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still true today.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/815926414323150848?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/815926414323150848?s=21
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where does a Sith buy their robes?
at the Darth Mall
wait, where are you going — i have more jokes
at the Darth Mall
wait, where are you going — i have more jokes
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also time to start saying “first time doing _______ since last year!” or “ i haven’t done _______ since last year”
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time to start doing goofy things and claim it’s part of a resolution
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watching some new year’s eve program and jenny mccarthy is on it. i feel sick.
i wish there was some immunization that would have prevented this.
i wish there was some immunization that would have prevented this.
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happy leftover-from-july-4th fireworks day!
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my gift to myself at the end of 2018: deleting 700+ items from my Pocket list. Happy New Year.
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lactose-challenged friends (@jlengstorf @ashleymcnamara ? et al) find this stuff, it’s amazing. https://greenvalleylactosefree.com/
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ah, yes. Maslow’s Four Quadrants of human need.
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2018 was pretty challenging for me but i’m a middle-aged white guy so who cares?
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every time my kids get frustrated that they’re not good at something, i remind them that they’re able to pee on parts of the toilet i didn’t even think it was possible to pee on. keep trying!
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c’mon i have to go to bed
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srsly i guess i’m sleeping in a recliner tonight.
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the siamese is glad we’re home
too
too
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welp now they’re conspiring.
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my kitten is glad to be home.
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4 day trip to visit family contains two whole days of traveling. forgive me if i’m exhausted and we don’t visit too often.
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do you think the contrast is okay?
what contrast?
what contrast?
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oh good, it’s not like you can just find these things laying around
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hey, be kind. it’s not the shortest day of the year, it’s the smallest stature day of the year.
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Hey Siri, does poetry have to rhyme?
...
* smoke appears above datacenter *
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* smoke appears above datacenter *
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if ocean currents swirl around like a clothes dryer, we could probably gather up all the plastic bits by throwing a couple fitted sheets out there
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hooray, i finally screwed this job up completely
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old apple tv + HDMI monitor = treadmill tv
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photobomb? totes casual.
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ten years ago, we had just gotten our power back after 4-1/2 days.
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@ericfisher update: the leaves are back.
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Remember, a journey of a thousand miles starts with waking up.
And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
And When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next you. When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be
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Domo is now employed to keep my cables from slipping through my desk when disconnected
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update: three years later i have nearly 1200 hours into fallout 4.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/940014950130515968?s=21
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i never found this person. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/542342120859000832?s=21
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in a box in the basement i found the last remnants of my Swatch collection from the late 80s.
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shout out to anyone that remembers Kai's Power Tools
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i have no idea where this came from. time to have a ‘talk’ with the boys.
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do you ever think about how when you're opening a beverage can you are literally tearing metal apart?
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I’m so tired and it’s only Wednesday.
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i literally just got up.
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The best part of iCloud syncing your bookmarks is never being able to bookmark anything, even locally, because this message constantly
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Today’s tweets will be brought to you by the letters:
I B U P R O F E N
I B U P R O F E N
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dev types wanting to learn new stuff, lots of udemy courses are ten dollars american today https://www.udemy.com
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it’s gonna be an “i forgot my airpods” kinda day
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@mikesuszek Oh no I said ‘viking’ now you have to block me. I meant the guys with the boats.
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Anyone who does programming and complains about time zones should also investigate units (temperature, distance, etc.) if you’re not struggling with units, you’re probably converting them wrong.
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it’s like they know i have to get
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.
up and do a deploy in 10 minutes.
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was going to play fallout76 for a bit tonight but a 15gb update will take 2.5hrs to download 😂 not going to complain about updates and bug fixes though. tomorrow night, it is!
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also, this was a joke. but i really didn't know about this holiday and i don't quite understand why men would need a holiday.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I guess it's "International Men's Day" but I had no idea; I don't celebrate it because I've lived in the same country all my life.