mike susz
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“you don’t kick each other in a staring contest!”
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mike susz
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it's only been three months. "new job years" = "dog years."
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this is a refreshing bright spot in recent government activity: https://twitter.com/weathercompany/status/860132386914406400
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May 4th! a great day to explore space: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to expl
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today was not my best day. today wasn't even really a good day. i hope tomorrow is better.
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@DanielBrian "normal" is constantly changing so you can't measure versus a year or longer ago
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Schrödinger's Täsk Lïst
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it's Monday. it's May. 2017 is 1/3 over.
but we're going to be okay. do well today.
but we're going to be okay. do well today.
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so help me kid if you say “i’m bored” one more time.
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the AskTOH episode with astronaut Mike Foreman https://www.thisoldhouse.com/watch/ask-toh-nasa-simulated-panels
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TIL most (all?) of the bolts on the ISS are 7/16ths. thanks, @AskTOH
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i figured someone would eventually let me know that i looked like one of my eyebrows was actively trying to escape from my face
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ugh, twitter. these were all checked by default.
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or, perhaps, redefine what "cool" means, as i've surely made bigger and more useful things since then.
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that thing where i still point to something from 6 years ago as the coolest thing i've ever built. hoping to change that someday.
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i had no idea how to find these when i was single
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Idea: find a location in a Greek neighborhood and open a burger restaurant called: We Don't Need Another Gyro
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wait a minute, what if all this news about search engines dealing with fake news, is actually fake news itself?
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reality tv show idea: a group of experts enlist your children to assist them in turning all of their toys into a giant rube goldberg machine
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for me, and i surprised myself, it's not travel or reading or learning. it's: flossing and sit-ups.
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I wish i had done more ______________ when I was younger.
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1. bank assigns you a random userid
2. bank obfuscates userid in online banking login
3. your password manager remembers obfuscated username
2. bank obfuscates userid in online banking login
3. your password manager remembers obfuscated username
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my next personal project: an ebay store called "does anybody even want this crap?" where i just post random things found in my basement
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update: surprisingly, i opted for work.
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do i just take 20 minutes to make myself an interesting breakfast or do i waste half an hour thinking about it then give up?
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this week was a week. boy
howdy, it was.
howdy, it was.
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oh i’ll just look for that in Photos …. tomorrow?
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YMMV. :D
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this is still my favorite. especially where they talk about their sponsor for eight minutes. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628
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Alexa, remind me that i'm a terrible human being
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at risk of being controversial, Dudleys eggs are cooler than Paas eggs.
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the opportunity to use my mastery of the craft i have built up over decades.
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i’m excited about the project i’m working on. mostly because i just got specs from the designer and i can start styling.
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i never seem to get the colors y’all get near the city. sunset timelapse in Rindge, April 13, 2017 https://vimeo.com/213171553
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watched the ISS go over with the boys. got to explain to them that we're insignificant apes spinning on a rock in space at over a 1000mph.
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hey y’all, i don’t mean to brag, but, when i open up Safari, my homepage is listed under ‘Top Sites’ just sayin’
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most problems in life can be solved by a series of nested for() loops
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anyway, another thing i'm not good at, with no clear path to improvement. but at least my livelihood does not depend on it.
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... bad impression of the artists vocal style, diction. a lot of them i can't physically replicate their tonal range.
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i've begun to realize lately that, given my historical precedent of doing bad impressions of people, my "singing" is merely a bad impression
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i drove home singing along with country music at the best projection i could muster. windows open. no raegrets.
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not like that other wild and crazy parking
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i should get some sort of push notification warning when i've shrugged too many times in a day.
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Happy Passover! Spiral-sliced ham is on sale.
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panorama of tonight’s sunset from Rindge.
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are you kidding me?
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is there an app for calculating when you want to cook fries, chicken nuggets, and fish sticks at the same time?
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update: there were four sets of seven unskippable ads each. sigh.
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@abackstrom check that. four sets of seven ads.