mike susz
@mikesusz
i apologize in advance to all my new followers. my takes are not very hot. i’m not even sure if they count as ‘takes’ really. maybe just ramblings.
hi.
hi.
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@waxpancake i’m sorry about all the notifications Andy. seems like a lot of other conspiracy theorists out there. ;)
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looking through twitter lists, i realize my bio should be more interesting. although i’m not sure how to do that without lying.
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TFW you remember that there’s lactose-free cottage cheese in the fridge!
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can the new waterproof apple watch get a Kayak type workout? so i can stop doing these weird “arm runs on water”
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Current weather: torrential, with a chance of biblical
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every time Slack goes down, an Angel gets his wings
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@tbranyen @SaraJChipps like most things computery, you’ll find many, many opinions on the internet. find what you like and go with it :)
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i first read this as ‘ruin’
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"oh, i'm an introvert, hahaha"
yeah i literally debated with myself for three days whether to attend a meetup or not. the topic interests me, i've been to the venue before, i know exactly how to get there, it costs nothing.
three days debating.
yeah i literally debated with myself for three days whether to attend a meetup or not. the topic interests me, i've been to the venue before, i know exactly how to get there, it costs nothing.
three days debating.
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it’s an “i forgot my airpods” day.
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here's a fun challenge: swipe through your phone, find an icon for an app you don't even recognize, and delete it immediately!
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happy monday y'all https://sqd.co/_/monday.gif
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so i’ve been listening to @THWofD for two seasons and really enjoy @rhettmiller’s theme song. then i was shuffling my @CMJ compilations and guess what? @old97s! :)
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Google should filter out all search results starting with ‘Actually’
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no, you really probably don’t want to do that.
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if i got a cookie every time i crashed dev tools https://sqd.co/_/cookie.gif
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not bad.
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precious memories
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this is the kind of over-reaching that GDPR was (in part) designed to prevent: MapMyRun doesn’t need all my contacts in order to share a workout to facebook, but it wants them, and it checks this box by default.
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i think my siamese is broken
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this still needs to be a thing.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/610222783239462912?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/610222783239462912?s=21
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Only 70s kids will remember this! https://sqd.co/_/any-key.jpg
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this grill experiment was most excellent. par-cooked potatoes finished on the grill, and a big pan of onions/peppers/mushrooms.
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his knees are weak
his back is sweaty
an hour forty drive home
reheat cold spaghetti
his back is sweaty
an hour forty drive home
reheat cold spaghetti
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i find my mood throughout the day correlates with whether i launch Excel or VS Code first.
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1 DHCP Server: Good!
2 DHCP Servers: Very Bad.
2 DHCP Servers: Very Bad.
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watching Bethesda’s E3. http://sqd.co/_/pop-corn.gif
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this is knot very fun!™️
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idea: a dating app to bring together single people in utah who like cheese. i call it: “Provo-lone”
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watching today’s Apple WWDC Keynote astounded me. when i started making websites (25 years ago) so few people had access to what seems today to be such basic content. the power then was adding _context_ in linking. today the power is _augmenting_ your perception. amazing.
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do i have to subscribe for $2.99/mo to get Dark Mode in macOS? #WWDC2018
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mint coffee is the new avocado toast
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my timeline today is an interesting mix of people who either: a.) believe the sky is falling, or b.) believe this is the singularity that we were all waiting for
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it’s gonna get WILD here.
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today’s grill/roasting experiment: potatoes, onions, and cauliflower
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dear retailer who fulfills via Amazon: this is a wall of creepy lying text. don’t do this.
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showered, shaved, in bed by 10 on a Saturday. it gets pretty WILD in your 40s.
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couch.
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wow i wasn’t sure how many emails you were al getting, as i had only gotten a few. but that changed. i guess companies are sending them in order of last name, alphabetically.
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this neighborhood is getting inundated by honkies
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do you remember when making websites was easy?
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🛋 🤴 💤
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i should just set my browser homepage to the lodash docs
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you’re holding the dark theme hostage for $1.99/mo. i can visualize seven different ways to solve the problem your app does.
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the whole family got (our first) EX raid passes! all this raiding has paid off :) thanks @PokemonGoApp #PokemonGo
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do you have a grill? you might want to do this.
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mike susz
@mikesusz
i’m in a better place now, and if you are in a dark place i want you to know that it can get better for you too. ask for help if you need it. there are so many people who will be there. reach out. it’s not weakness; it’s seeking someone to help unleash your strength.