321402368
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“what if we made a whole town out of guacamole and we called it guaclandia” yes, these are definitely my children.
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this is one of the coolest things i’ve gotten for my Session.
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GoPro4 Session (+ tripod screw->gopro hinge adapter), mounted on GPod Mini Magnetic http://amzn.to/1V7cQek
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guess who owns my DSL connection today?
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helloooo eBay
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the best part about working for an enormous corporation is not knowing if the vague email about organizational changes affects you or not.
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actually forget it
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i love CSS. it makes me feel !important
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my favorite part is when your ‘social sidebar’ overlaps your content and is fixed position.
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#jeopardy #mst3k
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to be more specific: i just want to see domain names, and their tracking codes, and edit them. i feel like i need lots of luck and a sherpa.
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can google hire jeff veen back again? i can’t make heads or tails of google analytics. what a pile of crap.
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hi! checking in for your flight? oh -
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cliffhanger endings aside, the most implausible thing from this season of The Walking Dead was why the Saviors were growing weed indoors.
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TFW you realize you’ve been walking around all day without your fitbit http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/shock.gif
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#minfigdreamteam
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my DSL can definitely handle downloading NaN at NaN/sec
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why do we grow more hair in our ears+nose as we age? like without the vigor of youth I'm unable to defend the holes in my head from insects?
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tractor started right up! running like a champ. what do I do with the rest of my afternoon now?
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my truck gets to jumpstart something else for a change
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a french chef who is also a martial artist has a mishap with clarified butter:
Guy gets ghee on his gi
Guy gets ghee on his gi
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Pizza Nova? like, they deliver it to you and it collapses into a singularity and explodes scattering your dinner across the cosmos
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stopped at Kappy’s on the way home and ended up with all @JacksAbby beers.
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does tweeting abstractly about mandatory information security training violate information security policies?
asking for a friend.
asking for a friend.
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idea: taco flavored meatloaf
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i just backed RiffTrax Live 2016: MST3K Reunion on kickstarter http://kck.st/1Rx42Yq
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the best thing in the world is when someone mistakenly emails a distro list with tens of thousands of people and lots of folks reply-all.
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“ooh, lawn tractor tires are on sale!” this is my life now.
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i need to start a sticker-trading meetup
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today was a day.