mike susz
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cramp in my side rolling over to find the phone charger cord. happy holidays!
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that thing where all of your household projects are a slide puzzle, and there may or may not be a blank space
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šµYouāre gonna die!!!šµšø
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new buddy system will take some getting used to. keep panicking that there is an extremely rare pokƩmon to catch nearby. #PokemonGOBuddy
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i'm watching the hourly forecast precipitation totals, i hope my school district doesn't delay start; the kids will get to school fine with an inch of snow, we can deal with the accumulation while they're there, and they'll get home safely afterwards.
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today i moved 16 boxes of flooring up 2 flights, moved a commercial freezer out of my basement into the garage, then assembled a shelving unit and loaded it up. can i stop weekending now? oh wait ā beer.
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totally normal cat stuffs
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watching yootoob wit chonky birbs gits a snacc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XOpDIGgePCM
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while this does sound like a funny tweet it is in fact very true and it applies to nearly every person i ever dated, lived with, worked with, or been friends with (and then suddenly ghosted).
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i just had the realization that anyone who knew me in the past and hasn't heard from me, might be searching to figure out where i went/what happened to me, so i'll summarize:
yes, i eventually realized that terrible thing i did to you, and yes, i beat myself up for it every day.
yes, i eventually realized that terrible thing i did to you, and yes, i beat myself up for it every day.
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since i upgraded from an iphone 7 to an 11 i can finally make an animoji this is the best i could do but it doesnāt quite capture my existential despair
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maybe the root-cause of boomer anger is that we co-opted ugly sweaters as a jokey competition
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this is quite possibly my favorite photo i ever took of my Ford Ranger. https://i.imgur.com/SCZa6lA.jpg #NHwx
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48 hours #NHwx
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dear Apple Watch activity reminders: get wrecked
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this was when i went out around noon. we've had a few more inches since then, here in Rindge #NHwx
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got the tree home before the snow
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who was the really tall dude in Episode VII? iām confused.
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hello again, friend.
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amazon informed me about an offer for 'cat subscription boxes' lol every amazon order we get includes a cat toy unless it's in an envelope
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oh boy.
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i forgot to buy anything yesterday except putting gas in my car
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(facebook marketplace is where amazon recommendations were 5 years ago) i bought a refrigerator from somebody on facebook and now i need more refrigerators GOTTA HAVE ALL THE REFRIGERATORS GIMME GIMME THE FRIDGES
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oh wow, Google will help me calculate area from feet and inches, into ... square meters
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best Cliff today, used up all my
luck #PokemonGo
luck #PokemonGo
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today in the office i'll be roleplaying the dreaded pirate "YogurtBeard" apparently
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so... this class-action settlement for Zappos letting themselves get hacked and revealing my personal and financial information is -- i'm allowed to give them more money?
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so Apple's Mail App just started auto-playing a video embedded in an email message so BRB i'm throwing my computer into a river and throwing the river into the sun
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also also that great feeling when you think you need to delete your tweets because your employer might read them and use it against you.
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also yeah iām sorry - general insecurity hasnāt been part of my ābrandā before, but i just had a meeting where i decided iām a flawed human being in need of some communication outlet to relate to my fellow humans and the āunfollowā button is available from my profile if needed
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and the worse part is there are probably 20 reasons and i canāt only think of 10 thatās why iām incompetent. anyway. thanks for letting me rant.
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maybe i need to start recording a podcast every night called āiām thinking of 10 reasons i can be fired tomorrowā it will be a great companion for my other podcasts āwhy i canāt sleep at nightā and āiām a huge fraudā sorry just thinking out loud here
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reminder that when donating to food pantries they can use tote bags like the ones we get from conferences and probably have a pile of in a closet somewhere
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the āAIā we have: facebook shows me ads based upon stuff i search for already
the AI we want: iām in my 40s so my smart watch should see me reaching for a box of triscuits after 9pm and deliver an electric shock to prevent me from ingesting that much sodium and ruining my sleep
the AI we want: iām in my 40s so my smart watch should see me reaching for a box of triscuits after 9pm and deliver an electric shock to prevent me from ingesting that much sodium and ruining my sleep
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update: i took the bathroom scale downstairs and these two pieces of equipment total over 116lbs. probably more valuable as scrap metal than electronics recycling
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also, a life pro-tip: recycle your old computers while you're still able to lift them š¤£
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this is a Compaq ML350 G1 w/SCSI backplane. if you bought coffee at a popular coffee restaurant in the early 2000s, your transaction may have gone through this computer (disks were wiped when i purchased it)
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tears in rain. time to recycle.
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update: i was joking, but either way my computer made sure i knew.
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hey all i recorded the game and plan on watching tomorrow, no spoilers okay?
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šµ Do you really... think itās... cooked through? Do you really think itās cooked through? šµ
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itās fun to sing, however.
šµ Dinner in a crockpot, I know, I know, itās really serious šµ
šµ Dinner in a crockpot, I know, I know, itās really serious šµ
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āDinner in a crockpotā sounds like an aging Morrissey is losing his edge.
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Bad SEO
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this is the best i have ever folded a fitted sheet. i am 46 years old.
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we've been disgusted by the full-screen billboard ads on our @DIRECTV pause screens, and their recent aggressive sales calls. trying out hulu but we can't seem to control bandwidth on our DSL connection, live streams just die randomly.
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anyone else every accidentally unsubscribed from an email when they were trying to load the images in it? this is a pretty dangerous pattern, @AppleSupport
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āSelect Allā && āDeleteā CC: @hotdogsladies
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hashtag bestlife?
