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78 of those active minutes were carrying 2 tons of wood pellets.
Sep 10, 2017, 12:37 AM · view on Twitter
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I hope that Waze got a lot of data from my trip today. And it uses the data to never do that to me again. I am still not home.
Sep 7, 2017, 11:06 PM · view on Twitter
“oh, waze is taking me a new way…”
ETA increases by 28 minutes
Sep 7, 2017, 10:16 PM · view on Twitter
if one more redditor calls me 'bro' srsly
Sep 7, 2017, 3:19 PM · view on Twitter
i want AI to also remember- e.g. 'hey Siri, i changed the water filter today' (months later) 'hey Siri, when did i change the water filter?'
Sep 7, 2017, 2:58 PM · view on Twitter
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Sep 7, 2017, 1:24 PM · view on Twitter
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"Your password will expire in 14 days" darn it I can't handle this kind of pressure!!!
Sep 5, 2017, 1:30 PM · view on Twitter
Sep 2, 2017, 11:55 PM · view on Twitter
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Aug 31, 2017, 12:22 PM · view on Twitter
wow, it's been ten years since i quit WaMu.
Aug 28, 2017, 2:43 PM · view on Twitter
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Aug 26, 2017, 11:45 PM · view on Twitter
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update: i heard the whole thing. only a few minutes to spare. i need to drive faster or something.
Aug 25, 2017, 1:19 AM · view on Twitter
@johnmoe i know it can’t replace a brother, but i hope it helps some.
Aug 25, 2017, 1:12 AM · view on Twitter
*looks at new episode of podcast*
1h35m long
"should last for most of my commute home"
:(
Aug 24, 2017, 8:05 PM · view on Twitter
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what if they sold guacamole frozen in disk shapes
hockamole
...
because it looks like a hockey puck
...
Aug 24, 2017, 6:35 PM · view on Twitter
that thing where you can't share in credit for the success of your team because you don't know how to value your own abstract contributions
Aug 24, 2017, 6:03 PM · view on Twitter
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every time a worker thread dies, a legacy web app gets its wings
Aug 24, 2017, 3:17 PM · view on Twitter
git help tag
git help merge
git help lassie
Aug 23, 2017, 7:31 PM · view on Twitter
Faustian Afternoon Coffee
Aug 23, 2017, 7:00 PM · view on Twitter
“Welcome” to Littleton. We hope you have a “pleasant” visit. We enjoyed your “wonderful” family.
Aug 22, 2017, 1:34 AM · view on Twitter
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i put Facebook into a Fluid app and occasionally you see interesting things like
Aug 19, 2017, 1:29 AM · view on Twitter
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@webmeadow @deathbearbrown really just a design suggestion. you'll have to listen to your heart
Aug 16, 2017, 6:46 PM · view on Twitter
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open office plan: it's awesome to hear the guy across from or next to you yell on the phone. yell.
Aug 16, 2017, 2:04 PM · view on Twitter
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Aug 15, 2017, 11:36 PM · view on Twitter
just in case you think the struggles of your day feel futile; I just saw someone make four lane changes to get one car ahead in traffic.
Aug 14, 2017, 9:46 PM · view on Twitter
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@deathbearbrown how are we doing on this?
Aug 14, 2017, 5:31 PM · view on Twitter
aaaaand quick power blip in Rindge. #NHwx
Aug 13, 2017, 1:49 AM · view on Twitter
Aug 13, 2017, 1:40 AM · view on Twitter
lol "why did i just hear thunder?"
Aug 13, 2017, 1:12 AM · view on Twitter
Aug 11, 2017, 3:23 AM · view on Twitter
it would be cool if i could get this in … fall. but: beer distribution is weird.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 11, 2017, 12:27 AM · view on Twitter
just tapped: @SierraNevada’s Oktoberfest.
Aug 11, 2017, 12:25 AM · view on Twitter
console.log( ' ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ' );
Aug 10, 2017, 8:05 PM · view on Twitter
current status: paying down technical debt created by people who are smarter than me.
paying dearly.
Aug 10, 2017, 3:37 PM · view on Twitter
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the internet says this is poisonous. and it's a terrorist. and it works for Google.
Aug 10, 2017, 12:01 AM · view on Twitter
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tonight got a little crepuscular
Aug 9, 2017, 11:59 PM · view on Twitter
remember when we were all mad because some old guy said something about avocado toast
Aug 8, 2017, 12:09 AM · view on Twitter
i just went to take a drink of coffee and was viscerally upset that my mug was empty. #monday
Aug 7, 2017, 3:25 PM · view on Twitter
this probably should have told me that my former job wasn't going to work out. "but, it will get better!" is a card you can only play once
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/497435414634835968 Aug 7, 2017, 3:23 PM · view on Twitter
my kids (and i) have been enjoying the Wow in the World podcast.
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510321/wow-in-the-world Aug 6, 2017, 7:59 PM · view on Twitter
Aug 6, 2017, 12:00 PM · view on Twitter
Aug 5, 2017, 11:42 PM · view on Twitter
“Millennials are ruining scapegoats for our inability to understand, adapt, or change”
Aug 5, 2017, 6:02 PM · view on Twitter
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“Millennials are ruining alarmist newspaper headlines”
Aug 5, 2017, 5:50 PM · view on Twitter
Aug 5, 2017, 3:23 PM · view on Twitter
(watching music videos)
“why is Europe always bluish?”
Aug 5, 2017, 3:32 AM · view on Twitter
me: hey i think i’m pretty good at a thing. universe: okay watch this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3RbO7updc Aug 4, 2017, 12:59 AM · view on Twitter
you know how i love arbitrary holidays
Aug 4, 2017, 12:55 AM · view on Twitter
… and 7.5 billion people poop. your point?
Aug 1, 2017, 7:40 PM · view on Twitter
now, will he do the fandango?
Jul 31, 2017, 7:30 PM · view on Twitter
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