mike susz
@mikesusz
you don’t realize until you go back through your #AnimalCrossing photos that your hands are just meaty spheres
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mike susz
@mikesusz
how’s the week going so far? wow, today really made up for not working yesterday.
mike susz
@mikesusz
oh, it rained last night. i won't be able to brutalize myself with yardwork today. pity.
mike susz
@mikesusz
me shopping for a phone case
* nope, doesn’t need a hole to see the apple logo
* nope, doesn’t need your giant logo of random company
* nope, that one looks like it will actually harm my phone
* nope, that looks like a robot ate my phone
* nope, doesn’t need a hole to see the apple logo
* nope, doesn’t need your giant logo of random company
* nope, that one looks like it will actually harm my phone
* nope, that looks like a robot ate my phone
mike susz
@mikesusz
depression fam: does your brain ever conflate self-care with selfishness? like whatever time and attention you need to take in order to address (being basically a filth-producing animal) is indulgent?
mike susz
@mikesusz
3 years ago me: cords!
me now:
me now:
mike susz
@mikesusz
i have no idea how this is comfortable.
mike susz
@mikesusz
yet another holiday weekend i’ve chosen to ruin myself with work outside. i’d probably feel better if our house looked great. but this is all work to keep it from looking bad.
mike susz
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baller new wheel for my hooptie
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remember when it snowed two weeks ago?
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s been a long week.
mike susz
@mikesusz
yesterday i did too many of the things, which means today i was inclined to avoid any small number of the things. eventually i may learn to temper my weekend activities to average out and be less ruinous.
mike susz
@mikesusz
don’t be that guy:
* at Home Depot
* no mask
* talking loudly
* “the data is wrong”
* “the disease isn’t that bad”
* “this is all stupid”
* at Home Depot
* no mask
* talking loudly
* “the data is wrong”
* “the disease isn’t that bad”
* “this is all stupid”
mike susz
@mikesusz
okay not gonna complain about my breakthrough reward pokemon this week #PokemonGO
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@mikesusz
#SocialDistancing
mike susz
@mikesusz
sometimes i look at my followers list and i think “who unfollowed me?” then i remember i blocked that account whose profile photo was a picture of a butt
mike susz
@mikesusz
when the weather nerd opens up the curtains on their westward-facing windows, it’s time for a show.
mike susz
@mikesusz
anyone else realize they're part of like 7 or 8 discords but only have the time and attention span for like one channel on one discord?
mike susz
@mikesusz
my wife: “I tapped on an egg to hatch it, and the app crashed.”
me: “oh! you hatched a bug-type!”
her:
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
her: ಠ_ಠ
#PokemonGo
me: “oh! you hatched a bug-type!”
her:
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
her: ಠ_ಠ
#PokemonGo
mike susz
@mikesusz
website: “we use cookies, CONSENT TO COOKIES”
website also: “tell us your zip code every time you visit forever”
website also: “tell us your zip code every time you visit forever”
mike susz
@mikesusz
this day felt like the longest week ever
mike susz
@mikesusz
now that celebrities have taught us all how to wash our hands properly, can they start talking about the importance of wearing a mask in public?
mike susz
@mikesusz
in a way, my Animal Crossing house is the room i lived in when i was single if i had more money for computers https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1259678405747806208
mike susz
@mikesusz
Hello, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime, CBS, AppleTV+, and HBO? yes i’d like to cancel my service. reason for cancellation? oh, i guess i just don’t use it much anymore.
by the way, have you played Animal Crossing?
by the way, have you played Animal Crossing?
mike susz
@mikesusz
this morning’s snow has melted but now we’re getting a graupel sun-shower!
mike susz
@mikesusz
i feel obligated.
mike susz
@mikesusz
this is Hopper. he is semi-feral and sometimes does not like us a lot. i appreciate these times.
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s been a long week.
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s difficult to not just wake up, come downstairs, pour coffee, start working. this morning i’m trying to stay away from my computer until 8.
mike susz
@mikesusz
woo! #PokemonGO
mike susz
@mikesusz
every day a person is born who doesn't know not to use @ channel on Slack
mike susz
@mikesusz
Animal Crossing friends: i made a one-page spreadsheet of fish and bug prices for May.
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
mike susz
@mikesusz
using all of my connections to try and make it rain tomorrow
mike susz
@mikesusz
just in case you were worried that yard work is all calming and zen-like, and not whatsoever terrifying
mike susz
@mikesusz
we had a super special visitor this week :) glad to help people make 🛎
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
mike susz
@mikesusz
another scientific rain gauge
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@mikesusz
very accurate and scientific rain gauge
mike susz
@mikesusz
anybody else gotta sell turnips?
mike susz
@mikesusz
Flick is on our island also, so bring yer bugs
mike susz
@mikesusz
friendos who need to sell turnips at 527b, hit me up for dodo.
mike susz
@mikesusz
kids left a bunch of crap around outside their houses so my wife took it and disbursed it around the island. scavenger hunt in #AnimalCrossing !
mike susz
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um... turnips at 527b
mike susz
@mikesusz
the big questions in life, sell my turnips for a modest profit or hold out for a winfall.
mike susz
@mikesusz
wife hears me chuckling from another room ...
...
“are you gonna send me a tweet?”
...
“are you gonna send me a tweet?”
mike susz
@mikesusz
it’s been a long week.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Phone Wallet Keys Mask
mike susz
@mikesusz
today my wife said “we don’t have enough momentous occasions” and summarily opened a 22oz of @StoneBrewing Double Bastard from … 2008. ooof. it is delicious. i am sleepy.
mike susz
@mikesusz
this game is amazing. i can sit on a toilet and watch a train. #AnimalCrossing
mike susz
@mikesusz
my boys are getting old enough that i need to have a talk with them.
if she don't want your number
no, she ain't gonna give you hers
no, she don't wanna meet you nowhere
no, she don't want none of your time
she don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
if she don't want your number
no, she ain't gonna give you hers
no, she don't wanna meet you nowhere
no, she don't want none of your time
she don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
mike susz
@mikesusz
thank you @brianarn for inviting me to sell turnips and save my humble island from financial ruin #AnimalCrossing