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Oct 23, 2020, 3:19 AM · view on Twitter
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it’s been a long week
Oct 20, 2020, 1:41 AM · view on Twitter
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40lbs of lap dog (not yet his final form)
Oct 19, 2020, 1:19 AM · view on Twitter
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still recovering from an exhausting 4-day weekend of manual labor. sorry, not the most interesting content. i’ll post a pic of the patio when i’m done with it.
Oct 15, 2020, 2:49 AM · view on Twitter
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Oct 10, 2020, 2:11 AM · view on Twitter
Meeting House in Rindge, NH tonight.
Oct 8, 2020, 3:03 AM · view on Twitter
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US federal tax code is a complicated system of interrelated rules.
wealthy people hire (teams of) brilliant accountants to help them pay as little tax as possible.
they literally game the system. that's how the system is built, by congresspeople (who are mostly wealthy).
Sep 28, 2020, 2:36 PM · view on Twitter
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Sep 27, 2020, 11:48 PM · view on Twitter
there’s a treat under here somewhere.
Sep 27, 2020, 4:04 PM · view on Twitter
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Good Morning! good luck reading that forecast with such low contrast, at low brightness and you just put your glasses on.
Sep 26, 2020, 1:39 PM · view on Twitter
anytime i start dancing, my oldest son mutters "please stop"
Sep 25, 2020, 7:56 PM · view on Twitter
New England friends: you can watch the ISS flyover tonight!
Time: Sat Sep 19 7:28 PM, Visible: 6 min, Max Height: 54°, Appears: 10° above SW, Disappears: 11° above ENE
Sep 19, 2020, 2:20 PM · view on Twitter
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folks who are managers: don't assume the quiet people are happy.
Sep 17, 2020, 5:15 PM · view on Twitter
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“Hurricane Sally” sounds like some lousy song from the 1950s
Sep 15, 2020, 2:02 AM · view on Twitter
the overnight low will be ... a harsh reminder of all the outdoor projects i have yet to finish
Sep 15, 2020, 1:54 AM · view on Twitter
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ordering a new battery kit tonight. this is as much as my 2015 macbook pro will close.
Sep 13, 2020, 11:44 PM · view on Twitter
1st day of school! i discovered that Chrome is usurping my DNS-server-based website blocker to keep the kids from playing browser games instead of doing schoolwork. tonight i put their ethernet into the managed switch & tomorrow they go on a VLAN & get filtered. sigh.
Sep 11, 2020, 3:18 AM · view on Twitter
six months ago today was the last day i worked from the office.
Sep 10, 2020, 11:37 PM · view on Twitter
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wow my phone autocorrected “who” to “what ho” 😐
Sep 10, 2020, 11:27 PM · view on Twitter
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how many SUVs equal one gender reveal party firework wildfire catastrophe? 🤔
Sep 8, 2020, 2:27 AM · view on Twitter
day before labor day is “leftover fireworks day” in New Hampshire
Sep 7, 2020, 12:29 AM · view on Twitter
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learned today that @WORXTools also makes this thing and boy howdy
Sep 6, 2020, 6:05 PM · view on Twitter
my sunday with @FiskarsAxes and @WORXTools and @KEENUtility
Sep 6, 2020, 6:02 PM · view on Twitter
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Aug 31, 2020, 11:51 PM · view on Twitter
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i can’t think of anything useful to do, and i can’t justify doing anything i consider “fun” so... i should just go
to bed, because, nobody can argue with sleep, i guess.
Aug 30, 2020, 2:44 AM · view on Twitter
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we have neighbors in the woods who sound like this, i don’t know what they are.
Aug 28, 2020, 10:47 PM · view on Twitter
somebody didn’t program siri for this joke
Aug 25, 2020, 11:51 PM · view on Twitter
why don’t we just name all hurricanes “Karen”
Aug 23, 2020, 2:43 AM · view on Twitter
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learn how to wear a mask, Lonnie.
Aug 22, 2020, 2:03 AM · view on Twitter
hi i’m mike i am 46 years old and my new favorite hobby is laying flat on the floor
GET AWAY
dad is fine, i just want to lie here
flat
go away
Aug 22, 2020, 1:21 AM · view on Twitter
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search for your name in gifs
then search for more gifs
laugh at gifs, funny gifs
then forget why you were searching
then keep it all to yourself
Aug 20, 2020, 3:06 AM · view on Twitter
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i guess this is how they ended up all over the place in @Fallout ?
https://twitter.com/deapoirierbooks/status/1295083769947475968 Aug 18, 2020, 4:21 PM · view on Twitter
three days, 2000 miles.
Aug 10, 2020, 2:25 AM · view on Twitter
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Aug 2, 2020, 7:34 PM · view on Twitter
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saw a nice family today having lunch in the gazebo on the square in town. looked like relatives showed up to join them. no masks. kisses and hugs.
doing it halfway right doesn’t count.
Aug 2, 2020, 2:17 AM · view on Twitter
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oh no… i scrolled far enough on Facebook to see posts from my relatives…
Jul 30, 2020, 3:17 AM · view on Twitter
remember when twitter was mad about people putting scented oils in their toilets?
Jul 28, 2020, 3:13 AM · view on Twitter
1.9” of rain received in less than an hour in Rindge. past 24 hours we’ve gotten more rain (3.66”) than we did for the entire month of June (2.44”) #NHwx #KNHRINDG5
Jul 23, 2020, 8:44 PM · view on Twitter
i've now been exclusively using a standing (only) desk at home for 4 months. one thing i really miss from my sit/stand setup in the office is: leaning back in my chair. for various reasons, leaning back in my chair was quite useful.
Jul 22, 2020, 6:25 PM · view on Twitter
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Jul 22, 2020, 2:51 AM · view on Twitter
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today i used my new battery powered lawn mower for the first time and it was a series of incredible epiphanies anyway i hope you are well and your weekend is peaceful and restorative
Jul 19, 2020, 3:45 AM · view on Twitter
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guilty. not sure exactly which one i am (though y'all probably know) i try to riff with people and keep the joke going but i often fail and started doing it way less and should stop replying completely.
https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1283354337910165506 Jul 15, 2020, 2:58 PM · view on Twitter
i hear The Clash every time.
Jul 8, 2020, 2:26 PM · view on Twitter
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rain is scared of the dot. :(
Jul 6, 2020, 1:21 AM · view on Twitter
i’m exhausted and i just realized i have two more days of exhausting weekend yet to come
Jul 4, 2020, 4:01 AM · view on Twitter
i wasn’t expecting it, but tonight: middle aged man, former AV crew chief/technical theater producer was completely enraptured by astounding writing, performance, and production.
i am nonsense, and nobody should care, but i am different now. amazing.
Jul 4, 2020, 2:43 AM · view on Twitter
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Jun 27, 2020, 3:43 AM · view on Twitter
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phone wallet keys mask
Jun 21, 2020, 2:47 PM · view on Twitter
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foster kitten has had a tough day also.
Jun 21, 2020, 2:23 AM · view on Twitter
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you don’t realize until you go back through your #AnimalCrossing photos that your hands are just meaty spheres
Jun 20, 2020, 12:57 AM · view on Twitter