mike susz
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3 facts:
1. boring white guy
2. middle aged
3. nobody cares
1. boring white guy
2. middle aged
3. nobody cares
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Showman Syndrome: you hear any song from The Greatest Showman at any time, and it will be stuck in your head for at least a week following.
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still happens, not as often. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/1006669783113269249
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@jensimmons also i just realized this tweet was the weirdest old-web-dev flex
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i wasn't looking and tried to eat yogurt with the spoon backwards. how's your tuesday going?
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tonight i hopped into #fallout76 quickly and saw a whole bunch of low level peeps on my server. crafted up a bunch of weapons and outfits. if you see civil war suit/dress wearing people wielding flaming pitchforks, it was probably my doing :)
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STOP!
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shout out to my neighbors doing target shooting after 9:30 pm. i hope you contract some disease we don’t have a cure for yet.
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in the two years since, i’m at nearly 1200hrs into fallout 4. and 300 in fallout 76. this statement is still accurate, heh.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/872489889291489281
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/872489889291489281
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listen, i'm not saying you _should_ buy two and a half pounds of cereal marshmallows in a big jug, i'm just showing you that it's _possible_ https://amzn.to/2JZngO5
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Shout out to all my over-zealous docent friends. I mean no disrespect.
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I keep typing replies to this and then deleting them. I'll think a bit to see if I can formulate something helpful, rather than just sounding like an over-zealous docent at a museum. You are probably not interested in how "it used to be" and are unable to relate to my experiences
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It's June which means it's time for me to again talk about getting started in this industry. This is an important milestone year, as I have been professionally making websites for 1/2 of my life; since 1996.
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I propose we change the rules for “the Game of LIFE” when you reach “STOP Get Married” you can choose to Stay Single
This replaces all the “Baby” spaces with “Pet” spaces.
This replaces all the “Baby” spaces with “Pet” spaces.
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“so many people are sneaking into Mar a Lago they should BUILD A WALL!” - @cstax
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how am i so tired and it's only tuesday?
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it's too late to send a card now
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apparently after posting my stats yesterday, today me said “hold my beer”
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crushed it.
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my wife brought home a few excellent beers from her trip to Seattle, looks like y'all have embraced New England Style IPAs :D
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Seattle area friends: just up in Everett, the Flying Heritage Museum. https://flyingheritage.org
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@DanielBrian update - i did get some. they’re great! these https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0015WJQ7A/
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It's okay to ask for help. You can't possibly teach yourself everything. #DevDiscuss
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my sleep app told me i could fix my tiredness problem by sleeping for 13 and a half hours tonight so
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*tap* *tap* is this thing on?
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/731673829903335424
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/731673829903335424
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every time my kids touch a computer they act like a youtuber
“hey guys, what’s up? today i’m gonna type my spelling words in big letters. while i put my name at the top of the paper, don’t forget to like and subscribe!”
“hey guys, what’s up? today i’m gonna type my spelling words in big letters. while i put my name at the top of the paper, don’t forget to like and subscribe!”
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what season is it?
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Hey @tacobell you thinking what I’m thinking? Baseball players love Gorditas.
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kinda sad, Jetblue's website doesn't work if i block http://demdex.net (Adobe Experience Cloud) seriously why would you refuse to take my money if you can't track me online
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so, anyone i know work in Chase’s social media team? how’s that going for you today?
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⛺️ ⛺️
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idea: design a tissue box that looks like a football, so i can throw it at my kids.
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vegetable + win
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always worried that the staff at the Post Office is secretly judging my packaging and labeling, and talks about me to their co-workers later.
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coffee’s ready!
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nobody tested the Software Agreement in Dark Mode.
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they’re still going - 100 episodes!
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628?s=21
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628?s=21
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i mean, 5/8 is after 4/15 but
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my favorite Game of Thrones character is Digdug Turducken
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in which @DanielBrian was perhaps the first person in twitter history to reply to both @mikesuszek and @mikesusz https://twitter.com/danielbrian/status/852010370847752192?s=21
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lol.
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in the realm of single-use websites, we need a "is it okay to go to this conference or not"
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Why do Mario and Luigi hang around with Toad? Because he’s such a fungi
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“i love you, i’m tired, i need to go to sleep.” — what i just said to my wife, but it would make a good epitaph also.
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happi kitti boi
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day 1 (for me) of PAX East for me: i’m tired. so tired.
so, so tired.
also why would i wait more than an hour to get into the @bethesda thing? this sucks, do something different next year. maybe … come to PAX. _to_ PAX.
so, so tired.
also why would i wait more than an hour to get into the @bethesda thing? this sucks, do something different next year. maybe … come to PAX. _to_ PAX.
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plenty of power at PAX thanks to this Anker battery and Male Pockets Privilege (MPP)
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how many times do i have to pick up and ignore the person calling from Ooma before they stop calling me?
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