mike susz
@mikesusz
look at all the Yankees fans.
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mike susz
@mikesusz
me: i feel crappy and tired when i travel
also me: i drove all day, drank lots of coffee, ate bad food, forgot to take my meds and vitamins, went to sleep late in a strange bed, woke up to random unfamiliar noises
also me: i drove all day, drank lots of coffee, ate bad food, forgot to take my meds and vitamins, went to sleep late in a strange bed, woke up to random unfamiliar noises
mike susz
@mikesusz
mike susz
@mikesusz
picked up a magicforce68 from @massdrop to try this layout, augmented the color scheme with some leftover/grab-bag Pulse caps (all the green)
mike susz
@mikesusz
my, how things have changed. (i had a Blackberry 9 years ago)
mike susz
@mikesusz
I used to be a full stack developer but now it’s more of a disheveled pile
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mike susz
@mikesusz
I get notifications from so many things now i feel like we’re living in the future
mike susz
@mikesusz
i’m a popular guy tonight.
mike susz
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cat tree at cat-pacity.
mike susz
@mikesusz
what ever happened to your “permanent record?” https://twitter.com/ChesterLudlow/status/1045359843786346501
mike susz
@mikesusz
PUT THE BRAKES ON
mike susz
@mikesusz
traffic is so bad Waze is showing me ads for liquor
mike susz
@mikesusz
headed into the city tomorrow for DevOpsDays Boston. if you’re going, say hi! i promise i’ll only look terrified to meet new people for a brief moment.
mike susz
@mikesusz
seriously they just walk all over me.
mike susz
@mikesusz
okay time for foster kittens.
mike susz
@mikesusz
hey siri, how fast does the earth spin
mike susz
@mikesusz
toast with hummus is a perfectly acceptable breakfast.
don’t @ me
don’t @ me
mike susz
@mikesusz
Dear Customer: You Need New Glasses.
(if you’re going to disclose that your site was hacked, best to do it in 9pt font)
(if you’re going to disclose that your site was hacked, best to do it in 9pt font)
mike susz
@mikesusz
idea: a Walking Dead themed cafe/bakery called: BREAD INSIDE
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@mikesusz
tuesday.
mike susz
@mikesusz
does anyone else’s apple watch reboot at the same time every day? mine does it between 8:00-8:15pm eastern. every
day.
day.
mike susz
@mikesusz
this begin-to-reply-and-then-delete extends to things where someone tweets something in apparent frustration and i type a reply trying to help then i wonder if they were actually just venting and i don’t want to mansplain so i delete my draft reply
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s slowed considerably, but we got over 4.3” of rain in Rindge. #NHwx
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you follow awesome people on twitter who tweet funny things that make you laugh, and you want to make them laugh too so you type out a reply that riffs on their joke, but then you don’t want to look like a jerk trying to 1-up them so you delete your reply.
mike susz
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and now there’s 3.5” in Rindge #NHwx
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@mikesusz
2.5” of rain already in Rindge. #NHwx
mike susz
@mikesusz
the modal video ad autoplayed, covering the preroll video ad, and when over, the in-page content video never loaded.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i’ve spent the last 36 hours with @taylorswift13’s “I can’t live without you, baby” line, from @TheTimMcGraw’s “Highway Don’t Care” stuck in my head. and now, you can too! https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/highway-dont-care-feat-taylor-swift-keith-urban/591951269?i=591951474&mt=1&app=music&at=10lrAF
mike susz
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wow i had no idea my followers identified with a lactose-challenged lifestyle.
mike susz
@mikesusz
idea: let’s just call lactose-free products “lacktose”
mike susz
@mikesusz
you know, it’s a RUG with HOLES IN IT
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s gonna be 50F(10C) as i drive to work tomorrow morning and i might have the windows open, cackling all the way.
mike susz
@mikesusz
saddest thing about twitter is when a dude with 17 followers gets to espouse his crappy opinion at a highly functional, exceptional & well-regarded person (almost always a woman) & they’re forced to address him or appear elitist or exclusionary if they ignore his baseless attack.
mike susz
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my kids really love the lyrics display in the music app on the firetv, and anyway, Amazon taught my kids to swear.
mike susz
@mikesusz
making muffins. this is whisky business.
mike susz
@mikesusz
disconcerting trend with mapping apps and websites: obscuring or just flat-out hiding the address of the thing you looked for (so you can’t write it down/put it into another app)
mike susz
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related:
mike susz
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new introductory slide for any conference talk i give:
“exactly how old and miserly am i? i have a small container of PC screws in my toolbox that are probably older than most of this audience.”
“exactly how old and miserly am i? i have a small container of PC screws in my toolbox that are probably older than most of this audience.”
mike susz
@mikesusz
well, internet, you did it. you angered the Pumpkin Spice gods. don’t you know they signal the end of summer? and now summer will never end.
mike susz
@mikesusz
tonight we watched Back to the Future 2 (my favorite) with my parents and my kids, and everyone’s brains were thoroughly asploded
mike susz
@mikesusz
it was a very good sandwich.
mike susz
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yes.
mike susz
@mikesusz
🤔 will the next iOS beta fix the problem of constant alerts saying that there is a new iOS beta when Software Update has no new iOS beta?
mike susz
@mikesusz
do you think the Dollar General worked his way up from a Penny Officer?
mike susz
@mikesusz
really needed new kicks (do we still call them kicks?) and i’m afraid these might be too cool for me. maybe @mikesuszek can give me a ruling.
mike susz
@mikesusz
there aren’t any wheels — it’s from the Tony Hawk ‘Ride’ Wii game. if i wanted wheels i’d bring this one up from the basement (and probably hurt myself)
mike susz
@mikesusz
figured out a way to keep myself from standing flat-footed while using my standing desk.
mike susz
@mikesusz
mike susz
@mikesusz
this might be the first year since i dug out our drainage channel that i’ve seen it full & flowing outside of spring thaw.
