@mikesusz social feed. A searchable archive of 15,381 posts across 3 platforms.
I propose we change the rules for “the Game of LIFE” when you reach “STOP Get Married” you can choose to Stay Single
This replaces all the “Baby” spaces with “Pet” spaces.
Jun 2, 2019, 2:28 PM UTC view on Twitter
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“so many people are sneaking into Mar a Lago they should BUILD A WALL!” - @cstax
May 29, 2019, 1:48 AM UTC view on Twitter
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how am i so tired and it's only tuesday?
May 29, 2019, 12:07 AM UTC view on Twitter
it's too late to send a card now
May 28, 2019, 9:27 PM UTC view on Twitter
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May 28, 2019, 6:22 PM UTC view on Twitter
apparently after posting my stats yesterday, today me said “hold my beer”
May 26, 2019, 11:53 PM UTC view on Twitter
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May 25, 2019, 10:43 PM UTC view on Twitter
my wife brought home a few excellent beers from her trip to Seattle, looks like y'all have embraced New England Style IPAs :D
May 25, 2019, 1:47 AM UTC view on Twitter
Seattle area friends: just up in Everett, the Flying Heritage Museum.
https://flyingheritage.org May 24, 2019, 2:08 AM UTC view on Twitter
@DanielBrian update - i did get some. they’re great! these
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0015WJQ7A/ May 23, 2019, 3:12 PM UTC view on Twitter
It's okay to ask for help. You can't possibly teach yourself everything. #DevDiscuss
May 22, 2019, 1:39 AM UTC view on Twitter
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my sleep app told me i could fix my tiredness problem by sleeping for 13 and a half hours tonight so
May 21, 2019, 2:36 PM UTC view on Twitter
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May 15, 2019, 3:38 AM UTC view on Twitter
every time my kids touch a computer they act like a youtuber
May 14, 2019, 10:58 PM UTC view on Twitter
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May 13, 2019, 10:47 PM UTC view on Twitter
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Hey @tacobell you thinking what I’m thinking? Baseball players love Gorditas.
May 9, 2019, 11:10 PM UTC view on Twitter
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kinda sad, Jetblue's website doesn't work if i block
http://demdex.net (Adobe Experience Cloud) seriously why would you refuse to take my money if you can't track me online
May 3, 2019, 2:02 AM UTC view on Twitter
so, anyone i know work in Chase’s social media team? how’s that going for you today?
May 1, 2019, 1:48 AM UTC view on Twitter
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⛺️ ⛺️
Apr 29, 2019, 11:24 PM UTC view on Twitter
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idea: design a tissue box that looks like a football, so i can throw it at my kids.
Apr 28, 2019, 12:27 AM UTC view on Twitter
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Apr 27, 2019, 10:43 PM UTC view on Twitter
always worried that the staff at the Post Office is secretly judging my packaging and labeling, and talks about me to their co-workers later.
Apr 25, 2019, 2:49 PM UTC view on Twitter
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Apr 19, 2019, 11:46 AM UTC view on Twitter
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nobody tested the Software Agreement in Dark Mode.
Apr 18, 2019, 10:07 PM UTC view on Twitter
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Apr 17, 2019, 11:53 AM UTC view on Twitter
i mean, 5/8 is after 4/15 but
Apr 16, 2019, 1:49 AM UTC view on Twitter
my favorite Game of Thrones character is Digdug Turducken
Apr 15, 2019, 2:56 AM UTC view on Twitter
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in which @DanielBrian was perhaps the first person in twitter history to reply to both @mikesuszek and @mikesusz
https://twitter.com/danielbrian/status/852010370847752192?s=21 Apr 11, 2019, 10:54 PM UTC view on Twitter
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Apr 9, 2019, 10:50 PM UTC view on Twitter
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in the realm of single-use websites, we need a "is it okay to go to this conference or not"
Apr 8, 2019, 3:22 PM UTC view on Twitter
Why do Mario and Luigi hang around with Toad? Because he’s such a fungi
Apr 6, 2019, 9:09 PM UTC view on Twitter
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“i love you, i’m tired, i need to go to sleep.” — what i just said to my wife, but it would make a good epitaph also.
Apr 3, 2019, 2:56 AM UTC view on Twitter
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Apr 3, 2019, 1:55 AM UTC view on Twitter
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day 1 (for me) of PAX East for me: i’m tired. so tired.
Mar 31, 2019, 12:38 AM UTC view on Twitter
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plenty of power at PAX thanks to this Anker battery and Male Pockets Privilege (MPP)
Mar 30, 2019, 4:25 PM UTC view on Twitter
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how many times do i have to pick up and ignore the person calling from Ooma before they stop calling me?
Mar 28, 2019, 2:49 PM UTC view on Twitter
Mar 28, 2019, 12:16 AM UTC view on Twitter
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now is time for clapping?
Mar 25, 2019, 6:08 PM UTC view on Twitter
this is the content, people.
Mar 21, 2019, 6:10 PM UTC view on Twitter
the best time to tell me about problems with the code that just got pushed to QA, is sometime before the code got pushed to QA.
Mar 21, 2019, 6:08 PM UTC view on Twitter
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today they replaced the little smelly things inside the urinals with new ones that are purple, and the office is abuzz
Mar 21, 2019, 5:31 PM UTC view on Twitter
i think the activities of today, both online, and in offices and schools everywhere, have proven one very clear thing to us: we need more arbitrary reasons to eat pie.
Mar 14, 2019, 10:28 PM UTC view on Twitter
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@kvlly (i also wouldn’t use the word ‘dumb’ when talking to other people except you said what i would say to myself and sometimes i’m not very nice to myself)
Mar 14, 2019, 10:24 PM UTC view on Twitter
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Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM UTC view on Twitter
Mar 14, 2019, 12:05 PM UTC view on Twitter
i love how the preview of every email i get is a tiny apology about how email sucks and graphics make email insecure and you sent me a giant picture of text and here's a link to view it online where my privacy can be violated by even more trackers
Mar 12, 2019, 4:01 PM UTC view on Twitter
not quite 30, but this was what my website (er, 'homepage') looked like 23 years ago.
http://mikesusz.com/sitemuseum/1996/ (bonus: it's responsive!)
Mar 12, 2019, 3:07 PM UTC view on Twitter
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heavy wet snow. driveway shoveling and digging out snow forts.
Mar 11, 2019, 1:19 AM UTC view on Twitter
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my internet was out most of the day, and their tech support line was broken (enter phone number/it hangs up on you) their web contact form was broken also.
Mar 6, 2019, 9:04 PM UTC view on Twitter
wow that was quick, Directv went from a bouncing logo screensaver, to pretty scenery photos screensaver, to pretty photos and ADS.
Mar 5, 2019, 3:13 AM UTC view on Twitter
