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mike susz
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sometimes i look at my followers list and i think “who unfollowed me?” then i remember i blocked that account whose profile photo was a picture of a butt
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when the weather nerd opens up the curtains on their westward-facing windows, it’s time for a show.
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anyone else realize they're part of like 7 or 8 discords but only have the time and attention span for like one channel on one discord?
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my wife: “I tapped on an egg to hatch it, and the app crashed.”
me: “oh! you hatched a bug-type!”
her:
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
her: ಠ_ಠ
#PokemonGo
me: “oh! you hatched a bug-type!”
her:
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
her: ಠ_ಠ
#PokemonGo
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website: “we use cookies, CONSENT TO COOKIES”
website also: “tell us your zip code every time you visit forever”
website also: “tell us your zip code every time you visit forever”
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this day felt like the longest week ever
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now that celebrities have taught us all how to wash our hands properly, can they start talking about the importance of wearing a mask in public?
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in a way, my Animal Crossing house is the room i lived in when i was single if i had more money for computers https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1259678405747806208
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Hello, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime, CBS, AppleTV+, and HBO? yes i’d like to cancel my service. reason for cancellation? oh, i guess i just don’t use it much anymore.
by the way, have you played Animal Crossing?
by the way, have you played Animal Crossing?
mike susz
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this morning’s snow has melted but now we’re getting a graupel sun-shower!
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i feel obligated.
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this is Hopper. he is semi-feral and sometimes does not like us a lot. i appreciate these times.
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it’s been a long week.
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it’s difficult to not just wake up, come downstairs, pour coffee, start working. this morning i’m trying to stay away from my computer until 8.
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woo! #PokemonGO
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every day a person is born who doesn't know not to use @ channel on Slack
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Animal Crossing friends: i made a one-page spreadsheet of fish and bug prices for May.
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
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using all of my connections to try and make it rain tomorrow
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just in case you were worried that yard work is all calming and zen-like, and not whatsoever terrifying
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we had a super special visitor this week :) glad to help people make 🛎
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
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another scientific rain gauge
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very accurate and scientific rain gauge
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anybody else gotta sell turnips?
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Flick is on our island also, so bring yer bugs
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friendos who need to sell turnips at 527b, hit me up for dodo.
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kids left a bunch of crap around outside their houses so my wife took it and disbursed it around the island. scavenger hunt in #AnimalCrossing !
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um... turnips at 527b
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the big questions in life, sell my turnips for a modest profit or hold out for a winfall.
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wife hears me chuckling from another room ...
...
“are you gonna send me a tweet?”
...
“are you gonna send me a tweet?”
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it’s been a long week.
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Phone Wallet Keys Mask
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today my wife said “we don’t have enough momentous occasions” and summarily opened a 22oz of @StoneBrewing Double Bastard from … 2008. ooof. it is delicious. i am sleepy.
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this game is amazing. i can sit on a toilet and watch a train. #AnimalCrossing
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my boys are getting old enough that i need to have a talk with them.
if she don't want your number
no, she ain't gonna give you hers
no, she don't wanna meet you nowhere
no, she don't want none of your time
she don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
if she don't want your number
no, she ain't gonna give you hers
no, she don't wanna meet you nowhere
no, she don't want none of your time
she don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
mike susz
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thank you @brianarn for inviting me to sell turnips and save my humble island from financial ruin #AnimalCrossing
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it's been a long week.
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oh look, a patch level update for xcode. it's 8.1gb.
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my bandwidth is, unfortunately, precious. i never want to see nonconsensual video. it will permanently color my view of the advertiser and the site that hosts it.
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that thing where you keep launching the Microsoft store accidentally, instead of Slack
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it's been a long week.
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hey everybody i hope you are having a wonderful easter with your family
also remember to buy turnips before noon
also remember to buy turnips before noon
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no, YOU have the Animal Crossing theme song stuck in your head at 12:15am
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the most insidious thing about this virus is that it forces us to have an inherent distrust of our neighbors.
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Pokemon Go friends #PokemonGO
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animal crossing friends: i finally figured out how to scan QR codes in the Switch phone app and upload designs to AC! if you’re looking for codes, check this out https://youtu.be/C7Q-cLDRMCA (put youtube in high quality, change playback speed to .25x, pause when you see one you like)
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it's been a long week.
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update: she has now expanded her house, debt free, and planted orchards of fruits she has collected from other islands.
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this is a reminder that if you’re doing social distancing properly and starting to feel congested it might be allergies.