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mike susz

@mikesusz

happy father's day!

Jun 18, 2017, 2:02 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

same mold? 30+ years later.

Jun 17, 2017, 5:20 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

pro tip: Naver send and email without proofreading.

Jun 17, 2017, 4:17 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

to be clear; i don’t want to censor the video or remove it. i just want a warning, and use that to make a choice.

Jun 17, 2017, 1:04 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

is there a flag for explicit language on Vimeo? just watched one of the Staff Picks with my kids up until it dropped an MF-bomb.

Jun 17, 2017, 1:00 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i’ve seen the best and worst of the internet literally at the same time. i’m glad she is okay. i don’t care about anything else.

Jun 16, 2017, 10:46 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so a friend was concerned that someone might have been in a compromised state and is missing, then she is found, and now people are mad?

Jun 16, 2017, 10:45 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

can we put fidget spinners back on car wheels please

Jun 14, 2017, 9:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my name is ...

Jun 14, 2017, 6:22 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i try to mix this and now my keyboard is full of quinoa. quiboard.

Jun 14, 2017, 4:31 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

we seriously need to disrupt BIG SALAD CONTAINER because this is ridiculous

Jun 14, 2017, 4:22 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Metroid fans: we have to wait HOW long?

Half-life fans: ಠ_ಠ

Jun 13, 2017, 4:33 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

lunch: naan & non

Jun 13, 2017, 4:10 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

does Waldo have a sports injury or is he just a pimp?

Jun 12, 2017, 11:02 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what's really awesome is when people live tweet a show that you will not see until it is out on plastic discs from Netflix in a year

Jun 12, 2017, 1:51 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

TFW you accidentally type your phone (and ipad) passcode while your kid is watching

Jun 11, 2017, 7:15 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

sneak peak (literally)

Jun 11, 2017, 5:48 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i'm getting better at coping.

Jun 10, 2017, 9:00 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

~21 seconds. Watch “clouds this afternoon” on #Vimeo https://vimeo.com/221029698?ref=tw-share

Jun 9, 2017, 10:08 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

bit of color tonight.

Jun 9, 2017, 12:33 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@tbranyen the only thing that sucks more than your sites being down is this joke

Jun 8, 2017, 8:50 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

aww yiss, gonna make it rain! (pennies) https://twitter.com/jakerobinson/status/872910995240386562

Jun 8, 2017, 8:23 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i just had a great idea that would make me a dozenaire

Jun 8, 2017, 8:17 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

TFW you're hearing voices... then realize when you got out of the car, the audiobook app kept playing (quietly) through the phone speaker

Jun 8, 2017, 5:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I'm gonna go out and look for some confirmation bias. be back in a bit!

Jun 8, 2017, 5:06 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

y'all have reminders on your phone or watch to tell you to get up and move around. i drink coffee and/or seltzer constantly ...

Jun 8, 2017, 3:42 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@daveseah granted i'm still quite new to this but that's how i understand what we're trying to accomplish and how :)

Jun 8, 2017, 3:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

this was seriously one of my saddest days.

Jun 8, 2017, 2:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

dear anyone who makes big company IT/HR software: some employees react poorly to new-hire emails, erroneously, months after they were hired.

Jun 8, 2017, 1:58 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i got my code to pass eslint! i feel like a robot should bring a cookie to my desk or something.

Jun 7, 2017, 8:09 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

"i wonder if i approach them unarmed if i can speak to the-- oh they're shooting."

Jun 7, 2017, 4:27 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

as i cross over 100hrs into Fallout 4, my experience might be summed: "who are these people, i wonder if they're frie--oh they're shooting"

Jun 7, 2017, 4:26 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

console.log('ALL THE THINGS!');

Jun 6, 2017, 6:50 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

every day i wake up and look at twitter and this is all still nuts. totally nuts.

Jun 6, 2017, 3:31 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my son made a story about @beep at school and i think the likeness is uncanny.

Jun 5, 2017, 11:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hey Siri, remind me tonight to leave that Slack channel when nobody is awake so that i don't offend them

Jun 5, 2017, 7:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I'm grilling in the rain
yes grilling in the rain
what a logistical nightmare
i must be insane

Jun 4, 2017, 9:30 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

having tread again is weird

Jun 4, 2017, 5:57 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hey friends - please consider donating to OSMI - an org dedicated to changing how we view mental health in the tech http://osmihelp.org/donate

Jun 2, 2017, 3:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hey y'all, it's June! so if you had goals to accomplish something this year, now is a good time to panic.

Jun 1, 2017, 11:34 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Jun 1, 2017, 12:36 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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Jun 1, 2017, 12:36 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

heck of a show tonight

Jun 1, 2017, 12:36 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

sun broke through and double rainbow

May 31, 2017, 11:40 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

there goes the sun

May 31, 2017, 10:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it's 2017, stop scrolljacking already

May 31, 2017, 3:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

if you're gonna screw something up today, follow my example and blow it all up real good.

May 30, 2017, 5:14 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

May 30, 2017, 2:23 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my wife brought in clips off of four of her lilac varieties

May 28, 2017, 11:11 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Productivity: here is the toolset i use to promote flow

May 28, 2017, 4:40 PM · view on Twitter