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marketing copy i wish they wouldn’t have had the chance to reuse
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tomorrow, i start something new.
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one more day.
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christmas decorations are a legacy codebase. nobody remembers why we made decisions originally, nobody wants to introduce breaking changes.
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riteaid’s appointment form doesn’t work in safari.
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local friends: new hampshire’s “vaccine van” is a single person. i just left a line with about 30 people ahead of me and easily 50 behind me. in 45 minutes, 4 people got shots.
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2019: oh no, deep fakes are going to ruin everything
now: can you pay someone else to attend your metaverse meetings as you? 🤔
now: can you pay someone else to attend your metaverse meetings as you? 🤔
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i used to have to code <div> and <layer> back when different browsers had different DOMs
https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/1466195529000493064
https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/1466195529000493064
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Puppy. (that’s her name)
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ruined myself working on a house project over the holiday, now feeling the pressure to wrap up more while my time off is winding down.
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my thanksgiving “vacation” project was installing hardwood flooring in my youngest son’s room
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the cat knocked my minifigs off of my shelf so my son built a diorama for them
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Another year and holiday that I couldn't travel and see my family again. Disappointed that so many people take it as an affront to their freedom (pride) to protect others through modest sacrifices.
I value my freedom highly. but i do not value my freedom more than your freedom.
I value my freedom highly. but i do not value my freedom more than your freedom.
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i wonder if any retailers are having a sale today?🤔
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i am furniture. apparently comfortable.
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the preview image for The National Dog Show in the Hulu app may or may not be a huge spoiler.
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tonight if you see someone washing dishes, you grab a towel and you dry.
you don’t ask.
you grab a towel and you dry.
you don’t ask.
you grab a towel and you dry.
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i don’t really want to know if you get an award for quintupling your Move goal
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i feel like i beat myself up on projects all day Saturday except (checks calendar) i have four more days of this
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i’m so tired. i managed to slip back into “work like heck all weekend on house projects because there’s work on monday” even though there’s technically not work on monday
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put wire mesh on both ends of the shed. tired of the critters living under it.
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dear designers: tiny light gray text on a white background is exceptionally hard to read.
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the smooth collie folds up into a compact bundle.
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snerflerks
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i finally got everything onto my desk (PC was on a cabinet before) and all cords tucked up! laptop shelf is awaiting future employer’s macbook pro (probably)
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spent today doing a lot of work around the house, now i’m trying to finish up all the household tech debt projects i was “able” to do while i had”free time”
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this tastes like Bed Bath & Beyond.
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morning y’all
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it’s been a long week
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New Hampshire… these numbers are going in the wrong direction really quickly y’all. approaching our highest case counts ever.
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also this means that i jinxed us. if it snows soon - my fault. if it does not snow for a while - my fault.
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snow tires on, could have been done faster but i spent 1/2 the time looking for tools and filling the compressor.
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and the rest. next project: replacing the carpet in the rooms on either side, probably with wood.
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the first course always takes 7x longer than any subsequent course.
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yesterday at 1:19pm my weather station measured a wind gust of 45.2mph, then 5 minutes later at 1:24 we received rainfall at a rate of 4.96in/hr
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😮 #PokemonGo
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this has been a heck of a day, y’all
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find somebody that makes you as happy as this illustration of a cat getting medicine applied inside their ear
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kids had today off from school. all day long my brain thought it was sunday.
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one of these companies still exists, while the other one put rubber dome switches in their keyboards.
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i’m rounding out my skills by doing a complete react dev course but it’s from 2017 and i’m learning a lot about what’s changed in webpack since then and M1 macs didn’t exist then and i feel like the best option maybe is to kobayashi maru
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Overall stats from not commuting, from my last day in the office to my last day working remotely for IBM:
* 73 weeks, assuming 71 weeks working
* 3 days/wk commuting, 110 mi r/t
* 23,430 mi @ 34mpg average
* 680 gallons of gas
* almost $2,400 in fuel costs
* approx. 550 hours
* 73 weeks, assuming 71 weeks working
* 3 days/wk commuting, 110 mi r/t
* 23,430 mi @ 34mpg average
* 680 gallons of gas
* almost $2,400 in fuel costs
* approx. 550 hours
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why would you do this Vimeo?
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what this teaches me is all that talk is horse apples and i should move on and not waste my time caring about your people or your problems.
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it’s been interesting to talk to companies who interview me as a leader and who talk about growth and finding people who will foster talent & support the team & build a culture …
and then get a rejection email from a no-reply@ email address telling me i’m not technical enough.
and then get a rejection email from a no-reply@ email address telling me i’m not technical enough.
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“if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?” 🤔
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it might be sacrilegious to use these lovely Mustang wheels i had in my shed for snow tires, but the Flex needs more traction and sidewall for the winter than the stock 20’s provide
