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Today’s tweets will be brought to you by the letters:
I B U P R O F E N
I B U P R O F E N
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dev types wanting to learn new stuff, lots of udemy courses are ten dollars american today https://www.udemy.com
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it’s gonna be an “i forgot my airpods” kinda day
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@mikesuszek Oh no I said ‘viking’ now you have to block me. I meant the guys with the boats.
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Anyone who does programming and complains about time zones should also investigate units (temperature, distance, etc.) if you’re not struggling with units, you’re probably converting them wrong.
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it’s like they know i have to get
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.
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was going to play fallout76 for a bit tonight but a 15gb update will take 2.5hrs to download 😂 not going to complain about updates and bug fixes though. tomorrow night, it is!
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also, this was a joke. but i really didn't know about this holiday and i don't quite understand why men would need a holiday.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I guess it's "International Men's Day" but I had no idea; I don't celebrate it because I've lived in the same country all my life.
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Fun #Fallout76 moment: I get to Grafton and the Grafton Monster spawns and I’m level 12 so I prepare to die, suddenly I hear a minigun next to me, a level 51 player in power armor shows up and (greatly) helps me ruin the Monster. 5 stars
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best Stephen King book?
my brain:
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
“The Stand.”
my brain:
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
“The Stand.”
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Ranger with snowhawk
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Shoutout to all the parents who are mad at their School Board Superintendent right now
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First snowplow of the season!
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hey, you wanna see something grate?
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voted x3
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no really i bet daylight savings is great but ….
… in bed before 10
… in bed before 10
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Something on or near my desk just spoke the words “charge me” and I want to throw everything in this room out into the pouring rain
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I played Fallout 76 on PC for a couple hours last night and it was fun. Not too many bugs or glitches, didn’t really get to PVP (don’t really care to, though people tried to engage with me before I was even level 5). Looking forward to the new lore and quests.
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I forgot to update my avatar to a photo of my kids in their halloween costumes. The Facebook Police will be here any minute.
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this was some of my best work
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/660299558572924928?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/660299558572924928?s=21
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so much for pre-loading… the @bethesda launcher decided to download #Fallout76 again when i tried to play it. 48gb on my DSL says it will take 13 more hours at current download speed.
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is it a compliment to the author that i caught my 9yo staying up 2 hours after bedtime still reading a book?
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every time a redditor threatens to cancel their pre-order, a game developer gets their wings.
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every day is caturday.
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assigning names to snowmen is called snowmenclature
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goodbye Mewtwo.
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i'm sure this is fine.
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yet another website that masks the username, and my password manager saved "***rname" as my username.
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i still laugh at this. i guess i’m the only one. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/789483862485266433?s=21
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Autumn is my favorite season and I enjoyed all twelve days of it this year.
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working on some house projects and singing the do-it-yourself-er’s anthem: That’s What Caulk Is For
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@DanielBrian Oh also this … yeah. https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/9kmr8h/finally_time_to_get_this_on_the_books/
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Dear @SlackHQ : guess who is responsible for most of my eye strain?
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Here’s hoping that @ford can give their ad agencies a little more time to work out their media queries.
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I have almost 1200 hours into Fallout 4. I pre-ordered Fallout 76. Can’t wait for the B.E.T.A. #bestbuyvaultparty #fallout76
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lol.
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we already had Github Factions this isn't new
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how do i know? i did this, twenty years ago. i made websites for every waking hour of the day. all i did was code. then, my priorities changed and it went back to being a job.
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i admire people (in a very specific way) who are passionate about coding and claim that it is all-consuming for them. but i certainly don't set that expectation for all, and i won't rely on them to produce more than others; if their life priorities shift, my project would die.
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I just explained CSS (lack of) scope to someone by comparing it to global namespace in Javascript and summed up with "everyone is peeing in the same pool"
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the real revitalization of department stores will happen when tech 'disrupts' shopping by entering the brick and mortar space "it's like Amazon except you walk around and see stuff on shelves!"
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company: converting to open plan seating means we can fit 450 people on this floor!
also company: oh but there's still only two toilets.
also company: oh but there's still only two toilets.
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Also there’s been a lot of controversy and hatership about Dark Mode but I can say after a few hours using it my eyes feel SO MUCH better. If it’s not for you, turn it off and enjoy your day. Why hate.
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I decided to clean install Mojave on my personal Mac and while I like this new fresh feeling I’m now starting to have that remorse involved with having to import/setup ALL THE THINGS
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when composing a features list for release notes, do you:
a.) use completed stories in Jira
b.) use closed/merged pull requests
c.) punch yourself in the face?
a.) use completed stories in Jira
b.) use closed/merged pull requests
c.) punch yourself in the face?
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someone in the open office repeatedly saying 'can you hear me' and i kinda want everyone else in the room to turn and in unison say YES
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so using "@-here" on Slack is the new reply-all, along with the "@-here" shaming that follows.
people can manage their per-channel notification settings, maybe Slack should make this more obvious or easy?
people can manage their per-channel notification settings, maybe Slack should make this more obvious or easy?