mike susz
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welp i’m stuck here and never moving. and typing tweets with my free left arm.
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apparently i quickly forgot how i wrecked myself yesterday, and i wrecked myself again today.
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today the weather was beautiful and i may have done too many of the things
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well if this election has taught me one thing, it’s that i was right to leave my hometown and get away from the people i see on facebook.
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just a reminder that absolutely no
amount of fret and worry right now will change anything. the only thing you have left to do is vote (if you haven’t already)
amount of fret and worry right now will change anything. the only thing you have left to do is vote (if you haven’t already)
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a great failure of people in history is neglecting to imagine what they will do, how they will react and how they will go forward, if some momentous event does not go the way they hoped and predicted. what will you do if tuesday does not turn out like you hoped?
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hey, whatcha eatin?
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i got tired of standing outside in the cold while he just eats snow
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tonight on youtube my kids discovered: Will It Blend?
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"Why don't you make your reporting slides the night before the presentation?" I ask myself for the 14th sprint in a row.
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nope.
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it’s been a long week
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40lbs of lap dog (not yet his final form)
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still recovering from an exhausting 4-day weekend of manual labor. sorry, not the most interesting content. i’ll post a pic of the patio when i’m done with it.
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your villagers throw you a birthday party https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1314748391474176001
and a special KK concert https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1314747097808207875
and a special KK concert https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1314747097808207875
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Meeting House in Rindge, NH tonight.
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US federal tax code is a complicated system of interrelated rules.
wealthy people hire (teams of) brilliant accountants to help them pay as little tax as possible.
they literally game the system. that's how the system is built, by congresspeople (who are mostly wealthy).
wealthy people hire (teams of) brilliant accountants to help them pay as little tax as possible.
they literally game the system. that's how the system is built, by congresspeople (who are mostly wealthy).
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but i’m married!
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there’s a treat under here somewhere.
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Good Morning! good luck reading that forecast with such low contrast, at low brightness and you just put your glasses on.
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anytime i start dancing, my oldest son mutters "please stop"
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New England friends: you can watch the ISS flyover tonight!
Time: Sat Sep 19 7:28 PM, Visible: 6 min, Max Height: 54°, Appears: 10° above SW, Disappears: 11° above ENE
Time: Sat Sep 19 7:28 PM, Visible: 6 min, Max Height: 54°, Appears: 10° above SW, Disappears: 11° above ENE
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folks who are managers: don't assume the quiet people are happy.
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“Hurricane Sally” sounds like some lousy song from the 1950s
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the overnight low will be ... a harsh reminder of all the outdoor projects i have yet to finish
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ordering a new battery kit tonight. this is as much as my 2015 macbook pro will close.
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1st day of school! i discovered that Chrome is usurping my DNS-server-based website blocker to keep the kids from playing browser games instead of doing schoolwork. tonight i put their ethernet into the managed switch & tomorrow they go on a VLAN & get filtered. sigh.
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six months ago today was the last day i worked from the office.
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wow my phone autocorrected “who” to “what ho” 😐
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how many SUVs equal one gender reveal party firework wildfire catastrophe? 🤔
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day before labor day is “leftover fireworks day” in New Hampshire
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learned today that @WORXTools also makes this thing and boy howdy
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my sunday with @FiskarsAxes and @WORXTools and @KEENUtility
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all hail Mothman. @fallout https://twitter.com/thegallowboob/status/1300189681489981443
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i can’t think of anything useful to do, and i can’t justify doing anything i consider “fun” so... i should just go
to bed, because, nobody can argue with sleep, i guess.
to bed, because, nobody can argue with sleep, i guess.
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we have neighbors in the woods who sound like this, i don’t know what they are.
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somebody didn’t program siri for this joke
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why don’t we just name all hurricanes “Karen”
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learn how to wear a mask, Lonnie.
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hi i’m mike i am 46 years old and my new favorite hobby is laying flat on the floor
GET AWAY
dad is fine, i just want to lie here
flat
go away
GET AWAY
dad is fine, i just want to lie here
flat
go away
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search for your name in gifs
then search for more gifs
laugh at gifs, funny gifs
then forget why you were searching
then keep it all to yourself
then search for more gifs
laugh at gifs, funny gifs
then forget why you were searching
then keep it all to yourself
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i guess this is how they ended up all over the place in @Fallout ? https://twitter.com/deapoirierbooks/status/1295083769947475968
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three days, 2000 miles.
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saw a nice family today having lunch in the gazebo on the square in town. looked like relatives showed up to join them. no masks. kisses and hugs.
doing it halfway right doesn’t count.
doing it halfway right doesn’t count.
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oh no… i scrolled far enough on Facebook to see posts from my relatives…
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remember when twitter was mad about people putting scented oils in their toilets?