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now is time for clapping?
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this is the content, people.
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the best time to tell me about problems with the code that just got pushed to QA, is sometime before the code got pushed to QA.
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today they replaced the little smelly things inside the urinals with new ones that are purple, and the office is abuzz
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i think the activities of today, both online, and in offices and schools everywhere, have proven one very clear thing to us: we need more arbitrary reasons to eat pie.
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@kvlly (i also wouldn’t use the word ‘dumb’ when talking to other people except you said what i would say to myself and sometimes i’m not very nice to myself)
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☑️ Eat a whole pie
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i love how the preview of every email i get is a tiny apology about how email sucks and graphics make email insecure and you sent me a giant picture of text and here's a link to view it online where my privacy can be violated by even more trackers
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not quite 30, but this was what my website (er, 'homepage') looked like 23 years ago.
http://mikesusz.com/sitemuseum/1996/
(bonus: it's responsive!)
http://mikesusz.com/sitemuseum/1996/
(bonus: it's responsive!)
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heavy wet snow. driveway shoveling and digging out snow forts.
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my internet was out most of the day, and their tech support line was broken (enter phone number/it hangs up on you) their web contact form was broken also.
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wow that was quick, Directv went from a bouncing logo screensaver, to pretty scenery photos screensaver, to pretty photos and ADS.
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this is fine until i need more
coffee.
coffee.
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what subject do witches teach in school?
spelling.
spelling.
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once my computer crashed while i was DJing at a dance club.
Kernel Panic at the Disco
Kernel Panic at the Disco
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what really happened to the dinosaurs
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got smeargle! #PokemonGO
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50mph gust in Rindge. #NHwx
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max gust 45.6mph recorded so far on my weather station #NHwx
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the kids wanted plain bagels and i wanted everything bagels.
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aww it was Washington’s Birthday, I forgot to send a gift
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we get pets and take care of them because they bring us joy. if they get sick, we get them help. we keep finding them help as long as there is hope. and when there is no longer any hope, we give them relief.
today we said goodbye to Falcon. even at 14 years, it was too soon.
today we said goodbye to Falcon. even at 14 years, it was too soon.
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when others experience what i just went through, i give them what i hope is helpful advice. i need to take that myself, now.
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science is awesome
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why do i keep asking rhetorical questions?
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went out to shovel again in the afternoon. this is the first day since getting my Apple watch that i’ve crushed these stats.
also i’m tired and sore.
also i’m tired and sore.
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Pokémon Go friends: check your Adventure Sync checkbox in Settings. after the latest update, mine was unchecked.
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clearing the driveway. i broke a shovel today.
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so many things in the gaming world (playing online multiplayer, watching twitch/mixer, etc.) assume you: a.) have your sound on, b.) are listening to it. i play most games, and watch streamers on mute.
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judging by how many life insurance offers i get in the mail, apparently mid-40s is when men discover their mortality or something
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if my airpods could just always default to connect to the device that is TURNED ON that would be cool.
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been freezing rain all day here ~1300’ #nhwx
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you go to dev with the sprint plan you have, not the sprint plan you want.
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i'm back in the office today for the first time in a week and a half. i did not miss commuting.
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i love watching things on DVR delay because y’all let me know exactly what to be disappointed about
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oh look, time for a pithy blog post
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🎶There’s a hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza…🎶
Then fix the bucket already Henry, can’t you do anything for yourself? Seriously. Liza would have had water an hour ago.
Why did we even put you in charge of water?
Then fix the bucket already Henry, can’t you do anything for yourself? Seriously. Liza would have had water an hour ago.
Why did we even put you in charge of water?
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three days ago at my weather station it was -7.2°F, right now it's 51°F https://www.wunderground.com/personal-weather-station/dashboard?ID=KNHRINDG5
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👏did👏you👏update👏the👏story👏in👏Jira?👏
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me? i'm okay. definitely not openly weeping in the office. this is beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msgimk3mV6g
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Apple Watch question: does snow removal count as an “High-Intensity Interval Training” or “Cross Training”
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not to make light of dangerous weather, but remember as you buy emergency provisions, that you will need mixers and limes too.
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sadly i never did this when i left that job.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/685506648723427328?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/685506648723427328?s=21
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@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies @5by5 and if you want to take the red pill, there's https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards who have a good wiki https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/wiki/wiki_navigation
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Hey Siri, remind me every four weeks that I own an Apple Pencil.
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@notasausage hah, also, happy birthday, sir. :)
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can’t talk right now
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the revolution will not work in any scenario https://twitter.com/suntzufuntzu/status/1080846301770715136