mike susz
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srsly i guess i’m sleeping in a recliner tonight.
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the siamese is glad we’re home
too
too
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welp now they’re conspiring.
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my kitten is glad to be home.
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4 day trip to visit family contains two whole days of traveling. forgive me if i’m exhausted and we don’t visit too often.
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do you think the contrast is okay?
what contrast?
what contrast?
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oh good, it’s not like you can just find these things laying around
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hey, be kind. it’s not the shortest day of the year, it’s the smallest stature day of the year.
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Hey Siri, does poetry have to rhyme?
...
* smoke appears above datacenter *
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* smoke appears above datacenter *
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if ocean currents swirl around like a clothes dryer, we could probably gather up all the plastic bits by throwing a couple fitted sheets out there
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hooray, i finally screwed this job up completely
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old apple tv + HDMI monitor = treadmill tv
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photobomb? totes casual.
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ten years ago, we had just gotten our power back after 4-1/2 days.
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@ericfisher update: the leaves are back.
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Remember, a journey of a thousand miles starts with waking up.
And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
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Domo is now employed to keep my cables from slipping through my desk when disconnected
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update: three years later i have nearly 1200 hours into fallout 4.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21
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i never found this person. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/542342120859000832?s=21
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in a box in the basement i found the last remnants of my Swatch collection from the late 80s.
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shout out to anyone that remembers Kai's Power Tools
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i have no idea where this came from. time to have a ‘talk’ with the boys.
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do you ever think about how when you're opening a beverage can you are literally tearing metal apart?
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I’m so tired and it’s only Wednesday.
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i literally just got up.
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The best part of iCloud syncing your bookmarks is never being able to bookmark anything, even locally, because this message constantly
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Today’s tweets will be brought to you by the letters:
I B U P R O F E N
I B U P R O F E N
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dev types wanting to learn new stuff, lots of udemy courses are ten dollars american today https://www.udemy.com
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it’s gonna be an “i forgot my airpods” kinda day
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@mikesuszek Oh no I said ‘viking’ now you have to block me. I meant the guys with the boats.
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Anyone who does programming and complains about time zones should also investigate units (temperature, distance, etc.) if you’re not struggling with units, you’re probably converting them wrong.
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it’s like they know i have to get
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.
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was going to play fallout76 for a bit tonight but a 15gb update will take 2.5hrs to download 😂 not going to complain about updates and bug fixes though. tomorrow night, it is!
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also, this was a joke. but i really didn't know about this holiday and i don't quite understand why men would need a holiday.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I guess it's "International Men's Day" but I had no idea; I don't celebrate it because I've lived in the same country all my life.
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Fun #Fallout76 moment: I get to Grafton and the Grafton Monster spawns and I’m level 12 so I prepare to die, suddenly I hear a minigun next to me, a level 51 player in power armor shows up and (greatly) helps me ruin the Monster. 5 stars
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best Stephen King book?
my brain:
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
“The Stand.”
my brain:
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
don’t say IT
“The Stand.”
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Ranger with snowhawk
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Shoutout to all the parents who are mad at their School Board Superintendent right now
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First snowplow of the season!
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hey, you wanna see something grate?
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voted x3
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no really i bet daylight savings is great but ….
… in bed before 10
… in bed before 10
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Something on or near my desk just spoke the words “charge me” and I want to throw everything in this room out into the pouring rain
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I played Fallout 76 on PC for a couple hours last night and it was fun. Not too many bugs or glitches, didn’t really get to PVP (don’t really care to, though people tried to engage with me before I was even level 5). Looking forward to the new lore and quests.
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I forgot to update my avatar to a photo of my kids in their halloween costumes. The Facebook Police will be here any minute.
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this was some of my best work
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/660299558572924928?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/660299558572924928?s=21
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so much for pre-loading… the @bethesda launcher decided to download #Fallout76 again when i tried to play it. 48gb on my DSL says it will take 13 more hours at current download speed.