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new buddy system will take some getting used to. keep panicking that there is an extremely rare pokƩmon to catch nearby. #PokemonGOBuddy

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mike susz

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i'm watching the hourly forecast precipitation totals, i hope my school district doesn't delay start; the kids will get to school fine with an inch of snow, we can deal with the accumulation while they're there, and they'll get home safely afterwards.

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mike susz

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today i moved 16 boxes of flooring up 2 flights, moved a commercial freezer out of my basement into the garage, then assembled a shelving unit and loaded it up. can i stop weekending now? oh wait ā€” beer.

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while this does sound like a funny tweet it is in fact very true and it applies to nearly every person i ever dated, lived with, worked with, or been friends with (and then suddenly ghosted).

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mike susz

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i just had the realization that anyone who knew me in the past and hasn't heard from me, might be searching to figure out where i went/what happened to me, so i'll summarize:

yes, i eventually realized that terrible thing i did to you, and yes, i beat myself up for it every day.

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since i upgraded from an iphone 7 to an 11 i can finally make an animoji this is the best i could do but it doesnā€™t quite capture my existential despair

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mike susz

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amazon informed me about an offer for 'cat subscription boxes' lol every amazon order we get includes a cat toy unless it's in an envelope

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(facebook marketplace is where amazon recommendations were 5 years ago) i bought a refrigerator from somebody on facebook and now i need more refrigerators GOTTA HAVE ALL THE REFRIGERATORS GIMME GIMME THE FRIDGES

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so... this class-action settlement for Zappos letting themselves get hacked and revealing my personal and financial information is -- i'm allowed to give them more money?

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mike susz

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so Apple's Mail App just started auto-playing a video embedded in an email message so BRB i'm throwing my computer into a river and throwing the river into the sun

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mike susz

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also also that great feeling when you think you need to delete your tweets because your employer might read them and use it against you.

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mike susz

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also yeah iā€™m sorry - general insecurity hasnā€™t been part of my ā€œbrandā€ before, but i just had a meeting where i decided iā€™m a flawed human being in need of some communication outlet to relate to my fellow humans and the ā€œunfollowā€ button is available from my profile if needed

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mike susz

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and the worse part is there are probably 20 reasons and i canā€™t only think of 10 thatā€™s why iā€™m incompetent. anyway. thanks for letting me rant.

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mike susz

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maybe i need to start recording a podcast every night called ā€œiā€™m thinking of 10 reasons i can be fired tomorrowā€ it will be a great companion for my other podcasts ā€œwhy i canā€™t sleep at nightā€ and ā€œiā€™m a huge fraudā€ sorry just thinking out loud here

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mike susz

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reminder that when donating to food pantries they can use tote bags like the ones we get from conferences and probably have a pile of in a closet somewhere

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mike susz

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the ā€˜AIā€™ we have: facebook shows me ads based upon stuff i search for already

the AI we want: iā€™m in my 40s so my smart watch should see me reaching for a box of triscuits after 9pm and deliver an electric shock to prevent me from ingesting that much sodium and ruining my sleep

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mike susz

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update: i took the bathroom scale downstairs and these two pieces of equipment total over 116lbs. probably more valuable as scrap metal than electronics recycling

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this is a Compaq ML350 G1 w/SCSI backplane. if you bought coffee at a popular coffee restaurant in the early 2000s, your transaction may have gone through this computer (disks were wiped when i purchased it)

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mike susz

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we've been disgusted by the full-screen billboard ads on our @DIRECTV pause screens, and their recent aggressive sales calls. trying out hulu but we can't seem to control bandwidth on our DSL connection, live streams just die randomly.

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mike susz

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anyone else every accidentally unsubscribed from an email when they were trying to load the images in it? this is a pretty dangerous pattern, @AppleSupport

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