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mike susz

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i've been moved to help on a different project at work while still helping to manage iterations on my former project. i find myself struggling to balance "project 1 time" and "project 2 time" and "freaking out about stuff time" and "what if i never figure this out time" and

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mike susz

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@cssgirl also funny: i get shaming emails and now _snail mail_ telling me how much more energy i use compared to similar houses nearby. i live in a town with a lot of vacation property, and a large religious group that generally doesn't use tv, computers, or air conditioning.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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mike susz

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try to do something that makes you feel competent every day. even if it's not related to your job; it could be the victory you build from, or it could be the only victory you have that day.

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be kind

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i saw an oval sticker on a car that said "NDA" i guess they may have ran an unspecified distance in the past, but are not able to talk about it publicly

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mike susz

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Internet rando archetypes:

* Rando Jackson
* Marlon Rando
* Rando Quaid
* Rando Calrissian

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mike susz

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a company having an extended 'vacation/retreat' is only going to benefit and promote people of a certain situation in life, who are able and willing to suspend their responsibilities and routine in order to attend. it will both directly and indirectly punish those who cannot go.

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mike susz

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70 degrees on a Saturday afternoon in August?
https://sqd.co/_/claps.gif

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i’m sure this is fine.

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mike susz

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any of my friends with directv also getting tired of ads when they pause their DVR?

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like the skin-tone selection for emoji, when you use the ice cream one you should be able to select from other flavors 🍦

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in case anyone is wondering why said driver behind me shouldn't be upset, here's the law for yielding way to emergency vehicles in massachusetts (the state i was in at the time) https://malegislature.gov/laws/generallaws/parti/titlexiv/chapter89/section7a

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mike susz

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just in case you're having a bad day, a person in a car behind me this morning went ballistic that i pulled over and stopped for an oncoming emergency vehicle with their lights & sirens on.

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mike susz

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i've done a bit of math, and i will now refer to any particular unit of 6 seconds as a 'feral hog'

usage: 'i think the espresso machine is a little slow today, it took five feral hogs to make my coffee'

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mike susz

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just a reminder/warning: it’s the first weekend in August so Pumpkin Beer will be available soon if not already.

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mike susz

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if you can’t think of anything better to do, go to bed.

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Me: I avoid seeking help from professionals for problems I'm struggling with

Therapist:

Me: ...I really need to find a therapist

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mike susz

@mikesusz

that thing where your partner had been out of town for a while and you’re cleaning up before they return and you have to find a balance between “there is still so much work to do” and “everything is done and is easier when you’re not here”

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when Optum moved our office from Waltham to Fenway, it did not go well for me.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/755563189144780800

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mike susz

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None of these Internet mattress companies innovate in the correct way — we need a square mattress with square fitted sheets so it doesn’t matter which direction you try to put them on

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most obvious question i’ve asked all day: “did you eat ALL of the watermelon?”

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working on a new post, hope to get this up soon

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today i’m not using CSS, i’m using SSS

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mike susz

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one really great thing about this '10x' nonsense is that i can add it to the keyword list in my email rule that filters out and deletes linkedin requests from recruiters (adding to the list that already contains 'ninja' and 'rockstar' etc)

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mike susz

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be careful which golden cow you hitch your wagon to. unless you’re a crummy early stage investor who only cares about meteoric early growth and plans an exit strategy before things turn sour. enjoy your “10x” engineer. /rant

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mike susz

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and also the repercussions on the rest of your team - tolerating people like this will drive any conscientious person away - whether they work with them directly or not. having a bratty “golden child” in engineering will ruin your company’s appeal to marketing, ops, etc

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the original post is not wrong though - having someone on your team like this can speed your product to market. as long as you and your investors are willing to accept the risk of trusting the stability, usability, extensibility, and scale of your application to one fickle person

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mike susz

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yes they are responsible for a lot of the code because they wrote it without input or exposition or documentation or review. of course they’re the only one who can fix it because sometimes it’s a tangled mess that they created and only they can understand.

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mike susz

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in all seriousness i’ve worked with “10x” people like this, exactly as described. yes they produce a lot of code. yes they fix the bugs we discover in production. yes they caused the bugs in the first place by being “above” peer code reviews and working in a vacuum.

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mike susz

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i’m glad i learned this week how to spot a “10x engineer” now i know what to look for when hiring to make sure i never have a person like this on my team

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mike susz

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remember as you code today, often zero is not null. zero means something. don't default to zero if you mean 'nothing'

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mike susz

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that thing where you get a LinkedIn connection request from a great co-worker out of the blue

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turns out i should have taken the day off. my cognitition was lacking, i left at lunchtime to go home and take a nap.

take care of yourself, people.

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mike susz

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can i go back to work tomorrow please

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mike susz

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the precip rate at its peak

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between 2:44 and 3:24 today, we received 1.7 inches of rain in Rindge. #NHwx

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mike susz

@mikesusz

I’m going to make a video game
for my kids called “Don’t Wake up Mom” in this game you have to get dressed, get yourself a snack, without screaming or
fighting with your brother. If you Wake up Mom, you lose, the game quits, the computer shuts down, the computer is sold on eBay

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mike susz

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remember flash mobs ?

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happy birthday America

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Foster kitten free-range time

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mike susz

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kids who were born on the day I signed up for twitter are eleven now and they already know I am boring

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mike susz

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I love watching This Old House and I really respect these craftsmen doing their best work, but randomly shouting “Ow! My Finger!” never gets old.

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i explained to my son what Abbey Road was and he did this with his Lego

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one of my favorite songs, this performance is intense and hypnotic. amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXjiEAc7wdI

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poorly targeted advertisement

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