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mike susz

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US federal tax code is a complicated system of interrelated rules.

wealthy people hire (teams of) brilliant accountants to help them pay as little tax as possible.

they literally game the system. that's how the system is built, by congresspeople (who are mostly wealthy).

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mike susz

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but i’m married!

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there’s a treat under here somewhere.

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Good Morning! good luck reading that forecast with such low contrast, at low brightness and you just put your glasses on.

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anytime i start dancing, my oldest son mutters "please stop"

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New England friends: you can watch the ISS flyover tonight!
Time: Sat Sep 19 7:28 PM, Visible: 6 min, Max Height: 54°, Appears: 10° above SW, Disappears: 11° above ENE

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folks who are managers: don't assume the quiet people are happy.

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“Hurricane Sally” sounds like some lousy song from the 1950s

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the overnight low will be ... a harsh reminder of all the outdoor projects i have yet to finish

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ordering a new battery kit tonight. this is as much as my 2015 macbook pro will close.

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1st day of school! i discovered that Chrome is usurping my DNS-server-based website blocker to keep the kids from playing browser games instead of doing schoolwork. tonight i put their ethernet into the managed switch & tomorrow they go on a VLAN & get filtered. sigh.

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mike susz

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six months ago today was the last day i worked from the office.

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wow my phone autocorrected “who” to “what ho” 😐

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how many SUVs equal one gender reveal party firework wildfire catastrophe? 🤔

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day before labor day is “leftover fireworks day” in New Hampshire

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learned today that @WORXTools also makes this thing and boy howdy

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my sunday with @FiskarsAxes and @WORXTools and @KEENUtility

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i can’t think of anything useful to do, and i can’t justify doing anything i consider “fun” so... i should just go
to bed, because, nobody can argue with sleep, i guess.

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we have neighbors in the woods who sound like this, i don’t know what they are.

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somebody didn’t program siri for this joke

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why don’t we just name all hurricanes “Karen”

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learn how to wear a mask, Lonnie.

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hi i’m mike i am 46 years old and my new favorite hobby is laying flat on the floor

GET AWAY

dad is fine, i just want to lie here

flat

go away

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mike susz

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search for your name in gifs

then search for more gifs

laugh at gifs, funny gifs

then forget why you were searching

then keep it all to yourself

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i guess this is how they ended up all over the place in @Fallout ? https://twitter.com/deapoirierbooks/status/1295083769947475968

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three days, 2000 miles.

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saw a nice family today having lunch in the gazebo on the square in town. looked like relatives showed up to join them. no masks. kisses and hugs.

doing it halfway right doesn’t count.

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oh no… i scrolled far enough on Facebook to see posts from my relatives…

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remember when twitter was mad about people putting scented oils in their toilets?

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1.9” of rain received in less than an hour in Rindge. past 24 hours we’ve gotten more rain (3.66”) than we did for the entire month of June (2.44”) #NHwx #KNHRINDG5

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i've now been exclusively using a standing (only) desk at home for 4 months. one thing i really miss from my sit/stand setup in the office is: leaning back in my chair. for various reasons, leaning back in my chair was quite useful.

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this is Blaze.

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today i used my new battery powered lawn mower for the first time and it was a series of incredible epiphanies anyway i hope you are well and your weekend is peaceful and restorative

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guilty. not sure exactly which one i am (though y'all probably know) i try to riff with people and keep the joke going but i often fail and started doing it way less and should stop replying completely. https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1283354337910165506

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i hear The Clash every time.

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rain is scared of the dot. :(

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i’m exhausted and i just realized i have two more days of exhausting weekend yet to come

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i wasn’t expecting it, but tonight: middle aged man, former AV crew chief/technical theater producer was completely enraptured by astounding writing, performance, and production.

i am nonsense, and nobody should care, but i am different now. amazing.

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phone wallet keys mask

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foster kitten has had a tough day also.

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you don’t realize until you go back through your #AnimalCrossing photos that your hands are just meaty spheres

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how’s the week going so far? wow, today really made up for not working yesterday.

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oh, it rained last night. i won't be able to brutalize myself with yardwork today. pity.

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me shopping for a phone case

* nope, doesn’t need a hole to see the apple logo
* nope, doesn’t need your giant logo of random company
* nope, that one looks like it will actually harm my phone
* nope, that looks like a robot ate my phone

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depression fam: does your brain ever conflate self-care with selfishness? like whatever time and attention you need to take in order to address (being basically a filth-producing animal) is indulgent?

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3 years ago me: cords!

me now:

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i have no idea how this is comfortable.

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