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78 of those active minutes were carrying 2 tons of wood pellets.
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I hope that Waze got a lot of data from my trip today. And it uses the data to never do that to me again. I am still not home.
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“oh, waze is taking me a new way…”
ETA increases by 28 minutes
ETA increases by 28 minutes
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if one more redditor calls me 'bro' srsly
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i want AI to also remember- e.g. 'hey Siri, i changed the water filter today' (months later) 'hey Siri, when did i change the water filter?'
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update: my wife threw them out. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/641086078385004545
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"Your password will expire in 14 days" darn it I can't handle this kind of pressure!!!
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update: this didn’t end well. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/771872228430450688
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last night
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wow, it's been ten years since i quit WaMu.
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represent.
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update: i heard the whole thing. only a few minutes to spare. i need to drive faster or something.
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@johnmoe i know it can’t replace a brother, but i hope it helps some.
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*looks at new episode of podcast*
1h35m long
"should last for most of my commute home"
:(
1h35m long
"should last for most of my commute home"
:(
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what if they sold guacamole frozen in disk shapes
hockamole
...
because it looks like a hockey puck
...
hockamole
...
because it looks like a hockey puck
...
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that thing where you can't share in credit for the success of your team because you don't know how to value your own abstract contributions
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every time a worker thread dies, a legacy web app gets its wings
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git help tag
git help merge
git help lassie
git help merge
git help lassie
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Faustian Afternoon Coffee
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“Welcome” to Littleton. We hope you have a “pleasant” visit. We enjoyed your “wonderful” family.
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i put Facebook into a Fluid app and occasionally you see interesting things like
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@webmeadow @deathbearbrown really just a design suggestion. you'll have to listen to your heart
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open office plan: it's awesome to hear the guy across from or next to you yell on the phone. yell.
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car wash 8x https://youtu.be/Y-VcmHuxnQU via @YouTube
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just in case you think the struggles of your day feel futile; I just saw someone make four lane changes to get one car ahead in traffic.
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@deathbearbrown how are we doing on this?
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aaaaand quick power blip in Rindge. #NHwx
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still waiting for this. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/797259184370753536
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lol "why did i just hear thunder?"
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Heart Attack Hummus. https://twitter.com/failnaut/status/895689293850710017
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it would be cool if i could get this in … fall. but: beer distribution is weird.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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just tapped: @SierraNevada’s Oktoberfest.
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console.log( ' ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ' );
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current status: paying down technical debt created by people who are smarter than me.
paying dearly.
paying dearly.
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the internet says this is poisonous. and it's a terrorist. and it works for Google.
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tonight got a little crepuscular
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remember when we were all mad because some old guy said something about avocado toast
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i just went to take a drink of coffee and was viscerally upset that my mug was empty. #monday
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this probably should have told me that my former job wasn't going to work out. "but, it will get better!" is a card you can only play once https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/497435414634835968
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my kids (and i) have been enjoying the Wow in the World podcast. http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510321/wow-in-the-world
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August 5th.
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“Millennials are ruining scapegoats for our inability to understand, adapt, or change”
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“Millennials are ruining alarmist newspaper headlines”
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my kids just finally beat Lumino City on the AppleTV https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lumino-city/id958604518?mt=8&at=10lrAF
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(watching music videos)
“why is Europe always bluish?”
“why is Europe always bluish?”
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me: hey i think i’m pretty good at a thing. universe: okay watch this then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3RbO7updc
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you know how i love arbitrary holidays
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… and 7.5 billion people poop. your point?
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now, will he do the fandango?