mike susz
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mike susz
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someday i hope to be as happy as the models on t-shirt websites look
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how much clay do you have to remove and replace with loam to make a tree grow? hopefully this much.
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I'm that guy who uses Teflon tape when I hook up a new hose nozzle to try to minimize bi-metal corrosion issues
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yes no talk later
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go ahead. turn it up. sing along. this is a safe space. there is no shame between you and YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W6-ErrHls
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New England friends - the station will fly by soon (in next 25 minutes) https://spotthestation.nasa.gov
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add to your kids Netflix playlist:
Room on the Broom https://www.netflix.com/title/80005738
and the Gruffalo https://www.netflix.com/title/70197201
Room on the Broom https://www.netflix.com/title/80005738
and the Gruffalo https://www.netflix.com/title/70197201
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coffee pot is empty.
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watched the ISS flyover again tonight. never gets old.
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my children have deployed my @stickermule sample magnets in the best possible way.
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organized my arduino stuff, Home Depot has these organizers 2-pack for under ten bucks
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put sunglasses on (in a car, on your phone) and try to read the “MPH” number.
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idea: a Slack bot that gets the title of youtube links so that you can get the punch-line to the joke without switching contexts and waiting
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Star Wars was released on May 25th 1977. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_(film)
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what are computers even good for anyway
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it's very interesting to work in an industry for 20 years and I can still feel stupid every day.
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Hey Siri, whenever I say "old" on Twitter, remind me to trim my ear hair.
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today was difficult and revealed much work to be done (and to be hired out). i’m tired, scared, yet invigorated. getting old is weird.
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hey kids, this is advertising.
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the best part about owning an android device is when one of the apps your manf. forced onto your device starts showing ads on lock screen.
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iTunes update seems to have replaced “Start Genius” with “Start Station” another step towards Apple completely disregarding media you own
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Idea: dad t-shirts that come with banana stickers pre-installed
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@deathbearbrown also, i’m a wild man. wild.
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Siamese Dream
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@jyurek also, that’s where i left that AA battery.
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MA DOT sign: "PREPARE YOURSELF: A LANE SHIFT IS COMING"
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Microsoft is REALLY trying to convince people to upgrade their browser.
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wow! amazing lightning and thunder crash just shook the house.
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TFW you realize you bought a pricey app from the MacAppStore & no way to get the next version without paying full $ http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/ok-bye.gif
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Yep, it hit me the other day that by the time my children are the age I am now, I will be dust.
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the fix - turn off/change (new default) 3-finger swipe for changing full-screen apps, go to accessibility + turn on 3-f drag again. restart.
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did OS X 10.11.5 break three-finger dragging for anyone else with a 1st gen magic trackpad?
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excellent, I wanted to sit here for 20 minutes (and counting!) when trying to reboot.
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know what’s awesome? closing the wrong window because it wasn’t obvious what was focused because Jony Ive doesn’t want you to have contrast.
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how many knock-offs of a great game do their have to be before it’s an “ecosystem” and not “a bunch of knock-offs?”
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heavy traffic trying to leave pre-school this morning. i think there was some sort of quack-up.
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@meyerweb @beep also: all the Cave Johnson lines, with audio clips. welp i guess i won’t be getting much done today. http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Cave_Johnson_voice_lines
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lolol snow possible.
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38% of my sales last month were from mobile devices. i’m just happy to have enough sales that 38% is an actual percentage.
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Guys who correct you on the lyrics to "Blinded by the Light" Manfred Mann-splainers
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thank you, neighbor who started mowing their lawn at 8:09pm.
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Guys who correct you with facts about New England states: Maine-splainers
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TMW you realize there’s nothing standing in the way of finishing a project http://i.imgur.com/mLFJ2.gif
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i just had a ‘brand’ interact with me and now i feel like i need an adult
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sure i’ll have a cup of coffee in the afternoon. http://i.imgur.com/c4jt321.png
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at first i was all like “oh i’m having a bad day” and then i remembered i could dip pretzels in hommus