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mike susz
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me? i'm okay. definitely not openly weeping in the office. this is beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msgimk3mV6g
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Apple Watch question: does snow removal count as an āHigh-Intensity Interval Trainingā or āCross Trainingā
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not to make light of dangerous weather, but remember as you buy emergency provisions, that you will need mixers and limes too.
mike susz
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sadly i never did this when i left that job.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/685506648723427328?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/685506648723427328?s=21
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@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies @5by5 and if you want to take the red pill, there's https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards who have a good wiki https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/wiki/wiki_navigation
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Hey Siri, remind me every four weeks that I own an Apple Pencil.
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@notasausage hah, also, happy birthday, sir. :)
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canāt talk right now
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the revolution will not work in any scenario https://twitter.com/suntzufuntzu/status/1080846301770715136
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2019 Spirit Animal: https://i.imgur.com/Tq3PpGQ.jpg
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Hot or Not?
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still true today.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/815926414323150848?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/815926414323150848?s=21
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where does a Sith buy their robes?
at the Darth Mall
wait, where are you going ā i have more jokes
at the Darth Mall
wait, where are you going ā i have more jokes
mike susz
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also time to start saying āfirst time doing _______ since last year!ā or ā i havenāt done _______ since last yearā
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time to start doing goofy things and claim itās part of a resolution
mike susz
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watching some new yearās eve program and jenny mccarthy is on it. i feel sick.
i wish there was some immunization that would have prevented this.
i wish there was some immunization that would have prevented this.
mike susz
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happy leftover-from-july-4th fireworks day!
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my gift to myself at the end of 2018: deleting 700+ items from my Pocket list. Happy New Year.
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lactose-challenged friends (@jlengstorf @ashleymcnamara ? et al) find this stuff, itās amazing. https://greenvalleylactosefree.com/
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ah, yes. Maslowās Four Quadrants of human need.
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2018 was pretty challenging for me but iām a middle-aged white guy so who cares?
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every time my kids get frustrated that theyāre not good at something, i remind them that theyāre able to pee on parts of the toilet i didnāt even think it was possible to pee on. keep trying!
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cāmon i have to go to bed
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srsly i guess iām sleeping in a recliner tonight.
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the siamese is glad weāre home
too
too
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welp now theyāre conspiring.
mike susz
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my kitten is glad to be home.
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4 day trip to visit family contains two whole days of traveling. forgive me if iām exhausted and we donāt visit too often.
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do you think the contrast is okay?
what contrast?
what contrast?
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oh good, itās not like you can just find these things laying around
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hey, be kind. itās not the shortest day of the year, itās the smallest stature day of the year.
mike susz
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Hey Siri, does poetry have to rhyme?
...
* smoke appears above datacenter *
...
* smoke appears above datacenter *
mike susz
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if ocean currents swirl around like a clothes dryer, we could probably gather up all the plastic bits by throwing a couple fitted sheets out there
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hooray, i finally screwed this job up completely
mike susz
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old apple tv + HDMI monitor = treadmill tv
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photobomb? totes casual.
mike susz
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ten years ago, we had just gotten our power back after 4-1/2 days.
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@ericfisher update: the leaves are back.
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Remember, a journey of a thousand miles starts with waking up.
And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
mike susz
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Domo is now employed to keep my cables from slipping through my desk when disconnected
mike susz
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update: three years later i have nearly 1200 hours into fallout 4.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21
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i never found this person. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/542342120859000832?s=21
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@mikesusz
in a box in the basement i found the last remnants of my Swatch collection from the late 80s.
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shout out to anyone that remembers Kai's Power Tools
mike susz
@mikesusz
i have no idea where this came from. time to have a ātalkā with the boys.
mike susz
@mikesusz
do you ever think about how when you're opening a beverage can you are literally tearing metal apart?
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Iām so tired and itās only Wednesday.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i literally just got up.
